cool beans

heidi, feminist, i like food and i watch stuff

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[rpgsandbox]

[stenka-razin]

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

[the-knights-who-say-book]

NO ONE spoil game of thrones for me. i’m not watching it i just need to continue not knowing what happens in it

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[thebootydiaries]

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[shegotmefvcked-deactivated20180]

feel this on a spiritual level

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humanoidhistory]

Exploring virtual reality at NASA’s Ames Research Center, 1989.

[hustlerose]

alien bussy fingering simulator 2019

[hustlerose]

this is the top result when i google my url 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[buffysummers]

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[mainflopgirl]

it’s not “forcing diversity” the world is really like that

[pokemon-personalities]

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny