Former and FOREVER King of Bugaria

[Fictionkin is the label we're going with here]

[hoaxe]

Greetings, dear subjects!

It is I, the King of Bugaria's Wasp Kingdom! At least I was, until Elizant's explorers got a hold of me...

But no matter <3 they were fools to think they got the better of me. All they did was chase me out of Bugaria, but they could not rip everlasting life from me.

Hoaxe fictionkin blog. Feel free to reach out, I'm friendlier than my previous tyranny would suggest. Activity can be sporadic.

I roleplay sometimes with other Bug Fables character blogs. Going forward, I'm tagging interactions with them with custom tags, as was Vi's mod's idea. Here they are:

Leif (and Muse): #frost sorcerer, #fellow fire sorcerer

Vi (and Venus): #painful bee, #so-called goddess

Kabbu (and Bit and Master and Neolith): #flingy beetle, #swamp casuality junior, #swamp casualty senior, #little moth

Zasp and Mothiva: #runaway wasp, #theater moth

Gen and Eri: #blue-necker ant, #green-necker ant

Fuff and Vanessa: #ultimax, #vanessa

Just to be clear: this is a fictionkin blog. There is no difference between 'mod' and 'Hoaxe'.

[leif-snakemouth]

Wasp hatred so stupid. Saw someone talking about how their mindless killers, looked over and zasp was on his back reading a book on the couch.

Educate yourselves.

[hoaxe]

Killers? Eh. Mindless? Yeah most of the time for Yellowjackets at least

[leif-snakemouth]

We remember again why we don’t go out of our way to hang out with you.

[hoaxe]

:(

Um...support your local pollinators and natural pest control?

[leif-snakemouth]

You can’t backtrack calling the wasp population mindless.

[vi-not-violet]

Or trying to conquer the entire world

[leif-snakemouth]

That too, mostly the speciesism though.

[hoaxe]

Well, they can't backtrack what they did to me either. I'm trying, okay?

[leif-snakemouth]

Wasp hatred so stupid. Saw someone talking about how their mindless killers, looked over and zasp was on his back reading a book on the couch.

Educate yourselves.

[hoaxe]

Killers? Eh. Mindless? Yeah most of the time for Yellowjackets at least

[leif-snakemouth]

We remember again why we don’t go out of our way to hang out with you.

[hoaxe]

:(

Um...support your local pollinators and natural pest control?

[leif-snakemouth]

Wasp hatred so stupid. Saw someone talking about how their mindless killers, looked over and zasp was on his back reading a book on the couch.

Educate yourselves.

[hoaxe]

Killers? Eh. Mindless? Yeah most of the time for Yellowjackets at least

[brainman1987]

Usurper who????

[segamascott]

[lupineveil]

ALTERHUMANITY ASK GAME!!! ⬇️

I made an ask game for alllll the alterhumans out there, I hope these questions are general enough for anyone to answer them? reblog this and ask your friends/moots these questions! /nf

🎏 1. Firstly, what’s your highest kintype/theriotype/hearttype?

🍀 2. Do you consider yourself alterhuman, nonhuman, a therian, otherkin, otherhearted, fictionkin or something else?

🌀 3. What year/what age did your alterhuman identity awaken?

🍊 4. What’s your favorite part about being alterhuman (more specifically your kintype/theriotype/hearttype)?

🎣 5. What’s your least favorite thing about being alterhuman?

🪞6. What about yourself do you think reflects your kintypes/theriotypes/hearttypes?

🐾 7. Do you use gear to express yourself? If so what’s your favorite thing to use for that?

🎭 8. What’s your favorite activity/thing to do to feel closer to your alterhumanity?

🥐 9. Do you like getting to know other alterhumans? If so what’s your favorite part of it?

🧃 10. What made you realize that you are your kintype/theriotype/hearttype?

🏵️ 11. Is there anything in your life that you think impacts your alterhumanity? Either positively or negatively

🐬 12. If you are a social creature, do you wish to have a pack of other alterhumans to call your good friends/family?

🥮 13. What’s a kintype/theriotype/hearttype that you are not but you find really fascinating and cool?

[alterhuman-tendencies]

My highest kintypes are leopard seal, wolf, and dragon!

I consider myself a nonhuman! (I'm a physical nonhuman)

I awakened when I was 11, right as puberty hit

My favorite part about my kintypes is that they allow me to understand some animals more than the average person

My least favorite thing is the phantom shifts and prey drives, they can make things hard

I think my love for the cold, my taste in seafood and red meat, and my love of being outside when it's not too hot reflect my kintypes!

I do use gear to express myself! I usually wear it to music concerts and public outings

My favorite activity that I do to connect with a couple of my kintypes is go swimming in a pool or going to the beach

I LOVE getting to know other alterhumans! My favorite part about it is knowing there's other people like me out there and that I'm not alone

Phantom shifts, one mental shift as I was first awakening, memories, and instincts!

Not having alterhuman friends in person, it makes me feel alone and sad

For me, a pack is my family or very close friends, none of which are alterhumans, so no, not really, as packs are more the people I'm closest to

A kintype I find really cool are insects! They probably have a very different experience from a lot of the community, and I find it really interesting and cool!

[hoaxe]

This is so cool! I'm gonna put my answers since I'm (technically?) an insect, and I find dragons really cool!

My highest (and only so far, though I am kinsidering someone else) kintype is Hoaxe/the Wasp King from Bug Fables. And since he was a conopid fly, I also feel that I was a conopid fly and I feel close to flies in general.

I consider myself fictionkin, specifically past life fictionkin.

Just a few months ago, early 2026.

My favorite part is that I can kind of tap into the personality/passions that I used to have. Reconnecting with my previous self also means broadening my horizons in this life; cleaning comes easier, I don't take shit from people quite as often, and I know the value of a good bluff.

My least favorite thing is Why Don't I Remember. Also no more fire magic or Sapling power or everything that I miss from my time after I left Bugaria.

It is difficult to understate my love of fire. Also I have problems with authority, feel like I'm getting cheated at every place of work (but who doesn't these days?), and feel like I'm sneaking around and intruding on everywhere I go.

I do have a cheap red mantle that I wear when I'm feeling more like my previous self. I'm working on a replica of my crown but foam is difficult.

I like burning incense and playing with the smoke to feel closer to the magic I used to have. I also like learning about and interacting with insects.

I haven't really gotten to know any other alterhumans as of yet (I've been much more of a lurker), but I would like to! It's also been fun to get to know the Bug Fables RP community (disclaimer: I know RPing isn't always looked upon fondly by the fictionkin community, but my identity is still real even if I do RP with it; I've always been an RPer and it just felt right to merge these two parts of myself).

I'm a big literary buff, I love analyzing themes and motifs. Something about Hoaxe as a character with a role in the story bugged (hah) me, but I couldn't put my finger on it until I realized that I was trying to analyze something deeply personal. I had dreams where I was Hoaxe, and in the waking world, I remembered the alterhuman community and did some research. Meditation brought up some of my memories and it was less of a realization and more of a gradual acceptance.

Hatred toward flies and insects in general, really. Also the stigma around past lives; that's helped somewhat by having a spiritual community, but I haven't told them about this life since I don't think they would get it.

No no no no no I am not a social creature, I spent ten years in a eusocial nest and let me tell you. No. Friends are nice though.

I have always loved dragons of every type. I've got a bunch of dragon plushies and figurines and wall art in addition to my insect stuff. I also find any kintypes around divinity or concepts very interesting, I feel so very lucky that there are so many beings around that can give voice to things I never even thought of.

[hoaxe]

Sometimes I think about how there are literally other bugs in Bugaria that liberally brainwash innocent people against their will and they get off scot-free because...why? They're prettier? They provide a more glamorous service than I did? I don't know, it's always felt like so many others just get away with things that I can't.

[zasp-and-mothiva]

Okay, I'm having a bit of trouble here. When I ate the leaf of the Sapling, I fought you two and Leif, correct? Leif was obviously the one that froze me. But which of you two hit me with some kind of blunt ranged weapon to the face, and which one of you, like...threw me into the air with your head?

Because whoever did that second one, it was hilarious.

- Hoaxe

Hmm, I don't remember that happening...

That's true, we just fought you like we normally do?

[hoaxe]

Then why can't I remember how you 'normally' fight?

Did one of you give me a concussion or something?

[zasp-and-mothiva]

[Zasp and Mothiva are palette swapped by the way, this is Mothiva speaking]

Maybe it's because we only fought there? How would you know what our attacks usually look like?

[hoaxe]

Wha—you—you weren't red before! And oh, goodness, Zasp looks like one of those Bald-Faced Yellowjackets! Am I going crazy?!

I think I would know what your attacks look like—we faced off in Ant Palace and before I even ate the leaf! And you beat me so bad that I turned into a tree! I'm usually not one to forget key information about my enemies...

[zasp-and-mothiva]

Okay, I'm having a bit of trouble here. When I ate the leaf of the Sapling, I fought you two and Leif, correct? Leif was obviously the one that froze me. But which of you two hit me with some kind of blunt ranged weapon to the face, and which one of you, like...threw me into the air with your head?

Because whoever did that second one, it was hilarious.

- Hoaxe

Hmm, I don't remember that happening...

That's true, we just fought you like we normally do?

[hoaxe]

Then why can't I remember how you 'normally' fight?

Did one of you give me a concussion or something?

[hoaxe]

Hoaxe Leif forgot about everyone and everyone forgot about Vi and Kabbu. Do with that what you will

I hope to everything that's good that neither of those conditions are contagious.

Are these...'Vi' and 'Kabbu' people dangerous?

[leif-snakemouth]

One thing about no longer being in the same... genus... is that we can now eat poison. Arsenic is reeeeeal fucking tasty.

[vi-not-violet]

Don’t-

Sweet Venus you KNOW how bad my impulses are!

[leif-snakemouth]

It tastes like a slightly spicy sweet and tangy powder-

cyanide is also amazingly sweet

[hoaxe]

...I am immortal. I'm going to be in a lot of pain, aren't I?

I just can't resist the idea of something spicy, sweet, and tangy all at once.

[leif-snakemouth]

It probably would be extremely unpleasant and not worth a in all honesty. Should do it tho it’s an amazing flavor as said.

[number1greenrangerfan]

Please do not eat poison? That is a extremely bad idea, even if you are immortal or what-not!

[leif-snakemouth]

It’s not poison for us.

(Leif says eating fries dipped in a strange off grey sauce)

[zasp-and-mothiva]

Leif, what are you eating. And can I try it.

[leif-snakemouth]

……. This would kill you in the most painful way imaginable.

(Leif takes another bite)

… so fucking good though…. Sorry….

[hoaxe]

...I'll do it as soon as anyone in Bugaria lets the Wasp King get his hands on arsenic. I'll pass on the cyanide though.

[leif-snakemouth]

We got a quest to go out to the giants place later this week, we could drop off some spicy fries and dip.

[hoaxe]

That would be most helpful indeed. I'll have some mystery berries ready for you, if you'd like? I imagine you'd be immune to the negative effects of those as well, and they're quite savory.

[leif-snakemouth]

Sounds good- we’ll drop off our stuff behind the large crystal.

[hoaxe]

Very well. I'll put together a little 'Giant's Lair goody box' and leave it there for you.

[leif-snakemouth]

One thing about no longer being in the same... genus... is that we can now eat poison. Arsenic is reeeeeal fucking tasty.

[vi-not-violet]

Don’t-

Sweet Venus you KNOW how bad my impulses are!

[leif-snakemouth]

It tastes like a slightly spicy sweet and tangy powder-

cyanide is also amazingly sweet

[hoaxe]

...I am immortal. I'm going to be in a lot of pain, aren't I?

I just can't resist the idea of something spicy, sweet, and tangy all at once.

[leif-snakemouth]

It probably would be extremely unpleasant and not worth a in all honesty. Should do it tho it’s an amazing flavor as said.

[number1greenrangerfan]

Please do not eat poison? That is a extremely bad idea, even if you are immortal or what-not!

[leif-snakemouth]

It’s not poison for us.

(Leif says eating fries dipped in a strange off grey sauce)

[zasp-and-mothiva]

Leif, what are you eating. And can I try it.

[leif-snakemouth]

……. This would kill you in the most painful way imaginable.

(Leif takes another bite)

… so fucking good though…. Sorry….

[hoaxe]

...I'll do it as soon as anyone in Bugaria lets the Wasp King get his hands on arsenic. I'll pass on the cyanide though.

[leif-snakemouth]

We got a quest to go out to the giants place later this week, we could drop off some spicy fries and dip.

[hoaxe]

That would be most helpful indeed. I'll have some mystery berries ready for you, if you'd like? I imagine you'd be immune to the negative effects of those as well, and they're quite savory.

[leif-snakemouth]

One thing about no longer being in the same... genus... is that we can now eat poison. Arsenic is reeeeeal fucking tasty.

[vi-not-violet]

Don’t-

Sweet Venus you KNOW how bad my impulses are!

[leif-snakemouth]

It tastes like a slightly spicy sweet and tangy powder-

cyanide is also amazingly sweet

[hoaxe]

...I am immortal. I'm going to be in a lot of pain, aren't I?

I just can't resist the idea of something spicy, sweet, and tangy all at once.

[leif-snakemouth]

It probably would be extremely unpleasant and not worth a in all honesty. Should do it tho it’s an amazing flavor as said.

[number1greenrangerfan]

Please do not eat poison? That is a extremely bad idea, even if you are immortal or what-not!

[leif-snakemouth]

It’s not poison for us.

(Leif says eating fries dipped in a strange off grey sauce)

[zasp-and-mothiva]

Leif, what are you eating. And can I try it.

[leif-snakemouth]

……. This would kill you in the most painful way imaginable.

(Leif takes another bite)

… so fucking good though…. Sorry….

[hoaxe]

...I'll do it as soon as anyone in Bugaria lets the Wasp King get his hands on arsenic. I'll pass on the cyanide though.

[leif-snakemouth]

One thing about no longer being in the same... genus... is that we can now eat poison. Arsenic is reeeeeal fucking tasty.

[vi-not-violet]

Don’t-

Sweet Venus you KNOW how bad my impulses are!

[leif-snakemouth]

It tastes like a slightly spicy sweet and tangy powder-

cyanide is also amazingly sweet

[hoaxe]

...I am immortal. I'm going to be in a lot of pain, aren't I?

I just can't resist the idea of something spicy, sweet, and tangy all at once.

[number1greenrangerfan]

(Very good summary of gun safety!)

[hoaxe]

It is always those who don't wish to wield great power that are the most responsible with it. I commend you for your caution. In fact, it relieves me so to see you not...doing the many things that the Wasps would do with their mechanized weapons.

Let's find the bullets together, shall we? Then we can unload it and you can decide what you want to do with the gun and bullets.

[hoaxe]

Have you and Leif ever like, spared or done battles together while you two did cards or were hanging out or something?

Unfortunately, Leif and I don't hang out. I think it has something to do with the fact that I set their home kingdom on fire and interfered severely with their queen's life work. Likewise, I wasn't fond of being chased through the Giant's Lair and beaten so severely that I had to encase myself in bark, bluff my way out of it, and go into hiding.

Nevertheless, it's an intriguing idea. I don't know how to play Spy Cards, and it would be nice to learn. I'm less intrigued by the possibility of a physical spar; I've always liked to keep my violence to only what's necessary. But hanging out might be nice if we could ever get past our previous differences. I've never really gotten the chance to know Leif, their team, or any of the other explorers as people.