10 Years of Uninterrupted Screaming

My Fandoms Seek To Destroy Me

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Okay, so, I’ve only ever seen pictures of Roy and always assumed he was between the ages of 17-19, only to find out he’s a grown ass 30 something year old man who’s English VA is Travis fucking Willingham

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Me anytime anything bad happens

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The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook spoilers

This series is going to turn me into Timmy Turner’s dad about Dinniman because what do you MEAN messages from deceased crawlers and WHY is it Brandon

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Carl’s Doomsday Scenario spoilers

“I’m not as dumb as I pretend to be. I know she’s dead.”

“I know.”

FUCK YOU DINNIMAN WHY AM I CRYING

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Carl’s Doomsday Scenario spoilers

Carl losing his shit when he and Donut get separated is heartbreaking, man. She’s the last thing he has from his past life and losing her might actually become his villain origin story.

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Carl’s Doomsday Scenario spoilers

Of COURSE the AI with the foot fetish suggests Carl the Bigfoot race

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Carl from Dungeon Crawler Carl has the same vibe as Ash Williams from Evil Dead 2

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PHM Audiobook Spoilers:

Grace really puts the me in meat, huh?

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PHM Audiobook Spoilers(?)

“The taumoeba are loose again.” is a fucking terrifying sentence after how many times he tried to clean that one fuel bay and ended up having to jettison it

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I made the mistake of listening to the end of chapter 19/beginning of chapter 20 in public.

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Grace eventually showing Rocky the Rocky movies and Rocky being like “This why you name Adrian Adrian statement.”

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I decided to read/listen to the book because I loved the movie and I can understand why the original readers are kind of upset(?) about some changes, but, honestly, it’s always been notoriously difficult to pull off first person books in film in the first place, so I’m not surprised. I would, however, like the see that extra hour and a half or so they had to cut for time 👀

[transangelictimewanderer]

The only love story in project hail mary that matters is between ryland grace and teaching

[andthepeople]

thinking about how if grace HAD gone back to earth he would've been put in quarantine first thing. three years alone in space or whatever on the way back and the first thing humanity does is take him out of his lonely box and put him in another lonely box. and i know they would have to and it would make sense and be smart, and grace would know that also but still. still. and then they'd let him out and where would he go?? he was never supposed to come back. no one paid the rent on his apartment. if stratt kept his things she kept them in storage somewhere. no one is waiting for him to come home because he was never supposed to, and who would even wait anyways, and his students are all grown up now, and maybe stratt gets him a house somewhere out of gratitude for his service but how can he ever go back to teaching middle school?? there would be paparazzi swarming the school. it's unsustainable. it wouldn't be fair to the kids. because the whole world would know who ryland grace is--there was no reason for stratt not to reveal the identity of the astronauts once they were gone. every single person on earth would know his name, but no one would know him, because the one other soul who ever really did is lightyears away probably going through the same thing.

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

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Project Hail Mary summary after seeing it yesterday

Middle school science teacher gets shanghaied onto suicide space mission, adopts pet rock, will make you cry several times 10/10 story absolutely recommend