(I will do my best to update this post specifically if anything changes!!)
also the short film this gif comes from is very good if anyone wants to watch it, it's called "Cat Soup" and it's directed by Tatsuo Sato
Before anything, requests are always open for anyone who wants me to write headcanons or short oneshots about any of these characters listed(aka, characters I'm comfortable writing well and accurately):
Hisoka Morrow, Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Sherlock Holmes, Loki, Kyoya Ootori, Miranda priestly, or Willy wonka(2005)
Myself:
I am a writer and an artist who loves to draw my ocs as well as fanart. I am responsible for everything on this blog, I created the profile picture, the header, and all of the fan art and writing on this page with my own two hands:D
I do not use AI nor do I condone the usage of it past grammar checks at the very most. That being said, I don't use it to any extent I promise.
I am a sharing Yumeshipper, and I love interacting with people! Small talk or proper talk I am always up for a chat.
My work/This page:
Speaking of this blog, let's talk about what's on here/planning for what WILL be on here. For the most part I'd like to stick to my main yumeship, Hisoka Morow x my oc Nazoyoru, or just Hisoka solo headcanons alongside Nazoyoru and the other few ocs I've created for
I understand that I am new and likely won't get much traction, but I would like to be active in the communities I'm apart of and maybe even have some fun talking to new people and exchanging art/stories.
Full credit for the outfit design on Nazoyoru(the character to the left) to @poxychoo as they designed it.
to be quite honest, i didn't do the outfits, the characters, OR the scenario well. I will be back to redraw this in probably a couple months or maybe even a year, however long it takes me to have the skills to properly get this idea right in my head. I'm thinking of making this fanfic the drawing is based off of as a comic. So maybe that will be the redraw.
this is the fanfic it's based off of! It's also literally right under this post on my profile too if you'd rather read it here. I'm much more proud of the fanfic than i'd ever be of this drawing.
Clothing x Swap
Mature
M/M
Words: 2,196
The AO3 link for anyone who prefers that:
Clothing x Swap - HisokaBrainrot - Hunter X Hunter [Archive of Our Own]
Hisoka x Male OC(Nazoyoru)
Hisoka ran his fingers through his hair absentmindedly, letting the cold, harsh pressure of his shower water wash out the leftover shampoo. Typically he’d be taking a shower so hot the bathroom would turn into a smokescreen of sorts. But not today. Today, he was set up for a fight against Nazoyoru, his lover.
He was sure it was going to be a fight worthy of his full power, there was no chance he was going to leave that battle unscathed. Neither would Nazoyoru, they were going to beat each other beyond recognition.
Hisoka had hardly ever been so excited in his life.
In fact, he’d had a brand new outfit tailor made just for the occasion, it was far more revealing than his average clothing. Intended specifically to taunt Nazoyoru with just enough skin showing to give him an urge to rip the clothing, revealing parts not meant for the public. Hisoka knew very well it was bound to drive him mad.
That was why he had to keep the shower cold, and his mind utterly empty. Otherwise he might just go on a rampage due to lust alone.
As he finished up with his soaping and scrubbing, Hisoka let his mind wander. Just for a moment, about how Nazoyoru would look during their fight. He would have his hair up in a high ponytail per usual. Definitely. And he’d be wearing his new outfit as well, the one he also went and had made for the same occasion.
Ruffles would be billowing as his nen waves crashed around on the stage. His translucent, thin cape would be flying about, likely ripped off at some point if they both went hard enough. Which they would, they always went hard with each other.
Hisoka wondered what he’d look like if other parts of his outfit were completely ripped off, before he had to reel himself back into reality.
If he let himself think any longer he wouldn’t be able to contain himself when he got on stage. So he stopped to get out of the shower and get dressed.
He rubbed his towel up onto his wet face to dry off as he walked up to his and Nazoyoru’s shared bed. But when he pulled the towel away from his eyes, he found that only one outfit was laid out like they were before he went to bathe, and it wasn’t his.
A delicious shock swam up his body and exploded in his head.
Nazoyoru had taken his clothing to wear during their fight.
Hisoka froze, speechless.
Nazoyoru never wore form-fitted clothing, let alone such revealing clothing such as the stolen costume was.
Hisoka imagined nazoyoru in his clothing, nothing more than thin layers of black underclothes underneath. He didn’t let himself imagine his lover in just the costume, no under layers. He couldn’t. It would have been too much.
Even still, those black layers would have to be an exact fit, Hisoka’s clothing always showed off his curves. This outfit in particular went even further by going so far as to show skin where there was usually a corset, and thigh where there was typically pant. It would be revealing no matter how Hisoka could mix it around in his head.
How… delightful.
Pondering these things was doing more to Hisoka than he could ever admit to Nazoyoru with words. He couldn’t let Nazo get away with this.
He picked up Nazoyoru’s newly tailored costume and took it to the bathroom, where he layered it onto his own body.
The ruffles he envisioned on his lover now covered the parts of his body he had originally been ready to show an entire stadium of people. The cape he visualized cascading off of Nazoyoru in the heat of battle now cascaded down his back in the mirror.
He looked quite good actually, better than he thought he would. He’d have to steal a shirt or two of Nazoyoru’s in the future.
Before he grabbed his brush and facepaint, he decided against it. Instead reaching for one of Nazoyoru’s hair ties that he used before he fought other opponents. If Hisoka was going to imitate his boyfriend, he was going to go all the way. He needed to present himself exactly as Nazoyoru did. Hair in a high ponytail, little makeup; only some light lip-coloured lipstick on his lips, and of course, Nazoyoru’s clothing.
Hisoka took one last look into their mirror before leaving their given 200th floor apartment.
“If Hisoka does not show up in the next minute, Nazoyoru will automatically win this fight!” The referee shouted.
Nazoyoru stood at one end of the stage in the stadium that they were set to fight in. He wondered if his risk would even come to fruition, by the looks of it Hisoka was so peeved that he didn’t even show.
No, that didn’t make sense. Nazo knew for a fact that Hisoka had been near dying to fight him for quite a long while now, there was no chance he wouldn’t show up.
He must be planning something.
Moments after the thought crossed Nazoyoru’s mind, a figure clad in frills and a thin cape emerged from Hisoka’s hallway across from him.
The crowd went wild, immediately almost everybody in the audience noticed that he was wearing something very different, much like Nazoyoru always tended to wear… in fact, now that Hisoka had shown up, many turned their heads to notice that Nazoyoru was also sporting a clothing style that Hisoka wore. Many now tuned into the star and teardrop that he had applied to match the new clothing.
Meanwhile, Nazoyoru froze much the same way Hisoka had when he had seen that his costume was missing. The mischievous smile that had plastered his face disappeared in place of a far more sinister one.
Hisoka was wearing the clothing Nazoyoru had prepared specially for this fight.
Nazoyoru must have accidentally released some type of strong aura because the referee stood not far from him suddenly stepped away with a nervous look on his face.
His decision to take Hisoka’s clothing was rather last minute, and he was so caught up in his plotting that he foolishly forgot to consider the possibility that Hisoka would get him back for it.
And boy did he get him back.
His hair was up in a high ponytail, his bangs covering the sides of his face. The exact hairstyle that Nazoyoru sported when he went out, and his lips had the faintly coloured lipstick that he knew Hisoka stole from his side of the sink.
Nazoyoru was captivated more than he’d ever admit to Hisoka with words, he’d have to show him his gratitude in battle.
Hisoka didn’t look up at Nazoyoru until he was on stage, choosing instead to flaunt his new hairstyle to the audience by looking down at his path the whole time. When he did look, his pupils shrank and darkened immediately.
Oh…
Nazoyoru wasn’t wearing any under layers, by the looks of it he wasn’t even wearing any underwear. He only had on the costume he’d stolen from Hisoka. Almost half of his skin was revealed by the windows in the fabric. His bangs that completely covered the sides of his face everyday were now slicked back and stuck out of the sides of his head a little, and he had Hisoka’s face paint on.
He looked irresistible.
Hisoka’s intention with this look was to taunt Nazoyoru during their fight, he was meant to be a distraction. However, his own planning had backfired on him because now the person he was thirsting over a mere 20 minutes earlier in his shower was standing in front of him looking like that.
Pure, unrivalled and predatory bloodlust began to emanate around Hisoka.
“Mmmmn~”
It wouldn’t be much longer before he wasn’t able to control himself.
It seemed the referee noticed this, because he climbed off of the stage quickly before declaring that the fight should begin.
At once, Nazoyoru flew forward and punched Hisoka smack on the left of his jaw, hard. Hisoka moaned as tears flew from his eyes. Nazoyoru was quick to then take him by the waist, lifting him before he stumbled. Hisoka was disoriented, but he could see a blurry Nazoyoru about 2 inches from his face.
The crowd screamed for Nazoyoru.
He had gone into the fight with no intention to kill Nazoyoru, as Nazoyoru was the only opponent he never wanted to kill. But now he was finding it difficult. Why did Nazo have to be so tantalizing? He couldn’t fight back at full power, but he also couldn’t run now. Nazoyoru was too good to leave… if he left now he’d surely never get the chance to take him later.
So, he took Nazoyoru’s left hand in his right, and took the hand on his waist, sticking it there with bungee gum. Nazoyoru couldn’t use his nen wave attack if he was bound to Hisoka. He’d have to fight with their bodies pressed against each other.
To Hisoka’s surprise, Nazoyoru followed him exactly, tightening his grip on both his waist and his hand, and kissed him hard.
The stadium went completely silent, apart from the disgusting whines that had left Hisoka at the beginning of the kiss, and from Nazoyoru at the end when he bit into Hisoka’s lip, taking out a small chunk. Originally, he was intending to do something with his nen to the blood he’d taken out of Hisoka. But when he tasted it he couldn’t bear to keep himself from Hisoka anymore. He had completely forgotten what he’d even been planning.
It was rather stupid to think he could control himself when faced with Hisoka’s blood. After seeing his lover in his very own clothing, in his hairstyle, his lips covered in his lipstick.
He couldn’t bear it.
Nazoyoru separated from Hisoka and whispered “I would like to take this elsewhere. So if you wouldn’t mind, release me from your bungee gum.”
Hisoka shuddered and released his nen.
Nazoyoru backed off, pushing Hisoka away before resigning audibly to the referee. He then walked off stage and into the darkness that came with the entrance hallway of the stadium.
The half of the crowd that wasn’t still stunned immediately began to yell and complain that their money was wasted, that they paid for a proper fight. Hisoka was completely deaf to them, his ears continued to ring. The punch he took not so long ago had disoriented him, but he was truly stopped in his tracks because of what transpired after.
It took Hisoka a solid 30 seconds to compose himself. The referee looked at him silently from the ground below the stage with a petrified look on his face. Hisoka likely looked insane. If he was at all thinking down to earth he would have imagined his expression uncontrolled and dangerous, and he would have schooled it. But he was not down to earth. He was blinded by what had just happened in the past 60 seconds.
After he did manage to compose himself, he followed behind Nazoyoru. The referee tried to tell him that he was meant to go through his own exit, but halfway through his sentence a playing card cut directly through his throat.
Hisoka quickly caught up to Nazoyoru right as he was entering their apartment. He shoved him inside and quickly slammed the door, pushing him up against it. He took Nazoyoru’s mouth with his and aggressively bit down on his lip, taking out a chunk bigger than the one Nazo had taken from him.
Nazoyoru groaned loudly into Hisoka’s mouth, hugging his body with full arms, pressing his boyfriend into himself. It was then that he realized that Hisoka was rock hard, just as hard as he was.
“You thought you could show up to a fight I’d been waiting for for months looking like that… and you thought you’d get away with it?” Hisoka managed in between hot, needy kisses. His hands began to roam over Nazoyoru’s exposed body, stopping to grip onto his ass.
He began to migrate down to his neck, voice low and raspy when he continued. “You’re such a good boy, Nazo. You know exactly what I adore about you.”
“Yeah?” Nazoyoru said, breathless.
“Yes.” Hisoka responded into his skin, his breath hot.
“You will fight me again. I will not give up that opportunity just because you seduced me with your looks.” Hisoka said between even hotter, needier kisses. This time to Nazoyoru’s jaw.
“Where?” Nazoyoru whined.
“Anywhere remote. I want you to be able to use your full power.” At this, Hisoka bit down into Nazoyoru’s neck and drew blood. Nazoyoru yelled out in pleasure, his knees almost buckled. “And this time you’ll be wearing something I’ll pick. Of your own.”
Nazo whimpered.
In the end, their fight continued to go on until sunrise, it just didn't last very long on stage.
Never once did Hisoka’s clothing come completely off of Nazoyoru’s body, and not once was Hisoka’s hair taken down from his ponytail.
Notes:
I think the idea of Hisoka in a ponytail is so fucking hot can you tell? I also think making out is loki better than sex so thats why theres an emphasis on that and no sex scene I'm sorry gise. I'll do a smut fic next I promise.
Or if the 2 people that will read this are interested in a smut scene for this fic... I can write one for sure and add it on if anyone would like.
request for Loki (MCU) hcs please! interested specifcally in post-tree Loki because bringing him out seems the way they're going next.
(so how he readjusts to life, how it affects his relationships with Mobius and Sylvie, and anything else you can add!)
thank you sm!
Thank you so much for the request!! I had to dig out my old knowledge and headcanons of him for this one because I honest to god haven't written him in years but I hope it's still adequate!!
Request: Loki Post-Tree Headcanons
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•To begin, things at the TVA were incredibly awkward. Given that Loki had been looking over everyone's lives in detail in every universe for the past... whoever even knows how long, not only does he now know literally everything about his friends, but he also has to interact with them on a daily basis.
•Many of his friends would jump a little when they see him for a long while. Mobius, Casey, Renslayer, Sylvie, everyone. None of them are used to him being back, and some of them (Mobius) had likely even gotten hallucinations of him if they were especially sleep deprived or upset that day. So when they see him alive and in their vicinity, it'd be a bit of a jumpscare.
•Loki is a lot nicer. He's seen the best and the worst of every universe. He's less mischievous, though that absolutely does NOT mean he never does pranks... he's learned a lot of THOSE from those universes too.
•Of course everybody is incredibly joyous that he's back. Mobius, after thinking so long and hard about how Loki left in the first place, is especially grateful for every moment he spends with Loki. Even if Loki gets on his nerves. He reminds himself that Loki could be sent back to become a tree again any day, so he tries his best to live in the moment.
•I can imagine Sylvie was incredibly angry at Loki at first. Grateful that he was back of course, but mad at him for leaving the rest of them, even if it was for the sake of the universe.
•He makes a genuine effort to be closer to those he was friends with pre-tree-ing himself.
•Hopefully he gets better taste in shoes. Sylvie can help his poor, poor feet with that one.
My first request so I actually don't know if this is enough for headcanons but... trust I would have put some Lokius headcanons in there too because that used to be my absolute bread and BUTTER but since it wasn't mentioned I refrained in case of the requester being into a different ship...
There's also Nazoyoru but I genuinely am gooning everywhere over that hisoka photo i'm not kidding. It's probably one of my favourite things i've ever drawn I'm so serious. HES SO HOT.
Hisoka as a fox and Nazoyoru as a cat!! They're very cute i love them both. Nazoyoru didn't exactly turn out how i wanted his face to turn out but it's okay. I'm gonna work on getting him right again next time.
The timeframe here is that they're in a room alone on the blimp on the way from stage 2 into 3 during the hunter exam. This is also when they start "seeing each other" so to speak, even though they don't REALLY get "together" until after the hunter exam.
I LOVE THEM SO BAD NAZOYORU AND HISOKA ARE LIKE BRAIN WORMS BRO OH MY GODDDD
Fuckass BRS i see him everywhere and his titles make me laugh so hard. Fym "i've been scaring the mexicans" or "why I manipulate others and have no morals" that is such a crazy thing to say. And i'm sure he explained it adequately with 44 whole minutes too.
no Y/N used. Only the term "you" to describe the reader.
WORDS: 4,270
A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Let's say you're his partner, maybe even married, and not a one night stand. He will stay in bed with you until whatever fluids be it sweat, cum, or blood dries teasing your overstimulated ass until you're so annoyed you forget why you even had sex with him in the first place. Occasionally, aftercare will take days.
After he's had his fair share of being a nuisance, he will then want to clean up. Not for a love of cleanliness but a love of showers and baths in general as the feeling of pressurized water hitting his skin after an intense session is incredibly satisfying to him. Hisoka is the type of man to fuck you deep and hard for multiple rounds(or BE fucked for several rounds🫢) then bring you to the shower for a cheeky extra round. Often times you will spend your afterwards with him either sat in a piping hot tub with copious amounts of product in both your guy's hair and/or body and in the tub, OR it will be a shower that has such intense pressure that it hurts when the water smacks against the hickeys you will both inevitably have. Again, piping hot.
In the event that it was morning sex or sex before he has to be somewhere in general, he might have you come to sit on his lap to do his makeup for him. He would do his hair and pick his clothes himself of course, but his makeup is simple enough whereas he wouldn't mind if it's not spotless and perfect. He would also just enjoy being able to feel you up afterwards while you're doing the makeup. He would likely poke and prod at newly found sensitive spots or appearing bruises to see your reaction up close and personal to his face while you paint. After this he'll leave you in the room to sleep and leave whenever you please afterward.
-To add on to this, he enjoys both fucking and thoroughly fucking his partner, then proceeding to go out into public with them like nothing happened. The knowledge that they just ravished each other and that if anyone else at their event knew they'd ve scandalized... it gets him off and almost always guarantees a second session later on in the night when the function is over. Or not over. Depending on how you're both feeling halfway through<3
Occasionally, aftercare will take days. Medical help is sometimes is needed because either you or Hisoka will deadass critically injure each other doing crazy shit. You have both been bedridden afterwards before.
B=Body part (His favourite on himself and on an interest)
Hisoka is the most disgustingly confident person to walk this earth, he does not have a part of his body he hates. Though he dresses up, he undoubtedly feels the best when completely butt ass naked. That being said, if he had to pick a favourite it would likely be his torso. From the tips of his collarbones to the intense v-line to his toned stomach. It's the most sensitive part of him. Which doesn't necessarily mean he is weak in those areas, just that he feels more pleasure during sex when they're prioritized.
-This is also why he takes his bungee gum spider sticker off of his back whenever he is free of prying eyes. He believes it ruins the aesthetics of what would otherwise be a perfectly sculpted back.
On a partner? Again, if you are worthy and powerful enough to end up long term dating/marrying the worlds most selfish and independant man, you have to fit his exact standards. He would likely find all of you attractive. BUT. If he had to pick, it'd be both tits and ass. Tits meaning chest in general, it does not always have to be breasts. He loves eating ass, sticking his face onto your chest, fucking into both, if you're ever to wear clothing accentuating either? You better be prepared for a long night.
He enjoys nipples quite a bit as well as an add on to that. Hisoka will one hundred percent take advantage of their sensitive nature, going after them first. He is GRABBY GRABBY GRABBY. If you're annoyed with him? He'll come up from behind to grip at you just to see your exasperated expression. If youre unlucky enough to have Hisoka notice you're in the mood, he'll innocently ask to cuddle while tracing circles around your chest while you do. For hours. Until neither of you can bear NOT fucking each other. During which he will touch on your chest and ass even more.
C=Cum (Where does he like it? + What his is like.(for the true freaks out there))
IT'S EVERYWHEREEEE. Hisoka is disgusting and wants a disgusting partner. He loves to see his spend all over your body and face, he also loves to spread yours to use as lube for another round after you've finished the first time. There have been multiple times where the mere sight of his cum spread over you has gotten him hard again.
As for what his cum is like? It's a healthy, clear and thick when he finishes. Occasionally if he's been holding off from masturbating for you it will be an especially grand amount. It's in these scenarios that he enjoys finishing inside of you the most.
D=Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of his.)
Usually this section goes crazy but truly this man has secrets about everything EXCEPT for his sex life. He's shameless. If you are dating him, there is no crazy sex secret. He will tell you freakish things to your face in a public space if he so feels. A lot of the time it's unprovoked, which is even worse because then he gets a fatter kick out of seeing your gagged reaction.
E=Experience (how experienced is he?)
Due to his large standards and tendency to get off from battle alone, he actually, believe it or not, does not have all the much experience. Does that mean he is bad at what he does? Absolutely not. Besides, now that he's with you he has plenty experience.
As for his expectation in a partner, he would not want to fuck a virgin. He'd want you to be as intense and perverted as he tends to be. That way he can be in a relationship where his most insane and often selfish needs are being met. This way it's also much easier for your insane and/or possibly selfish needs from him to be met, if he is asked to do something completely new and unexpected even to him? He'll have the time of his life.
F=Favourite Position? (Goes without saying)
When Hisoka is fucking you, he enjoys holding you up by the thighs to go against a wall the most. The proximity of your faces mixed with the press of every part of you then mixed with the ability to give your mouth and neck all the battery he pleases is enough to satisfy him for one whole millennium. Hisoka enjoys the feeling that you, a great force, can be cornered by his own arms and fucked into by his own dick. It turns him on even more when your lack of control against him turns into a tight and painful grip into him with sharp nails. Neck access for you is also an easy thing to gain here as well, you have the full ability to capture Hisoka's neck between your jaws and bite down to suck. Pain is always a welcome element if it's caused by you in the heat of the moment. This pose just so happens to be the one where it comes to pass the most often.
As for when Hisoka is the one being fucked... he enjoys being filled from behind while his cock is being pumped by none other than you. Harsh kisses, licks and bite marks all up his back and nape drive him batshit crazy. He wears a turtle neck for a reason! Once things get extra heated, Hisoka especially enjoys when that turns into doggy. This way, he can enjoy a deeper penetration that hits his deepest insides. He wants to feel full, his guts need to be rearranged by the time his lover is done. If he's not even slightly in pain when he walks afterward, it was not a successful session to him.
G=Goofy (Is he more serious? Jokey?)
Hisoka is a magician in and out of the bedroom. He will use bungee gum for every single thing he can think of. He'll tie you to the bed and/or himself. He'll use his bungee gum to create makeshift hands so that he can give you all the more attention. It will get bizarre, no doubt. After years of crazy bungee gum sex contraptions and teasing coming from him during sex, you've now gotten used to it. Nothing is truly ever surprising with him anymore.
However. If you've been away too long, he will get serious. He will have missed you, not in a sweet way but in a domineering and obsessive way. If this is the case there will be no joking. You will both be entangled for a very long time, and there will be much noise but not the talking kind.
H=Hair (Is he clean shaven? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)
Completely clean shaven are you kidding? He does not let a single hair grow on his face, let alone his armpits or even his pubes.
I=Intimacy (How is he in the moment? Is he romantic?)
The guy who asked machi out for dinner in the canon story? Well yes! Surprisingly so, he does actually enjoy a bit of romance when he's with his partner. If you ask for it, Hisoka will be happy to comply. As long as he can borderline ruin it by teasing you throughout the entire process, he is completely open to being intimate during sex. In fact, it tends to happen often. He finds sex far more interesting when both parties are making it interesting. Including when that means a fat session of slow, agonizing foreplay.
Oh, and nicknames are a must of course.
J=Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Hisoka has nothing against masturbating, but he'll often either wait or edge himself until you're there. It drives both his normal lust and his bloodlust off the charts if he's been waiting for you for ages. That only makes the time you spend together all the more desperate and exciting. To add, Hisoka adores the look of you when you've been waiting, or even edging if he's lucky, for him. If he notices you're finding it difficult to hold back with him, he WILL tease you about 100x worse than average just to fuck with you.
With that idea out there though, in the times that he does jack off, it would be dragged out to hell. Your sessions with him are long and hard, and so are his. He aggressively gets himself off only to force himself to hold it in for hours upon hours. If you walk in on this it becomes harder for him to drag it out though. The look on your face seeing him disheveled and hard as a rock with his hand around himself is enough to get him off on its own, and that sight for you is enough to get YOU off alone. So all around it's a wonderful experience for the both of you.
K=Kink (which does he have or not have?)
In the manga, he has stated that he is "Vanilla " However, the things he listed he dislikes in that statement were orgies and zoophilia. And then he proceeds to talk about fucking so intensely and so aggressively that he loves his partner to death. THEREFORE. We can assume he would be into many kinky things, even if he doesn't consider them to be abnormal, as long as they are with his one monogamous partner. Therefore AGAIN, this will be long. Buckle up.
To begin, he is THE sadomasochist. He will want to be slapped, scratched, spit on, roped up, and then he will want to switch around and do all the same to you. He's also a hardcore switch. That meaning, he enjoys both being a submissive and a dominant. Don't think that means he's nice about either. If he's a sub, he will be the most chatty, disobedient, and surprisingly sweet mouthed prick you've ever had the fortune of fucking. It can get to the point where even if he is genuinely fully tied up shibari style hanging from the ceiling with his mouth barred from talking, he will SOMEHOW still find a way to annoy you during sex. All the more reason for you to show that you're the more powerful one in said situation; that gets him off more than anything. The knowledge that he has the ability to endure and even fight equally with such a delicious power.
On the other hand, if he is the dominant you'd better be ready for some evil, evil teasing. You're in for the LONGEST night. He will want you to fight back as well. And he will be giving you sweet and taunting praises the entire time you'd best believe it. What's the point in being strong if who you're trying to fight doesn't care to give it their all? It's more fun and interesting to him if his partner fights back and is just as feisty as he tends to be, and he wants it to hurt. You'll cry from both pleasure and pain and he will deeply enjoy every second of it. You are 100% leaving that room with wounds to show. Everywhere.
Speaking of wounds, seeing the marks Hisoka has left on his lover after a night of entanglement is another joy of life for him. Once you've shown up in a revealing outfit that reveals what's been done to you... it's over for him. And likewise for him, he enjoys showing off the marks he's got from you as well. It's really unfortunate that he's often choosing turtlenecks and slutty corsets to wear otherwise everybody he encounters would be aware of his sheer freakosity.
As a finishing point for this section, Hisoka also quite enjoys watching you get off from across the room. He enjoys being watched as well. Tying him up and making him watch you fingerfuck yourself while he can't do anything but drool is a beautiful scenario to him.
TLDR: exhibitionism, bdsm, Shibari/Rope bunny/rigger, Dacryphilia, Voyeurism, both brat and brat tamer, Experimentalist.
L=Location (Exhibitionism? well yes...)
Anywhere and everywhere you or he could possibly imagine. There have been multiple times where Hisoka has had to hold himself back in public spaces because he cannot control himself around his lover. Typically he chooses a private moment so that he can keep you all to himself, but private to him doesn't always mean legally private...
You've fucked in cars, you've fucked in woods, you've fucked in alleyways. Hell, you've even found roofs to have sex on! Hisoka will go anywhere you wish him to. He's also careful to keep your public image up though, he enjoys the idea of fucking someone powerful socially as well, knowing they're all his. Knowing the public would be scandalized if they knew. But they don't, it's yours and his little secret. Therefore he knows not to have sex in extremely public areas where countless people are wandering about. Only the public areas where people in theory could be☺️.
M=Motivation (what turns him on? gets him going)
He wants to see you ruined. Your face changing from determined to destroyed is his ultimate turn on. All other kinks be damned. Hisoka enjoys breaking people down, you're no exception. This is another reason why he always intends to date someone who is resilient. You need to be able to regain your confidence and determination to defeat him even after being thoroughly humiliated in bed. Hisoka wants to be able to destroy you time and time again.
Although again, he's a total switch. Hisoka finds joy in being humiliated in a sort of masochistic way. His motivation for sex and for you is that you're fun. The minute you become boring, static, or predictable, he's gone. You will never see him again, let alone get the chance to have sex with him.
N=No (Turn offs, something he would refuse to do)
He will refuse orgies and beastiality. Not because he gives a flying fuck that they're morally or socially wrong, but because he does not get anything from them. He doesn't get off from it. He wants one monogamous partner that he can "love into death." If it didn't mean losing the chance to have sex with you again, he literally would choose you and fuck you to death.
He also will not get with anybody that is significantly weaker than him. He would want you to be of equal or higher power so that when you battle inside and out of the bed, he can win because he is powerful. Not becuase you are weak. In the official media, he finds no pleasure in killing weaklings, if he deems his victim not worthy it's more of an "you annoyed me" type of situation rather than him getting any pleasure from it. It goes the same with sex!
Other than that literally zero boundaries exist. He is a freak even when not froken to.
O=Oral (How much do they like it, skill, etc.)
He loves it. His tongue WILL be put to use. Hisoka will take every chance he can to tongue kiss your bottom half, and then after that he will spend hours sucking you completely dry. Hisoka will want you to sit on his face and ride it. Then he might ask the morning after to eat you for breakfast, then lunch... then dinner, directly bare ass on the dining table wherever you're currently staying. Even for dessert, he'll keep going until you're completely worn out. And then he'll go just a tad longer. He could never get enough of your wet, overstimulated bottom half. Any position will do, as long as he's getting the dirty pleasure he asked for.
He will occasionally ask for you to spend time jacking him off so that he can finish onto you just so that he can lick you clean of his own cum while sucking you off at the same time.
As for himself? Hisoka deeply enjoys receiving as well. He will definitely want to fuck your face. So much so that you'll be crying onto him from the pressure. Your mouth being completely and utterly full of him while your nose and face are pressed into his thighs and navel is the perfect night in to this freaky ass clown. Oh, and when he finishes, you will be swallowing. Don't worry, he'll pay you back for that with the same service but the other way round. He never minds taking in a bit of cum himself.
P=Pace (is he fast and rough? Slow and delicate?)
It really depends on his mood. Often times it's both. Anything that will efficiently pull you apart. It's all about your face most of the time. If your expression is telling him you have him figured out, he will completely switch up. If you look comfortable and content, he'll switch it up to keep you on your toes. When he's in control of the pace he WILL bring the most frustrating sex to the table. You're never going to get 2 experiences that mirror each other, it's always new. Therefore, it is incredibly difficult to pin him down as preferring either hard or slow.
Q=Quickie (Will he fuck you quickly before an event?)
Absofuckinglutely. What did you expect, that he'll CONTROL himself in tight situations? Well no. More often than that you end up having long sessions, yes. But, that by no means means that he is opposed to a quickie. Hisoka especially enjoys it when neither of you can control yourself in a public area at events, pulling each other into a secluded alleyway or bathroom to dirty each other just to later come back to said event with at least one of you filled. It feels more desperate than average sex, and quickies are fun. Hisoka loves fun.
R=Risks (Is he game to experiment? How risky?)
What's the point if it's not risky? Not only will Hisoka enjoy risk during sex, he will often flat out refuse completely vanilla sex, unless you're going to pay him back for it later. Not that he HATES it per se, but some type of torture or exhibitionism aspect is what makes sex worth it to Hisoka. There will be times you two will be fighting head to head with countless injuries on both sides, only to then break out into an intense makeout session.
Hisoka is the type to be so disgustingly risky and vile that he'd fuck your wounds. Hisoka the type to sound himself with something just a bit too sharp. Hisoka the type to leave you on the ceiling in shibari for one or two days before he gets you down to fuck your tired body. But don't worry, he will undoubtedly enjoy it when you do these things right back. The risk factor is the fun part of sex for him, on both sides. You only live once, so he's living his life to the absolute fullest. Or rather... to the freakiest...
S=Stamina (how many rounds can he go?)
Oh baby. You will fuck until you're both unconscious. It. Does. Not. End. FOR HOURS. Aside from the odd quickie, the rounds are infinite as long as you're still intriguing him enough to continue. Which, spoiler alert is always the case. He's a fighter and he's likely picked his partner accordingly.
T=Toys (how much bungee gum is being used here?)
There are countless times where he's created toys with bungee gum just to have sitting inside you while you two go out. He'll sometimes have to buy them though because he gets upset that he can't make his nen plugs vibrate when you're having conversations and battles with others. This is especially true if you two ever find yourself in heavens arena.
Again, he loves expressions. The average person who doesn't know you intimately like that may not know how minutely your face changes when you're feeling a rush of pleasure, but Hisoka sure does. Even if he's watching from across a room. You might even catch him staring with a smirk when he does this before he fucks off until his next attack.
U=Unfair (how much does he tease?)
The most. That's all i'm gonna say about that.
V=Volume (How loud is he? What sounds does he make?)
SO loud. He whines, he whimpers, he moans, he groans, he screams, and he yells. Unless he actively is holding himself back, you'd have to be really horrible at what you're doing to get nothing out of him. He loves being loud too, his own voice almost gets him off more than yours.
However, sometimes he might use his own noises as a teasing method. He knows his noises drive you absolutely insane, so he'll hold back. You'll be doing nefarious things to him in complete silence. When this happens, the only noises you might get him to make are deep breaths and if you're lucky, a quick "ngh." This is how you know you're doing especially well, because when he wants to, he has immense control over his noises. That makes the uncontrollable ones all the more satisfying and hot.
As another way of teasing using noise, Hisoka decides to use his throat to moan loudly whenever he eats an especially good piece of food in front of you. The food can never be that good. He knows that! He just likes to see you squirm.
W=Wildcard (A random headcanon)
To bring it back to the "love each other to death" from the manga, Hisoka is chronically monogamous. He's a very jealous person. He might even have you reassure him multiple times during sex that he's the only one that you will ever love or obsess over.
X=X-Ray (what does he look like under those clothes?)
He's a shower not a grower, we all saw Bisky's reaction of him when he was just chilling and taking a bath in that lake. around 6-6.5 inches soft, and about an inch bigger hard. And he's circumcised. He emanates huge dick energy and he knows it.
Y=Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
Very high. Especially if you're an opponent of his, or at least someone he fights often. Which you would be if he decided to get with you. If he wasnt dating anyone, it actually would likely not be too high. Though he is a freak, without a consistent lover he'd likely focus mainly on his primary battle targets instead of finding somebody to have sex with him.
Z-Zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep afterwards?)
He doesn't. If you fall asleep next to him he won't mind though. Maybe he will stack cards on you if he feels so interested. Eventually he will dip if he doesn't fall asleep with you though due to his disinterest in doing absolutely nothing all night. He will be back eventually... probably.
I had so much fun with this oh my god. I wrote one of these YEARS ago for Hisoka and I'm glad to be coming back to my roots. I hope you enjoyed!!
they're so hot they're so hot they're so hot omfg and they're so canon like holy GODDDD
I'm currently working on a Hisoka nsfw alphabet and I'm remembering that I wrote one in 2022 as well and it's now deleted and i'm actually so sad. It was the very first fanfic I'd ever written I wish so much I had it because I KNOW it was horrible.
Anyway it's a very long alphabet. I'm fully rambling and you'll see that. Anyway! Enjoy the art!!
I did a lot of tests for which colours to go where. This is my first character design full body I'm actually so proud of him he's so pretty!!!
Here were some of the alternatives I almost went with along with the original sketch
looking at these now some are loki better than mine. But whatever I think it'll be okay, I can always change it up and I can't always do more drawings and switch some things over time. For now I'm super happy and proud of Yoru's design!!
I got the chance to hang out and do some crafts with some irl friends a couple days ago and we all made paper dolls!! I decided to make my oc x canon ship as paper dolls and then there was a ton of extra paper as well so I made them an apple house since apples are my favourite fruit and it turned out SO CUTEEEEE.
The last two things I've made of Nazoyoru and Hisoka have been of Hisoka with his hair down, so I figure my next 1 or 2 pieces will be an attempt at drawing his hair in the usual updo.
Hard launching my yumeship(oc x canon) with Hisoka Morow...😈 I'll soon post more of them trust.
The man to the right is Hisoka, the man to the left is Nazoyoru. My oc!! They're fresh out of the hunter exam.
Mind you I've essentially made up my own canon so the universe in which the manga, original show, and 2011 show is completely different from the rewrite I've deluded myself into. I like it better that way though I find it more fun.
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