something wicked this way comes

Call me Hunt || they/xey/he || multifandom || PFP BY blodornmee! || AO3 account

[horrorshunt]

Hi hello yes, this is my intro post ig

My name is Hunt! I use they/he/xey pronouns! I am aroace and neurodivergent!

Like/reblog spam is ok!

Ask box is always open!

Current main fandom: MCYT/Streamers (CLOWNZY) (Vampires SMP, Lifesteal, Life Series, Whitepine, and related things)

I am a writer!

- More about the content i post and fandoms im in below -

This is my main blog where I reblog a bunch of random shit. i have no tagging system. good luck trying to find anything specific on my blog.

(Bold are fandoms that are/were main fandoms of mine) (aka fandoms i thought about 24/7 for months on end) (this is absolutely a non-exhaustive list)

- Bungou Stray Dogs - The Magnus Archives - Vampires SMP - Undertale/Deltarune - In Stars and Time - Lifesteal SMP (Clownzy <3) - Life Series - Ender Lilies/Ender Magnolia - Avatar the Last Airbender - Madoka Magica - Higurashi When They Cry - Project Hail Mary - Iron Lung (video game + movie) - The Markiplier multiverse/lore/whatever its called

(if you have a specific thing you want me to tag (a person, trigger, fandom, etc.) please let me know and ill try to remember)

Random facts about me:

- I am probably shorter than you - I like a LOT of music. everyone should go listen to Project Mili RIGHT NOW - You read this far? Congrats, you get the (not really) super secret knowledge that we're an OSDD-1B system too. theres too many of us please send help

Feel free to interact with any of my posts or dm me at any time!

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[todamarikoarchived]

what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?

[virtualgirladvance]

This is what I assume everyone looks like irl

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo

[floovypidgin]

I’m surprised there are no devil Branzy and angel clown

Devils used to be angels and fell from betraying god. Also with him often portrayed as a goat or dragon, both symbols of satan.

Angels that go down to kill people are there. Who says that they can’t enjoy the slaughter. He could often volunteer to go down, he could be gods personal assassin.

[horrorshunt]

YOURE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.......... this is such a cool idea i need to spin this around in my head for the foreseeable future now

[monoslogue]

Branzy: You bombed it, didn’t you?

Rek: Yeah :3

Zam: YOU SEXIST PIG

SB: Oh shut up Zam

Lifesteal World Day 4 was a fever dream man.

Feat. The Court Case

[horrorshunt]

what does it say about me for something traumatic to happen to me and my first instinct aside from yelling about it is "i should write a fanfic about this"

[horrorshunt]

hello followers and mutuals i have changed my username but everything else is the same. dont mind the change im just letting you know it happened before anyone gets confused. its still me

[were--ralph]

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

[were--ralph]

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

[were--ralph]

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

[were--ralph]

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[were--ralph]

exactly

[notahorseindisguise]

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

[thememedaddy]

[ftmtftm]

Sometimes I really want to take everyone under the age of 24 (as of 2026) by the shoulders and say:

"I'm really sorry that lockdown and the ongoing pandemic interrupted pivotal educational and social/emotional development moments for you. You have an uphill battle towards adjusting to a lot of community based efforts because you experienced a mass trauma during an incredibly important time in your life where you should have physically been around your peers learning to engage in shared community. There is no "but" here, I'm genuinely really sorry. Something many of us consider key points in our interpersonal growth as youths was taken from you, not without reason but without care for its impact on you. I hope you know we are eternally allies in our struggles and if that is something you struggle to know I hope you can learn it someday."

Because so many of the angriest, most disenfranchised people I see on this website are under 24 and I often try to put younger people's behavior in the context of where they might have been 2020. I've seen the impact on my siblings and their peers+friends first hand, all ages 18-24. We've talked about how its impacted them, the isolation, the attachment to the internet, the anxieties and phobias and fears it developed in them due to the pandemic, the political unrest, and the responses to both that we've seen since. I know they're not the only ones and I know how much being marginalized also influences that impact too.

It's terrifying. I know it must be terrifying for a lot of the young people on Tumblr too. I hope one day we're able to bridge all of those complex feelings into something collective and positive so we can do our best to prevent similar traumas from happening to future generations.

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

[fairweatheralways]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[pikamusume]

[mousegirlheart]

dont mind me. im scampering through your blog, giving all your good posts a little lick