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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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thatbassistbitch

funky dancer

kerokerosenai-deactivated202009

hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺

pdlcomics

The Moon

meczupp

Women Reading

mysharona1987

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prideprejudce

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

estradiol

“being gay and conservative is hard” good. hope it’s shitty being a literal traitor to your community

estradiol

this is my single most controversial post on this site, every republican that comes into contact with it crytypes at me

estradiol

i houuhg.t tthe lgb tcommuniy was ll li..inclusiv,ee what do yo umeaan i i C..an’t Be racais tandd .. hatte poor ppeople????? .so muuch for te ;;htoleerant l lefft

joshpeck

thought this said "your body is sacred" at first but it didn't <3

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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certified iconic post

lunaeregia

it really blows me when i watch shows or read books where hoes out there tryna survive an apocalypse……. if there’s zombies or aliens or what have you rolling deep in the streets baby gorl im LITCHERALLY killing myself. y’all can drink cockroach milk and eat leather shoes if you want im attending whitney’s birthday bash at 8, bottles on jesus

glumshoe

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

tinyqueenusagi-chan

Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.

Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.

My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.

maxanaxam

Stuff like this is also a great test to see if the kid is actually seriously injured! Because with how much some kids cry over tiny bumps and scrapes, it can be hard to tell. But if you slap a Band-Aid on it or give them a cup of water or a piece of candy and they stop crying, they’re fine. If they keep crying despite whatever little placebo or distraction you’ve given them, you might wanna look a little closer at that injury or seek medical attention.

raincloudsandsunbeams

With my two’s class we ask them “more hurt or more scary?” It takes a bit of practice but after a few times they can answer without more prompting. More scary gets a hug and more hurt gets a look over.

markingatlightspeed

That last one is so important because it validates the child’s feelings and tells them it’s okay to have these feelings and lets them learn how to deal with them, rather than just distracting them from them. I also helps teach the child to both communicate their feelings more readily and communicate when they’re hurt more clearly. All really important skills for a child to develop young.

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schizybun

Addams Family said eat the rich

mythicalcoolkid

Even if you don’t think/know that you have [disorder] (or even if you know you don’t!) you’re allowed to use coping strategies meant for or associated with that disorder. You can use ADHD tips for your poor memory. You can stim even if you’re not autistic (stimming has a lot of overlap between disorders honestly). You can use chronic fatigue tips if you have depression. You’re not stealing resources. If it helps you, it helps you, whether you were the target audience or not