Radio Static

Horny on main. 21 Bi/Pan

[plaguedocboi]

New Valentine’s cards, from myself and @dr-skara

[ladyknight33]

Hey. International people.

Keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico or whatever your term is for it. Do not allow the Republican regime to label that body of water the Gulf of America to the world. The name came from a the term Mexica, what the Aztecs called themselves. It’s been called the Gulf of Mexico since the 1600s.

Keep calling it Mount Denali. The original name before it was Mount McKinley. Don’t let the First Nations be erased.

It may sound stupid and petty. But it is an attempt to rewrite history and make us forget the origins. It is a literal white washing of history. This type of censorship is a beginning to greater evils.

[mychemicalbachelorhood]

This goes for everyone who works in writing. If you write for a website, social media, blog, if you make marketing emails, it’s called the Gulf of Mexico. If you’re company is having discuss about how to interpret the style guide on this issue, you have to double down on the Gulf of Mexico. There’s no neutral or apolitical way about writing about geography and your voice matters.

A social media business renamed itself to a single letter and everyone thought it was annoying but most writers reluctantly capitulated because they wanted to use the official name. We can’t let that happen with a sovereign country’s sovereign waters.

[ilovemitsuya]

how it started how it’s going

I just know he has been waiting to do that for a long time

[hawkpartys]

What is your favourite extinct bird of prey?

ARGENTAVIS MAGNIFICENS I MISS YOU SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

"vultures arent really a bird of prey" i dont CARE i want argentavis BACK!!! she is EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!

though if it doesnt count then its probably a tie between haast's eagle(im basic) and any of the extinct pandion sp im really fucking curious abt them

honorable mention to ornimegalonyx, on the basis that a burrowing owl the size of a third grader is just inherently funny

[plaguedocboi]

I don’t even really think of Valentine’s Day as a romantic holiday anymore it’s just like a pastel Halloween where everyone eats candy and we all reblog silly fandom-themed cards. I think part of the reason is because years ago there was a a plaguecore joke that, because St Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, Valentine’s Day is a plague doctor holiday so that’s just what it’s become for me

[twinktorturer]

studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday

[thedronesneedyou]

i'll never live down the time i was talking with a friend and i said "given recent events". my friend said "what recent events?" and i had to reply "the Protestant Reformation"

[everythingfox]

Must be opposite day

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

[flipocrite]

(x)

[evergreen-femme]

every time i make vodka sauce, the peppermint twist vodka on the high shelf in my kitchen calls to me like the green goblin mask

[evergreen-femme]

lmfaooo nice

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: A Little Sweetheart (credit: LittleBlueSeal on Etsy)

[nerdreamer]

[dankxsinatra]

most hinged teenage German

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

What going to London does to a mf

[tortor-sauce]

[triumph-of-adaptation]

[alexplantewpg]

put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs

[alexplantewpg]

if you think for one second that i’m exaggerating for effect

do not trust him

[monogamia]

“Nine months,” Caleb murmured, staring at the tiny baby in his arms. His baby. Their baby. His eyes were shining with awe—but his voice carried a hint of betrayal. “Nine months inside your mom’s womb… only to come out looking exactly like me.”

You rolled your eyes, the corner of your lips curling up into a soft smile. Your attention remained fixed on the minimally interesting documentary playing on the TV. “Good job, baby.”

“Good job?” He continued to pace in circles while cradling the baby. Caleb ran a finger along his son’s cheek, gently poking it, amazed by how soft and chubby it was. “It’s not that I don’t like him—he’s cute, and I love him. But I wanted a mini-you running around the house, giving me headaches. Instead, I replicated myself.”

“Yeah, sometimes genetics do that.” You replied, starting to feel a little sorry for your husband. “Besides, he hasn’t even turned one month old yet, maybe he’ll pick up my personality or some other trait of mine?”

Caleb sat down next to you, careful not to disturb the pillows surrounding you. “You think?” He spoke a little too loudly, then flinched as he felt the baby stir, waking up. Slowly, his tiny eyelids fluttered open, granting his dad a glimpse of his purple irises.

There was a long silence between you, the only sound being the narrator’s voice echoing through the room.

You took a deep breath, trying to suppress a laugh. Caleb held one of the baby’s tiny hands, attempting to entertain him. “Your genes didn’t even try…”

[missaengg]

Omg... how is this so freaking cute???

But also, that last line had me 😂

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