this is the grace only we can bestow

hey my name is Brian, and i just recently graduated from Brown. my tumblr consists of good tv shows, good music, and occasionally me whining about life. say hi!

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i just randomly logged in here for the first time in many years and scrolled through the list of people i follow and it's amazing how well i remember all these people i never interact with anymore. hi former internet friends, hope you're doing well!

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sup

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[odinsblog]

U.S. Congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib watching Republicans trying to defend Donald Trump at the Cohen hearings.

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[maxipadawan]

Hello and welcome to the Safari Zone, for just $500 you can throw rocks at endangered species.

[brittany]

Nothing can compare to when you roll the dice and swear your love’s for me.

The O.C. + New Year’s Eve  |  1x14 - “The Countdown”

[depsidase]

[casbean]

[worldcircus]

Well … it IS just a prototype .

[corgifish]

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

[catchymemes]

Credit: facebook.com

[nunyabizni]

@northern-rebel

[tooiconic]

absolutely fucking hilarious

[lifentimesofgzmo]

Not expecting that lol

[harty-farty]

someone please tell me what the fuck i just looked at

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oddgay-deactivated20190317]

Henry really sNAPPED

[twitterlols]

im having a stroke 

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[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

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[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

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