The Messenger of Doom, The Bringer of Destruction

Mun is not with it at the moment so we're on unofficial hiatus until she gets her shit together Some men just want to watch the world burn, I want to be the one who sets it alight. Headcanons | Roleplayer's blog Independent, Post Guardian Force Hiltz role-play blog

[capsaicinorganoid]

ORGANOIDS.

ARE ATTRACTIVE.

ARE CLEAN.

ARE INTELLIGENT.

ARE MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL TO THE PLANET.

ARE MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL TO ZOIDS.

CAN FLY.

DO NOT OVERPOPULATE.

ARE POWERFUL.

ARE NATURAL PEOPLE OF ZI.

HUMANS.

STINK.

ARE UGLY.

DESTROY THE PLANET.

ENDLESS CONFLICT.

MURDER ORGANOIDS AND ZOIDIANS.

LARGE SCALE DESTRUCTION AND ABUSE OF ZOIDS.

CONSTANTLY BASTING IN THEIR OWN JUICES.

FILTHY.

CARRY DISEASE.

ALWAYS MAKING ANNOYING NOISES.

ARE ALIENS.

PURPOSEFULLY OVERPOPULATE BEYOND AN ENVIRONMENT’S CAPABILITY TO SUPPORT THEM.

ARE WEAK.

ARE STUPID.

CARE ABOUT NOTHING BUT THEMSELVES.

LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN THEY MOVE

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD FEEL ANYTHING FOR HUMANS OTHER THAN DISGUST. PERHAPS SOME SORT OF MISPLACED PITY FOR SUCH TRULY UNFORTUNATE THINGS TO EXIST.

BUT OTHERWISE THERE ARE SIMPLY NO REDEEMING QUALITIES.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

[capsaicinorganoid]

SCREAMING IS GOOD.

TERROR IS GOOD.

I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Good. I'd almost come to miss all your screeching

And how have you been entertaining yourself in the mean time?

[quietinside]

一時間でウミサソリ | ゴム手袋

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

[imperialcrimson]

YOU

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

What.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

You can hear them

screaming in terror

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

(( ooc: Will try and get back into this RP business again soon, life's got rather ahead of me recently! New city, new college etc. etc.

What kind of things are you guys interested in rping at the moment? Are people feeling serious or do we need some spontaneous shenanigans? (Rhodes I know I still owe you a fight scene at some point!) 

Uh just let me know! Don't worry if we haven't rped before or not very much, it's always nice to play with some new people! ))

[alcoholixsocialitx]

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Dear human scum,

We’re holding a barbecue, you’re all invited.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

#tone it down there hannibal #you don't know where they've been

((OOC: he has no idea what you're talking about

but if he did he'd be disgusted and appalled

"ew eat humans gross they might give me parasites  or cooties I might DIE why would you even suggest that?"))

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Dear human scum,

We're holding a barbecue, you're all invited.

[capsaicinorganoid]

YES. I LIKE THIS PLAN.

IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOUR JAWS ARE TOO SMALL AND WEAK TO BEHEAD EVEN THE SMALLEST HUMAN.

WHERE DID YOU WANT TO START THIS BURNING.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Excellent. 

Honestly, I think I'd rather use an axe, or a sword or something. I don't want to put my mouth anywhere near one of them, who knows what they might be carrying?

I found this delightful little village while I was away, they've had lovely weather for some time now, not a drop of rain in weeks! It would be an awful shame if someone were to light a spark nearby.

[capsaicinorganoid]

YOU WERE NOT EVEN KILLING ANYONE. YOU SAID YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING BORING INSTEAD. IF MY KILL COUNT DISAPPOINTS YOU SO MUCH. BOY. THEN TAKE INITIATIVE!

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

I never said I wasn't killing anyone, just that I can't run off and slaughter a village whenever I'm in a foul mood. May I remind you that not all of us are made of metal - that flesh and bullets do not mix well, and these humans are awfully fond of their guns.

And anyway that's not what I was gone for in the first place, I won't spare you the details, you'll just get bored and start tearing up the floorboards again.

[capsaicinorganoid]

WAS OUR PLACE FIRST. IS OUR PLACE NOW. DEAD OR ALIVE THE HUMAN INFESTATION IS STILL THE ISSUE.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Exactly, and if we burn them all we'll have less of a mess to clean up later

#DO NOT MOPE

I wasn't moping I was being poetic. Some of us can't always express ourselves by tearing off heads, as much as we would like to.

[capsaicinorganoid]

I WAS ASLEEP.

MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

NOW THAT I AM AWAKE, I AM CATCHING UP ON MY KILLS.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Some companion you are, and here I was hoping to come back to a nice heap of human corpses (not literally, if you bring them into the living quarters again I swear you will be sleeping outside for the next millennia or two) but we might as well have gone backwards.

You'd better go and get started then.

[seattlemysterybookshop]

Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

-Seattle Mystery Bookshop

[thvtslife]

Cambodia #8 - Angkor by zane&inzane on Flickr.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

There is no place for a dead man in the world of the living, at least if I burn you all we'll have something in common.

[capsaicinorganoid]

HILTZ.

WHERE ARE YOU BOY.

[hismastersscorpion-blog]

Around. I've had a few things to deal with here and there (don't worry, no maiming or murdering involved, you would have been bored out of your mind)

...Plus your incessant shrieking was giving me a headache. Killed any pests while I've been away?~