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jacob | 31 | mississippi | life of the party tagged/me | you can use whatever pronouns you want babe Dat Instagram: @trijacobtops

[twinksawakening]

When you’re already in a bad mood getting into the car and the seatbelt locks up when you’re trying to put it on

Oooooohhhhhh buddy worse than a belt loop catching on a drawer

[twinksawakening]

My birthday is in 12 days and I couldn’t give a shit

Is this aging?

[stupid-twink-girl]

[twinksawakening]

I watched Call Me By Your Name for the first time last night and it was so sad 😭😭

That little twink came so close to being eaten!! 😭😭😭

[seattledaddyintraining]

The Moira’s Rose’s Memorial Garden 4856

[filmnoirsbian]

WHY ARE YOU HAUNTED?

A survey

[twinksawakening]

Tumblr: this post might be explicit, click to view

Me: hmm I wonder what it is *clicks*

Me:

[twinksawakening]

Feelin like Patrick Star with my Outback leftovers at 3:40 am

[twinksawakening]

For the record, I cannot recommend eating bloomin onion leftovers at 3:40am any less. I wanted a snack but at what cost

[twinksawakening]

Feelin like Patrick Star with my Outback leftovers at 3:40 am

[pansyfemme]

love this site. average scrolling session results in hardcore gay pornography, softcore gay pornography, three vent posts and one of your mutuals liveblogging phineas and ferb

[parakeet]

Some of you are using pov (point of view) when you mean to say mfw (my face when). Get the word out

[twinksawakening]

I think watching band of brothers every year is probably my favorite dad hobby

[undertale]

UNDERTALE is finally here.

In this jRPG, you don’t have to kill anyone. Instead, you can make friends with your enemies.

About 5-6 hours long. No grinding. No fetch quests. With random encounters that will make you smile instead of screaming. And the soundtrack contains 70+ tracks worth of music by “Toby Fox” of Homestuck fame.

Please check it out. http://undertale.com

[prunsel]

wow guys you don’t wanna miss this indie gem

[daughter-of-sapph0]

I just wanna fly on a plane without being molested, and you're tweeting like your a 2014 brand account. I blame Wendy's for this shit.

anyway I hope the tsa gets abolished. they were hastely set up post 9/11 not as a way to actually protect anyone, but to invade our privacy and give the illusion of protection. not once in the tsa's 23 years of existence have they stopped a single terrorist attack. all they do is make your life difficult for people who travel, molest you if your body isn't perfectly cis, racially profile you, and abuse their power and invade your privacy

[bogleech]

The rate of people attempting to smuggle bombs or otherwise use an airplane for terrorism were astronomically low both before and after 9/11 but 9/11 made enough rich people afraid of flying that the industry went as over the top as possible to make it look like something was being done. It's like when you have to pretend you're checking a little kid's closet for monsters so they'll go to sleep, except it costs billions of dollars in public funds that could have gone to schools and hospitals and hunger. So to justify the astronomical waste, you have to make it look like you did find a bogeyman now and then, but it's usually just a brown guy who forgot to take the shampoo out of his luggage.

[anoyint]

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't the lack of terrorists because of the TSA? No one's going to try and bomb a plane if these measures are in place. That's why they check shoes, because someone once snuck in a shoe bomb, and thats also why no one since has tried to sneak in a shoe bomb.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you are not immune to propaganda

The TSA is a waste of money that doesn't save lives and might actually cost them

Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission: to help everyone understand our complicated world, so that we can all

multiple studies and experiments have show that the tsa is absolutely useless at stopping terrorist attacks.

[twinksawakening]

The ONLY effective and useful thing that came out of 9/11 in regards to airport/airplane security was reenforced cockpit doors.

The rest was and remains to be security theater.

[girlmostlikely]

[cutecipher]

#believewomen

[wizard-email]

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

[rudjedet]

After three batches, my findings so far:

I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour

Ratio by weight

Add a pinch of salt

Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary

Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)

Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side

Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

[strangeducks]

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

[alex51324]

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

[bitletsanddrabbles]

That's...naan.

That's naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn't come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can't have garlic.

[twinksawakening]

We lost the best girl in the world this morning

This fucking sucks