people: you have to be more feminine
me: suck my dick

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people: you have to be more feminine
me: suck my dick
“Feh, I need something to do to pass the time.”
“Mister, do you like dogs? ...because mine’s too big for me to drag home.”
boops on here. who wants a starter?
“Of course not, I’m not that kind of person. But it’s cool of you that you want to give me that drink you just bought.”
“R-right... I didn’t really need it as much as I thought so yeah, it’s all yours. Sorry for thinking you were trying to ah... to rob me.”
“That’s leagues better than a princess being saved. Girls gotta stick up for themselves and show lame princes who’re boss, right?” Or– maybe, Kenny’s only going along with this because of his own views for a ‘princess’. Either way, he agrees. Wholeheartedly.
“Princes are lame half the time anyway-- they don’t show up until a lot later and all they get to do is kiss the princess. Worthless, right? So if the princess does all the work, might as well save the prince.” He was so ready to write this out and get a rough sketch started. “If a girl can kick my ass, then a princess can kick a prince’s ass any day.”
▌♚. Tired gaze lifted from her tablet (where words flooded onto paper like water from rivers.) then, it fell to the floor, he was right - paper had slid underneath her foot. Reaching down carefully, the woman picked up the sheet of paper, turning it over to make sure she hadn’t damaged it with dirt on her shoes; her brows rose in awe. ❝Wh-Whoa… did you do these?❞
Hands were quick to try and reach for the paper-- this is what he gets for working in public. Fingers fiddled with the pencil in his hands, and he nodded, if not a little hesitantly. “Y-yeah, they’re just doodles though. I took a lot of art classes in college some time ago--” Which wasn’t a lie... he was just bad about hiding himself in broad daylight. “D... does it look okay?”
Putting another book back to it’s shelf, the ravenette felt a pair of eyes have been staring at her. Feeling slightly uneasy, she only shrugs it off.
“ …It’s probably nothing. “
She mutters, looking back at the stacks and piles of comic books.
While he’s usually against revealing himself, Chiaki scoots himself all too conspicuously closer to the girl before pulling his manga off the shelf and opening to a random page. Without much thought, he presents it to her and nearly tries to shove it in her face.
“Was Mina not good enough for you? She’s just a sad girl trying to find her true love...”
Oh yes, because this was obviously going to help.
smol screeing. Starter call?
“IF I WERE IN love?” it was quite a random question to ask. though she had been in love before so she supposed she could go off of that. “well of course i would voice it. that much is a given. i would also…ask them how they are. and how their day was. i would make sure they knew i cared. i would be there for them whenever i could. i would hug them and stay by their side. and k-kiss them…” she found herself blushing just a little bit. “w-why do you ask?”
Wow! This girl was completely unlike how any of his characters were. Before he could forget, Chiaki pulled out a small notepad and started taking notes, scribbling down what he could, muttering every so often. “You are so much more bold than I thought girls would be, this is good to know! Now I can improve on that... thank you! I’m just working on a book of sorts and I wanted to get certain opinions on things before I finalize any sort of concept. Thank you! Say... how would you feel about being a character in a book?”
and they’d noticed his eyes, the lightest blue, and alive, moving here and there and then staring straight on. now there’s darkness under his eyes like he hasn’t slept well for too many days, almost like someone punched him just hard enough to leave a little black, a quarter-moon smudge under each eye.
he hasn’t slept for days, weeks, years…
☾ “ Hypothetically, if I hit you for asking me a question like that would it be a good thing or a bad thing?
… and it would obviously be a bad thing because there’s the possibility she might get hurt defending me. ” ☽
“Please don’t hit me, i-i-it’s a completely valid question! I... I need it for a book! But now that I think about it, that is a pretty good point.
Okay but what if she’s just as punk as the guy and likes getting in fights... would it still be a bad thing?”
“wh-what? o-oh, um….i-i have no idea!! i cer-certainly haven’t seen her…..b-but it must be super cool to be a superhero, n-not that i would know HAHA!”
“I’m totally going to make it my goal to meet her before I have to go back home. What do you think, miss? Do you think I’ll be able to meet the cool and mysterious Ladybug?”
YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY MASCULINE SIDE
you love hoodies. you love shorts. dogs are better than cats. it’s hilarious when people get hurt (but not seriously hurt). shopping is torture. sad movies suck. you own(ed) a car racing game. you played with hot wheels cars as a kid. at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers. you have watched sports on tv. gory movies are cool. you go to your dad for advice. you own like a trillion baseball caps. you used to collect hockey or baseball cards. baggy sweats are cool to wear. it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. you love to go crazy and not care what people think. sports are fun. you talk with food in your mouth. you sleep with your socks on at night. you have fished at least once.
YOUR STEREOTYPICALLY FEMININE SIDE
you love to shop. you wear eyeliner. you wear the color pink. you go to your mom to talk. you consider cheerleading a sport. you hate wearing the color black. you like going to the mall. you like getting manicures and/or pedicures. you like wearing jewelry. you cried watching the notebook. dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. you don’t like the movie star wars. you are/were in gymnastics. it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. you smile a lot more than you should. you have more than 10 pairs of shoes. you care about what you look like. you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid. you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.
APPEARANCE
i am shorter than 5’5”. i have many scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color. i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
EXPERIENCES
i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star. i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night. i’ve played a prank on someone. i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.
HONESTY/CRIME
i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am. i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.
DEATH AND SUICIDE
i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.
RANDOM
i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily. i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink,red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun. i laugh at my own jokes. i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
smol screeing. Starter call?
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“So... hypothetically speaking, if you were to get in a fight for a girl and she later comes to save you in the end... is that a good thing or a bad thing?”
-- @scowlistics.