Burn Baby Burn!

I'm DWN 015, Heat! I'm a second gen, so that means I was one of the first DWNs ever made. It also means I'm way more important than you so there. ((This is an RP blog for the AMR group.)) ((Icon Credit))

[dwn015]

All of you smell bad.

[volcanic-hippy]

How about you tell me a story?

[dwn015]

Once upon a time there was a super cool robot named Heat who literally died of boredom because some dumb fire robot who wasn’t anywhere near as cool as him wouldn’t tell him a story. The end. Your turn.

[groundmanunderground-blog]

Soooo what do you look like without your mask??

I do not take it off.

[dwn015]

Why? Do you have a really big nose? Or silly teeth? Or a dumb looking moustache? Do you have more drills for teeth and it looks silly when you smile so you keep it hidden all the time? Do you have ALL those things? OuO

[hornetman-buzz]

I'm booored. You should tell me more about that time you attacked some humans. OuO

No.

[dwn015]

Why are you Light ‘bots all so lame. :<

[volcanic-hippy]

Haha, if I didn’t know any better I would say you resemble a human child.

[dwn015]

I knooooowwwww, that’s the poiiiinnntttttt. Tell me a stoooooorrryyyyyyyy.

[volcanic-hippy]

I don’t see how that’s my responsibility, it seems more like a problem you have.

[dwn015]

It’s your responsibility now ‘cause I said so. Tell me a story.

[volcanic-hippy]

I must have forgotten then, I’ve been busy so sorry.

[dwn015]

Well then stop being busy. And tell me more about when you set something on fire once. I’m bored and I wanna hear a cool story.

[dwn015]

volcanic-hippy:

…And you are?

You know who I am. You told me you set something on fire once. :<

[volcanic-hippy]

What do you think of the other fire based robots?

I don’t pay attention to such details, I’d like know robots personally.

[dwn015]

You agree I’m the coolest though, right? :D

[rolling-cutter-deactivated20200]

You’re serious?! Aaaaaahahaha!

Now I almost don’t want to tell you what it really means!

[dwn015]

I already know what it means. It means a boring weirdo who likes carpets.

[rolling-cutter-deactivated20200]

I’m more like a destruction robot if you wanna know the truth. I wish Dad made me a carpenter instead, that sounds like the fun part!

[dwn015]

How can carpets be fun?

[flashistheman]

Who is your best friend?

I don’t have a best friend, thats a waste of time. 

[dwn015]

Flash’s best friend is his butt.

[dwn015]

What do you think of the other fire based robots?

None of them are as cool as me. :3

[iceman005-blog]

Heeheeheehee! Seems I got you really fired up huh? 

You wouldn’t be able to get close enough anyway. You’re too obvious and would be snatched up by the cops in no time. 

[dwn015]

No I wouldn’t because I’d burn them. And then I’d find your dumb house and eat all your food and then burn you. So there.

[iceman005-blog]

Yeah don’t think it’d work out- sorry Heat! I just don’t see you that way! 

[dwn015]

I don’t see you like that either- why do you have to be so gross-

I’m gonna go over there and I’m gonna burn your stupid house and your stupid face.

[iceman005-blog]

Wowee Heat, you must know a lot about me! Sounds kinda stalker-y

not crushing on lil’ ol’ me are you? Don’t think dad or Captain would like that.

[dwn015]

Wh- eeeeewwww! No, that’s gross!

[iceman005-blog]

Last I checked I don’t. I don’t know as much about them as you. 

Maybe you research butts? Tsk tsk Heatman. 

[dwn015]

You write essays on butts. Then you give them to your humans because you were built to investigate butts.