HITS FROM THE SKYPE CHAT

sometimes out of context, sometimes not, the best of a private skype chat between friends. | [3:47:26 PM] Nic Davis: dude Insane Clown Posse is under twinkle daddies

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njittie: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW TAHT MY CATS THINK MY CUM IS DELICIOUS

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[13:27:19] Octo: 50 RTs and i’ll ask my lecturer who his fav idol is

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a good excuse to be like, racist, but FUN racist

peter on dungeons & dragons

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petey on being drunk

[15:55:50] Peter: like the time i staged a one-act, one-man play involving my friend’s fuck-buddy, and satan’s lawyer, all while lying on the ground

[15:55:59] Peter: doing the voices and everything

[15:56:24] Octo: holy shit

[15:56:26] Peter: i don’t remember this and i wouldn’t believe it happened, except 6 people all attest it occured

[15:57:15] Peter: i played satan’s lawyer, in a devil voice, claiming the girl’s tattoos of bows on her thighs meant she fucked dogs and was therefore the property of hell

[15:57:36] njittie: jesus petes

[15:57:43] Peter: and i also played her own lawyer arguing the freedom of sexual liberation of women

[15:57:45] Peter: okay look

[15:57:59] Peter: i don’t know if you have natty daddies in europe

[15:58:03] Peter: but it was their fault

[15:58:32] Octo: i'm

[15:58:42] Peter: this was the same night that i rolled around on the ground going “ohhhh, i shit myself”, like from the dave chappelle special

[15:59:02] Peter: but the people there that i didn’t know were like “DID HE ACTUALLY SHIT HIMSELF”

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Octo: you didnt even fucking post that on hitsfromtheskypechat brad goddamn

B) rad 420llman: fuck

B) rad 420llman: there

Octo: no brad fuck i arleady reblgoged it

Octo: DDFfhhgg

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B) rad 420llman: brb orange juice tim

B) rad 420llman: e

Octo: orange juice tim

Octo: meanest dude in the breakfast aisle

B) rad 420llman: damn

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[23:56:01] natalie: it'd probably feel like you were fucking a jellyfish or a tire

[23:56:08] ebentually: a bagel

[23:56:24] njittie: a grapefruit

[23:56:37] natalie: a small child holding a flower, remembering his parents

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[22:51:18] njittie: is mayonaise black metal

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njittie: hiding my porn in my music folder was a bad idea because people are downloading it through soulseek now

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Special Snapchat Edition

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[21:54:35] njittie: FUCK

[21:54:48] 「Nyan」 カタレプシー: THEY’RE THE SAME THING

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[17:19:18] njittie: wtf is hardblush

njittie:

[17:19:30] njittie: oh

[17:19:30] njittie: oh god

[17:19:45] njittie: im looking straight up a dogs anus

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[21:31:39] Octo: whistles the intro to as the roots undo

[21:32:40] zenzen: whistles the intro to dead roots stirring

[21:32:53] njittie: whistles complex free jazz

[21:32:55] njittie: fucking plebs

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[23:30:16] A.B.: can you guys shut the fuck up im playing bubsy 3d

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Octo: hey brad how's NBBMN treating you btw

Octo: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO BLACK METAL BRAD

Brad Tollman: i was

Brad Tollman: yesterday

Brad Tollman: anuhm

Brad Tollman: the day befpore

Octo: did you give up or something

Brad Tollman: no never

Octo: in any case listen to the new yellow eyes album

Brad Tollman: black metal ist krieg translates to i die for black metal

Brad Tollman: and trust me i am ist krieg for metal of black

Octo: tl note: krieg meansns cute

Brad Tollman: LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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njittie: merzbox is done downloading

njittie: ahahahaha

njittie: oh god this is great

njittie: im not even gonna listen to it

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Cease_: I'm off for school bye bradkun

Brad Tollman: have fun cutie

Brad Tollman: also id ont thin kthat's right ut have fun in class

Brad Tollman: be safe and dont let bullies take ur lunch money

Cease_: school lunch is free in sweden because we aren't retarded

Cease_: We have successfully defeated bullying