Nobody likes Milhouse

For your procrastination

[tweepirate]

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[dogpuppy]

[convelocity]

Leap of faith

Grab prints here

[dogpuppy]

[babushkaat]

[kittybroker]

These bright shining stars of the market now coming in for the radiant price of only $453.90!

[yorgen-sh]

how to open a bag of rice correctly

[kilncreatures]

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

[dog-titz]

hey I liked ur guys so much I transparented them

[kilnspammail]

WOAH

[dog-titz]

sorry they're discord emotes now

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy 2026!

[natequarter]

[ID: photos of the same person spelling out the year with her hair, from 2008 to 2026. /end ID]

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[frontmansdefender]

if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

[parasitoidism]

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

[unstablecryptid]

Orville Peck

Paper magazine 2024

[english-history-trip]

[carolsturka]

1.09: "La Chica O El Mundo"