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This blog is for bionicles and a shitposting. You have been warned.

[hms-assman]

Oh hey look I’m alive.

Last second entry for that Metru March thing with my un-named Toa of Psionics. She has a mask of sonar and a big ol sword I dunno.

[puniper]

vinny: *does the mario and luigi impressions”

me:

[hms-assman]

Well Doctor Who, it took you over fifty years, but you finally did it. 

You finally went and did it.

You finally designed a monster I’d fuck. Nice work.

[thecrimsonalchemist]

(x)

[drearyhours]

outfit concept

[elaho]

Hello, my fellow Tumblrs! It’s hard to believe that’s it’s already been one year since this blog first started! So much as happened since October 10th of last year, and I’ve been thinking about it a lot these past couple of months.  With everything that’s been going on this past year, I haven’t been able to do as many posts as I’ve wanted to, so with the 1 year anniversary coming up, I wanted to draw something special- not only to see how much has changed or give a fresh look to an old character, but to also make something that was meaningful for the occasion. So, for the past few months, I’ve been working on a very special project: a re-drawing of my first (completed) humanized version of Kopaka Nuva. To give myself enough time, I started Kopaka’s redesign way back in September; the final illustration had 107 layers in Paint Tool SAI, and took over 75 hours to complete from start- to-finish (not including reference searching/rough sketching), and was finished in early October. Since I’ve been learning how to talk more about my artwork, I’ve also included some details and descriptions about Kopaka and the storyline he’s a part of. Click below to read more :)

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[weirdbuzzfeed]

Everyone's Either A Mario, A Luigi, A Wario, Or A Waluigi — Which Are You?

Itsa you!

[catsi]

forbidden outcome

[hms-assman]

So hey I don’t often post serious stuff on here, or post on here at all, but...

Looks like microtransactions are confirmed for the next Halo game.

https://careers.microsoft.com/us/en/job/451957/Online-Experience-Design-Director

Now while part of me wants to believe this just means map packs, it probably doesn’t. Fucks sake 343 why you gotta do this.

[wizbutts]

[hms-assman]

[makowolf96]

Mobile Suit Gundam: This is No Zaku Boy

[hms-assman]

someone fucking explain the vriska thing to me im old and dont get it

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[nostrem]

[bumbleshark]

[angelicguy]

[coolbrad]

that’s [redacted], babe!

[jakemorph]

[gayvian]

im always on line

[hms-assman]

___________

^ you gotta get on it fam

[hms-assman]

AWW YEEAAAAAH IM STEALING THIS SHIT FROM GoodGuy2008 NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

1. When did you get into Bionicle?

2002!

2.What got you interested in Bionicle?

I literally just happened to see them while wandering around Toys R Us with my parents. Rip in piss TRU. I thought the looked neat and since my parents had said I could have a toy for good behaviour or something I dragged them over there.

3. What was your first set?

Kohrak/Kohrak va. I think the former was built first though so I consider him my first set.

4. What was one set that you always wanted but never got?

Maxilos and Spinax or Hahli Mahri. Maxilos looked so cool in retrospect and Hahli’s the only Mahri I didn’t get. I also kinda wanted the protector of water RIP me.

5. Which set is your least favourite?

Bitil can fuck right off and so can most of the Glatorian/Agori. Even if I don't think they're objectively the worst sets I dislike them the most.

6. Which year is your favourite?

2007 for sure. Even if I don't like the Barraki that much the rest of the sets were baller.

7. Which year is your least favourite?

2009 was ass. I would have said 05 but I actually like the Visorak.

8. What did you think of Gen 2?

It was alright. Could have been better for sure though.

9. Did you read or own any of the books?

I used to have several. Tale of the Toa, Beware the Bohrok, the lil guide book thing, and the first four books from 06. I also had a few of the comics.

10. Which book is your favourite?

I can't remember lmao.

11. Did you read any of the comics?

I read pretty much all of the ones I could get online.

12. Which comic series was your favourite?

Probably the 2001 comics.

13. Ride the Crab?

I mean are we talking about Carapar here because I probably would.

14. Which Bionicle game do you like the best?

Mata Nui Online Game. Because it's the only one I've played ayyyyyy.

15. Who’s your favourite character?

Jaller after he became a Toa. Also probably Pohatu.

16. Best Toa team?

Inika/Mahri for sure.

17. Which movie is your favourite?

The first three. They're all equally trash. (In a good way)

18. Which movie is your least favourite?

Legend Reborn. It's trash in a bad way.

19. What was your favourite aspect of Gen 1?

I guess the high detail of the sets and the lore.

20. What was your favourite aspect of Gen 2?

That originally they made Pohatu Australian-sounding which was always my headcanon as a wee lad. BUT THEN THEY SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

21. Do you hope to see a Gen 3 in the future?

Not really because I'm worried LEGO will SOIL IT. SOIL IT. SOIL IT. Nah but if they do make one, I do hope it goes well. I'm just personally not too fussed anymore.

22. Dump all the pieces out and assemble, or sort pieces carefully and assemble?

Bend over backwards and scream into my own ass because moccing is hard.

23. What’s your favourite Bionicle memory? Building the Axalra T9 over Christmas day.

24. Did you ever take your Bionicles outdoors to play?

Oh god all the time.

25. Do/Did you break pieces often? Aside from the obvious lime joints not really.

26. How many sets have you collected?

A fucking lot.

27. Do you want to see a new Bionicle game? If so, from what year, and which genre?

I want my Zesk girl dating sim.

28. How many of your childhood sets still survive?

Most of them probably. If we're talking which ones are built I can't remember other than the Axalra and Kohrak.

29. Which did you like best, Gen 1 or Gen 2?

Gen 1 for sure.

30. Ask anything else! Which bojankle is the thiccest. Discuss.