HISTOIRE MÉCONNUE DE L'AVIATION

Plus vite, plus haut, plus con...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Hey guys ! I think I found the evening meal ! These were the last words of Marcus Stupidus, the first man to break the sound barrier.

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Intoxicated by his recent success and all the cheap champagne. the inventor of the helicopter wanted to present to his patrons, the same evening, his first idea of merchandise : “the helicopter willy” ...”

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Despite great public and some nice flies loops, this 1183 edition of the Paris Air Show was kind of lame...

Bonne année planante à vous tous et toutes !

Good planing year to you all !

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Commercial aggressiveness, weird pilot, crappy comfort... No doubt, “Hervé Rectus” had set foot aboard the first charter flight of all time...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Fearless and highly trained, the brain of the test pilot was ready to joyfully face his daily batch of loops !... Unfortunately, that day, his stomach and the “cassoulet” of the canteen were much less enthusiastic...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

It’s coming out picnicking with their cousin Eugenie, the Montgolfier brothers had their genius idea…

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

We must recognize that the creators of pin-ups were struggling to do a good job on some aircraft models ...

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“Unkown History of Aviation”.

It was always the same thing ! In each mission, amazed by the beauty of the sky, Major Bigjerk felt like a child again...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Objectively, the cousin Jean-Michel was the one who had the least successful in the Boeing family ...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

When the leader of the survivors explained to have found a simple method to choose who is going to be eaten while waiting for rescue, Jean -Michel Hamburger felt the fear rising in him.

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

Zen Music, blindfolded, relaxing carpathian jasmine tea, everything came together to help Jean-Marc to forget his fear of flying ... the only annoying thing was the air conditioning too loud...

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“Unknown History of Aviation”.

“Bloody Hell ... apparently that's not the alarm of the  "coolness coon islands" paper toilet reserve... It makes you wonder if we will get to know what it means to us, this little flashing thing”...

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"Unknown History of Aviation".

March 2,1908, 3:17 p.m., first and last takeoff for Marcel Murphy and his airplane : The Big Buttered Bread...

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"Unknown History of Aviation".

After hours of trial and error and fruitless researches, scientists from the mega top secret project  "invisible plane" concluded that they had succeeded ...

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"Unknown History of Aviation".

By observing closely the birds that Leonardo da Vinci had the idea to invent a lot of flying stuff and stain remover for delicate fabrics...

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"Unknown History of Aviation".

"it's stupid... if I had a pen, I would have drawn me a parachute". These were the last thoughts of the poet pilot when Saint-Exu "périt" (died)...

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"Unknown History of Aviation".

Stupid sneers, incomprehensible path, bombing with empty bottles. No doubt, the trench had just been attacked by that damned "Französisch" Red Wine Baron...