I'll burn before you bury me

Aspiring chef, gamer, reader of books, master thief from a long line of thieves, Dungeon Master, irrational lover of certain things. Introverted, sarcastic, easy-going, clumsy, awkward, attempts to be funny. Allergic to Palmolive dish soap. Bad at writing descriptions. Not good at ending them either. 24/Male

[geno-flash]

All Blart Mall Might

[potoobrigham]

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[parasiticheart]

i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?

[yurihalo]

no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[enabianca]

[junglejim4322]

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

[junglejim4322]

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

[junglejim4322]

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

When I was in this age bracket, there was a huge emphasis on improving consent culture via graceful rejection, and it's gone by the wayside. Which sucks.

Twice in my youth (once in high school and once in college) I was in situations where I was asking someone out and I could tell they were calculating in their heads the risks of rejecting me, and both times I said, out loud, "you can say no, I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't prepared for either answer." And then they said no. This wasn't some spark of special wisdom I had - I knew to do it because feminist conversations among my age group brought it up regularly. This isn't happening nearly enough anymore.

More recently, I was really glad when we got to "rejection sensitive dysphoria" in my IOP program and it was one of those symptoms where the therapists really emphasized how it affects others. Because it does.

Being someone who cannot handle rejection makes you much more likely to violate boundaries, and yes, that includes sexual ones. Yes, you, reader who has never hurt a fly. If you don't want to stumble backwards into sexually assaulting someone, fix your RSD meltdowns. If you keep them up it's only a matter of time. Because if you're nice enough to interact with, but are known to have RSD meltdowns, guess what happens when your friends and acquaintances need to reject you?

[isopodcore]

its woodcock season, baby!

[knightwithakay]

inspired tactic from our gm:

[knightwithakay]

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[makeshift-moth]

See you space cowboy

[the-based-brit]

“I must go. My people need me.” - space cowboy, probably.

[beardedmrbean]

[marcelshorjian]

anatomy of a humiliation

[notkatniss]

I love baseball

[notkatniss]

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

[calamitys-child]

God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips

[beardedmrbean]