[doofcas]

I need to deep clean and rearrange the bird room today. The birds like to make poop soup in their water bowls and that draws gnats and those draw spiders so there are so many spider webs in there. Like an embarrassing amount because the ceilings are high and I just don't knock them down. And they are so easy to see because they get covered in bird powder. And I gotta take the bird cages one by one to the car wash to power wash them for the summer. And its gotta be done today because this is my last day I don't have anything else planned to do before we leave for vacation.

And I have no energy to get off the couch

[doofcas]

Swept down the spider webs and the broom looking like that spider cotton candy Shrek and Fiona made

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[kishibe-rohansbf]

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

[taiturner]

FROM, 4x05 "What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been"

[freyapoststhings]

can y'all imagine the fire nation soldiers' reactions if toph was sent to one of those "fully metal and inescapable" prisons in the middle of the ocean like katara and haru were on in s1e6.

Like, imagine they're like "hahaha you can't escape! There is no earth here for you to bend!" And this little 12yo blind girl starts laughing her ass off in their faces and then she just makes a fucking hole in the ground and falls through it.

The guards spend the next few hours freaking the fuck out because theres a little girl somewhere in their walls and her haunting cackles are everywhere

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[kalfyaarts]

sokka nation rise up

[trashpocket]

and the wip is done! :3 (now back to work on comms)

[doofcas]

The Poppins

[fromville-divorce-lawyer]

Incorrect From Quotes

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[lujinarchive]

Mai and Zuko

[mavmalt]

After all this time, he'll still do his boy's hair

[lujinarchive]

Katara and Sokka

[doofcas]

I need to deep clean and rearrange the bird room today. The birds like to make poop soup in their water bowls and that draws gnats and those draw spiders so there are so many spider webs in there. Like an embarrassing amount because the ceilings are high and I just don't knock them down. And they are so easy to see because they get covered in bird powder. And I gotta take the bird cages one by one to the car wash to power wash them for the summer. And its gotta be done today because this is my last day I don't have anything else planned to do before we leave for vacation.

And I have no energy to get off the couch