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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Discoholic 🪩
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Kaledo Art
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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“The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.”
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Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)
Oh god, I’m dying.
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LMAOOOOOO
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A statement both true AND a reference to my favorite childhood game? Magic.
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commission of lilo and moana for @lilopelekai <3333333
Bayou Princess by Xinwei Huang
you can do it jojo
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?
From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’
That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive.
prosperosfootnotes, pieandhotdogs
Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.
Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.
Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13.
fUCK YOU ALL
I did something..
“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???
the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”
my psych book sounds like a shitpost
Mark Hamill Apparently Has Fun When Signing Star Wars Cards
these are way funnier than i anticipated
i hate that americans call torches flashlights like i get it youre amazed by simple flashing lights but it already has a name
What the fuck torch what is this the Stone Age
*me, late at night, wearing a floor length silk ballgown eating chocolate dipped strawberries while gracefully sprawled on a chaise lounge in a castle somewhere*: jeeves bring me my Nintendo Device i must weed my town and see how my dearest Isabelle is doing
i was watching vines and internet explorer commented this and omfg im laughing
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
i think the disney company somehow forgot that you can make a character attractive AND expressive
IN 2D ANIMATION, YES. CGI IS MUCH DIFFERENT AND MUCH HARDER TO FORM DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS AND FACES OH MY GOD
Bonus Barbie!
Please, don’t undermine the skills of modelers, riggers, and animators.
And two fun facts:
•The Incredibles was the first PIXAR film to feature humans to the scale that they did and I think they pulled off expressions on ALL their characters pretty damn well.
•Jessica Rabbit was hand inked, hand painted, and hand airbrushed on celluloid and manually composited into each scene, but they didn’t sacrifice how expressive she was just because animation is hard.
In which Meg grinds people’s ignorance into dust under her shoe and it’s beautiful.
Bedtime Stories…
