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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Origami Around
DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird

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@hippypieceofshit
My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.
Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station
Anubis & Horus spotted having tea in Cairo, 2006.
They’re spilling it girls
[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]
Millennial: what's the target?
Man: I don't know if I want to do this.
Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.
Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.
Millennial: Six months and they're gone.
Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?
Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.
Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-
Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.
Man: Al..alright.
Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.
Man: I understand. It has to be done.
Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.
Man: Thank..thank you.
Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.
Nationalise the pharmaceutical industry.
Publicly execute pharmaceutical industry CEOs.
Second comment wins
A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.
me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
Me in 5th grade:I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
Me: *never exercises ever*
Me: I just don't get it
Cute and buff and will probably fight you🌸💪🏻
touché rednecks
Buttholes dont give you cancer
That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong
The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?
I wonder if fashion is just a practical joke by designers to see what ridiculous stuff rich people will buy to seem “trendy”
it is
Men cause so much pain, so much fucking pain to their mothers to their sisters to their children to their wives and they’re oblivious, they’re absoutely oblivious to how much they have negatively impacted and ruined each woman’s life individually in the household.
When i tell they aren’t oblivious, believe me. As much as the line of thinking that says “men are spoiled, their actions are devoid of emotional substance and are vessels for selfish acts, and the end result is that they don’t and can’t realize what thy are doing” is prevalent, it isn’t as truthful. Men know when they hurt others and they do it purposefully.
It is the heat rather than the humidity. Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape...
It is the heat rather than the humidity.
Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape second in the Inner Solar System only to the surface of Venus in parched, inhospitable real estate.
It’s all literally just melting.
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Man, they built a city in the middle of the fucking desert. Color me shocked.
Most of this stuff has been in place for decades. It’s only melting this summer. This is shocking. This is Climate Change. Stay tuned.
yeah… they built cities in the desert designed to LAST in the desert. shit should not be melting. it’s an average of 120F/48.8C there.
hey so i live here and uh….. yeah people’s dog’s paws are being badly burned, people’s skin/bodies are being burned, our homeless population is absolutely frying out here and the people of Tucson happen to be… decidedly dispassionate about the safety of these homeless people so if you’d be so kind, please donate to some of the shelters and organizations out here because there is virtually no shade on our streets and no humidity or breeze at all
and if you live here too, have a heart. i spent the last three bucks in my bank account on water for a gentleman who was out in the hot sun holding a sign at an intersection and he almost cried for it. everyone deserves a little help, especially when it’s 110 degrees before 9 am.
me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition