question everything

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

some people have moneys. some people have freaken dollars and cents. some people have coins, and bucks. and well i’m not one of those people.

[sekusekusekuseku-deactivated201]

you have jaundice.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

i have jaundice.

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[the-real-seebs]

Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!

Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[coolthingoftheday]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

[executionerbarbie]

lost in the sauce

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[wherethereareoctobers]

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

[memewhore]

[polyglotplatypus]

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mysharona1987]

[bootycap]

buddy cop romcom starring chris evans and tom hardy finding an abandoned puppy at a crime scene and they fight over who has to take care of it only they both end up falling in love with it and then they fight over who gets to keep it until it almost ruins their friendship

and then they realize they’re in love with one another and they all live happily ever after

everyone wins

[bootycap]

In Police Custody

“They seized the dog, he seized their hearts.”

[bootycap]

[yamino]

How to draw a fist! 

[morbidkeii]

oH MY GOD. wHAT.

[red-white-black]

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

whales are the evolutionary equivalent of pulling a u-turn on the freeway

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

>start evolutionary journey in The Ocean

>grow legs and learn to breathe air, leave The Ocean

>say nvm, go back to The Ocean, sometimes keep the hips? and they just. float there.

>continue needing to breathe air, which is in short supply in The Ocean, Where You Live, so you evolve to hold your breath really long, but you still have to come up for air

>good job whales, you dipshits

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

[gael-garcia]

Nahuel Pérez Biscayart in 120 Battements par minute / Beats Per Minute (2017)

[illgiveyouahint]

120 Battements par minute (2017), dir. Robin Campillo

[youre-looking-peaky]