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Netflix, blankets, rain on the window, movie on the background while we’re making out and all cuddly.

Need that.

jscuttish

heartlessqueen

if you keep swallowing the anger back, it’s going to choke you

mysharona1987

innocencelives

if they apologized, its still abuse if they denied it, its still abuse if they didnt mean it, its still abuse if you cant remember it, its still abuse if it didnt leave a scar, its still abuse, if it only happend once, its still abuse if their a girl, its still abuse if you didnt say no, its still abuse

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humorrelated

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

sexhaver

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luxgalador

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See also: Sock’s brother, Sneakers

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is the Most Wholesome Thing I have ever seen :D

henriscavills

the-memedaddy

Me📷irl

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glumshoe

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

reblogging-dragon

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can't believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

glumshoe

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

reallya-martian-potato

You have no contingency for geologists who know how to fight

glumshoe

All geologists know how to fight. They’re all buff and incredibly sexy from hiking and picking up big heavy rocks. That’s why my strategy to defeat them lies in trickery and deception and using their own fatal flaws against them. The obsidian knife is merely a lure to get them close to me... “check out cool rock” range is out of knife-range but within baseball bat range.

I haven’t published all my strategies, either. None of them involve actual combat on equal footing.

nastygrubbygremlin

my first goblin experience was getting those lil plastic treasure chests at the dentist to put ur baby teeth in and instead putting any small shiny in there and carrying it around and occasioanlky peeking in and chuckling to myself

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