100 Random Sentence Starters
- ranges in genre; will contain swear words
“Why you little-”
“Fuck me.” *pause* “Not literally.”
“Why is that a thing?”
“Is that a legit thing or a made up thing you found off the internet?”
“I just hopped onto a random flight and ended up here.”
“I was right here the whole time.”
“Please, I beg of you, don’t hurt [her/him/them].”
“What the fuck?”
“Okay, but was the Ren and Stimpy Show an actual show for kids or was there confusion what audience it needed to be directed at? There is no way that show was appropriate for kids.”
“Fight me!”
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