I love men and their slutty glasses
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The Stonewall Inn

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I love men and their slutty glasses
HELL YEAH
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SEBASTIAN STAN in THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER 2021. Dir. Kari Skogland.
pope cody who goes to the emergency room for some stitches, after a ridiculous amount of badgering from deran
as a non-critical, he has to wait hours and hours, which means he passes the time people-watching
one person in particular catches his eye - you. he's pretty sure you're a doctor of some kind, eyes crinkled as you smile at each of the patients you treat.
he sees them all - kids and adults alike - grow visibly more comfortable in your presence
when it's finally his turn, he makes an offhand comment to the nurse, who tells him that you only handle the paediatric cases in the ER
that's no problem.
lena's had a little bit of a cough recently - she caught it at school, and it hasn't gone away with over the counter medication. he promises her $200 at the toystore if she comes with him to the emergency room for a check-up.
you're even prettier up close than from afar. your hands are gentle as you examine lena, diligently checking her temperature and asking all sorts of questions.
pope is very sure to tell you that he's her uncle, but loves her like his own. that makes you smile.
he feels terrible the following month for the little bit of glee that sits in his chest after lena breaks her wrist at school. that's at least two trips to the ER
before long, he's got your entire schedule down, and soon he's 'bumping' into you on nights out with your friends, just so that he can spend more time with you
he argues that it would've happened eventually
oceanside is a small place
he's just hurrying things along.
not him bribing lena with toys 😭😭 oh uncle pope you're so special to me 😭😭
Pope Cody x yapper gf reader
✦ tags: fem!reader, fluff, chatty reader, established relationship, headcanons, drabble
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✦ Pope has always been a naturally quiet man so when he finds you: the bubbliest and most open girl ever, the dynamic just works. He doesn’t mind the way you fill the silences with your ramblings about your outfit or that stupid thing Deran did the other day or the cutest pair of shoes you saw in a store window. He always listens intently, though his responses mostly consist of soft "yeahs" and noises of agreement. Normally he gets sick of people who can’t shut up. Most people like that tend to incessantly spout bullshit at him . But you’re not most people - you’re his girl so every single syllable that comes out of your glossy lips is sacred to him. he loves that your so unhesitatingly chatty with him as he’s so used to people being guarded or too scared to talk to him so it makes him feel special getting to hear all your inner thoughts.
✦ Okay, sometimes your openness is a little inconvenient for him. Like when you get into random conversations with strangers on the street and he just stands there awkwardly behind you like your dog waiting for permission to leave. He always waits patiently though, proud of the fact that a girl so universally loved and sought out chose to be with him of all people.
✦ Your chattiness also means you get on great with his brothers, especially Craig (which Pope is totally not jealous about). At parties, he is practically forced to wrangle you away from Craig, surrounded by a large group as you finish telling the anecdote you’ve been animatedly narrating with your hands. He scoops you up and brings you outside to sit with him slightly away from the crowd so just the two of you can talk. You can’t blame him for being selfish with his girl, though, he’s far more deserving of your attention than those other people, especially his idiot brother.
✦ Andrew always takes everything you say really seriously, often not understanding your sarcasm or exaggerations, which is especially an issue as you don't always think twice before you spew dramatics.
"I'm literally gonna kill your brother" you blurted out once after Deran had raided your fridge and eaten the subway you were saving for lunch. A crease formed on Andrew’s brow instantly and you could feel his dark eyes boring into your skull from across the couch, already planning his revenge on his younger brother.
You spent the next hour trying to convince him not to march over to Smurf's place and beat the shit out of his brother over a sandwich.
✦ Pope indulges your every want, even the small stupid stuff you only mentioned in passing. You’re about the new lip gloss line at sephora, not even 12 hours later, you walk into your kitchen to find five shades of the product sitting on your counter, placed there casually, not expecting a thank you.
✦ Sometimes he genuinely just doesn't know how to get you to stop talking. Don't get me wrong, he loves hearing you talk but you’ve been going on about a trashy reality show for over an hour and he’s been trying to figure out a way to get you to come to bed without shutting down your excitement over celebrity gossip.
Eventually he gives up and resorts to clamping one hand over your mouth or pressing his lips to yours to shut you up, not quite knowing how to ask for what he wants. You gladly oblige with a kiss, Andrew being the only person for whom you would cut your stream of consciousness short.
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✦a/n: i’ve had the busiest week (so fun tho I saw mcr 😍) so I haven’t had time to write much ☹️ here’s a short one whilst I work on my other stuff xoxo
Mon amour 🥹
i can HEAR him "hey guys. how's it goin'?" I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
She wants to bite his biceps. LET HER BITE HIS BICEPS.
The most liberating thing a woman can do is get a little fat. Oh I don't fit within the confines of a beauty standard set by centuries of pedophiles marketing eating disorders on women for their own pleasure? Oh no. Oh no what will I do. Everyone get a little fat right now
you have a habit of tracing jack’s veins. it started out innocent, just an absentminded brush of your thumb across his hand. but when you transferred over to work in the CT department, you had to learn more about venipuncture and starting IVs. jack, of course, was willing to help you by being your very own personal pincushion. you would spend hours tracing his veins, confirming you had the tourniquet on correctly, understanding which veins felt strong and which ones you should try and avoid.
even after you gained your confidence in placing IVs, you still had the habit of tracing jack’s veins when you were together. you’d check in the bend of his arm for his median cubital vein, follow the veins along his forearm, across his wrist, and even on the back of his hand. jack didn’t notice your little habit at first, but once he did it melted him.
so, he started looking for any excuse to curl up beside you, resting his arm across your lap or slipping his hand into yours, just so he could feel your fingertips absentmindedly tracing the familiar paths beneath his skin. jack liked knowing your hands had long since stopped studying him, and had simply learned him.
as a phlebotomist. i approve of this
The Flannel
Jack Abbot x wife!reader
Description- What happens when Jack's wife returns from the bar bathroom and finds another woman with her hands on her husband
CW- reader is jealous as all hell, another character attempts infidelity, Jack has a damn good time, casual and not literal mention of violence, takes place in a bar, implied alcohol consumption
AN- This spawned into existence while I was waiting to pick up my gal from the dentist. It's by far the shortest thing I've ever written, but I usually struggle with length anyway (that's what she said)
You’d be an idiot if you thought it would never happen. That no one would ever see Jack Abbot, the handsome, muscular man with beautiful steady eyes and a heart you couldn’t help but trust the first time he smiled, and wish that they had him for themselves.
You knew it happened, that people gave him a second glance when they passed him on the street, subtly looking him over head to toe and admiring the nice shape of him, the way he moved with quiet confidence, not taking up more space than he needed to make a show of himself like some did. He was handsome, he was attractive, he was beautiful and sexy and cute all rolled into one. You knew these things, and you knew others would too. How could they not?
That didn’t make it any easier to see as you returned from the bar bathroom.
The woman was standing between your stool and Jack’s at the bartop, a hand resting lightly on his shoulder as she tossed her head back in a laugh. Her chocolate curls fell down to her shoulders, catching the dim bar lighting and shining like a rich sleek metal as it moved.
Something in your stomach twisted, something dark and ugly that you didn’t care to think about, filling you with an undeserved surge of anger. You wanted to smack her hand away from him, to yell in her face to back off.
*with barely contained lust* god hes such a pathetic fucking freak
drabble synopsis 𓂃 ໒꒱ you accidentally kick jack in the crotch while you’re asleep, and he’s left questioning whether he’ll ever recover. (0.7k)
pairing 𓂃 ໒꒱ jack abbot x fem!reader.
content 𓂃 ໒꒱ established relationship, fluff, sleepy antics, dry jack humour.
Jack had come to the conclusion that you somehow became an entirely different person once you fell asleep.
Awake, you were always looking for him. Whether it was your hand finding his while you watched a movie or absentmindedly leaning against him while you brushed your teeth, you always seemed to gravitate towards him without thinking.
Asleep, however, you were a genuine hazard.
Yes they were.
pope cody who runs warm with his partner who runs cold blurb ⋆˚꩜。
omg this is so so me. i'm always freezing (i'm under not one but two blankets rn) i need him to warm me up too
when his shoulders are broad enough that when he hooks your legs over them you instantly feel the stretch in your thighs
nsfw, 18+
thinking about sitting on jack abbot’s thigh, lazily rolling your hips and leaning into his chest, just enough for stimulation but not enough to actually get anywhere.
jack’s wearing his dumb cargo pants, his work phone shoved in the pocket you’re currently sitting on. you learn rather quickly that jack (the old man he is) has his phone set to vibrate. you also learn that someone is very intent on getting a hold of him.
jack realizes his phone is trapped under you, undulating and grinding into the new sensation. grins when he discovers, yes, you are wanton enough to treat his vibrating phone like a pseudo sex toy, grinding harder every time a call or text comes through.
“i should probably get that.” he murmurs, not actually making any effort to dislodge you from his thigh. you just double down, arms around his neck, pussy directly on his dumb cargo pants that you hate so much, clit catching on the rough fabric and the corner of his phone, chasing the periodic vibrations.
“gonna let me get that baby?” he teases, grabbing your hips to lift you up. you retaliate by sinking your teeth into his shoulder, fighting his grip to get your wet cunt back on his thigh.
“oh, she’s feral today,” he comments, smacking your ass once in response to the bite - jack knows it’s gonna leave a mark.
you don’t even react, focused on wiggling your way back down onto his thigh and phone, which is still vibrating through his pants. you were so close, and jack is being so mean, making you hover over the embarrassingly large wet spot you left behind.
“you’re gonna water log my phone,” jack notes, following your eyes to the wet patch. “gonna have to stick it in rice after this. how am i gonna explain to IT that my work phone is broken? tell them it’s because i have a very demanding little girl at home with the world’s wettest cunt? and that she sat on my phone like a little slut, using the vibrations to get off?” jack paused, grinning at the long whine you made, embarrassed and turned on by the idea, hips still wiggling. “is that what i’m gonna have to tell them?”
you don’t respond, mainly because you’re not sure if you can form words at this point, and finally win the war against his grip to drop back down to his thigh, cunt once again pressed hard onto the cargo pocket. you immediately start humping, only further proving jack’s point. you don’t care - you’re so close.
jack leans forward, stubble brushing your ear as he growls, “maybe i should make you tell them. call them and apologize for ruining my phone with your wet, selfish cunt. what do you think about that?”
you come - embarrassingly hard, hips stuttering against him as you continue to soak his pants, vaguely aware that jack is cooing and encouraging you as you do so.
“atta girl, so easy for me. coming just from a few calls and texts from robby,” jack rubs your back, letting you collapse into his shoulder, bright with embarrassment and exhaustion.
after a couple of minutes, jack works his hand into his pocket, slowly removing his phone, making a point to wipe the sheen off on his shirt before checking it.
“hm. lucky girl. robby said they got a hold of shen,”jack tips your chin up so you look at him, stupid smirk on his face, “he apologizes for all the calls.”
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