gith gud

Women don't necessarily want me, but cats trust me.

[t-valentines]

saw a 'that old man' version and was compelled to make this. the og femslash

[ophianoi]

constantine, 2005

[loadingmercurywithapitchfork]

hey girl i mean jude

[whysp]

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[pmamtraveller]

Jean-Michel Folon: The Return of the Two Snails, 1979.

[thatiswhy]

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[thatiswhy]

the only "burn fat fast" we respect in this household is

accidentally holding your skewer too low over the fire

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[shit-piddling-toerag]

My number one favorite thing to do with the dream guardian on durge playthroughs is to make as close an approximation I can of Orin (Even after everything, in the depth of your heart, the face of love is still your sister. Yes, even now.) (she saved you without knowing it and now she will have to die in your stead and it will have to be by your hand and you will have to carry on knowing she had died hating you, had died afraid, had died in chains, and you will never be able to tell her that you see her in children drawing, dancing, leaping, alive in a way you never knew to appreciate until it was too late. You will never be able to tell her that you would trade places in a heartbeat, if you could.)

My second favorite thing to do is hitting the randomize button until I stumble upon something truly cursed, because it tickles me to think of the emperor trying to make sense of durge's lobotomized brain and pretty much throwing spaghetti at the wall until something sticks

[avelera]

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

[ridiculus-mus]

@fishonthetree

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[fandom-man]

[liberalsarecool]

Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.