Advanced Passenger Train

They/them. TME. Marxist-Leninist.

[gazeldhazel]

does sex even feel good

[gazeldhazel]

i dont like biting or being hurt so that suggestion doesnt work for me, i cant have the kind of sex that's just beating the shit out of each other

[parkchanwoohoo]

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

what a convenient timeline moment lol

[1dietcokeinacan]

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

[thesituation]

how it feels to remember charlie kirk got an undignified, violent death ^

[advanced-passenger-train]

How it feels to remember charlie kirk got ventilated in front of a live studio audience and became a meme within minutes of his death

[uesp]

This is the eighth anniversary of the official announcement teaser of The Elder Scrolls VI.

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[advanced-passenger-train]

Does anybody want me

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[advanced-passenger-train]

I can't remember the last time I went to California on purpose

[oceanking]

I just made this meme. I hope yall like it

[studentofetherium]

imagine if, after writing Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling had a change of heart and started decrying books about wizards as degenerate filth before she started doing all the TERF stuff. and in between all her posts about hating minorities, she would always stop to mention how much she hates Harry Potter and she regrets that she wrote it. but despite this, you still have people clinging to the books as they do now, insisting that they're so good and so important to them. and JKR keeps telling people that they're wrong, and normal people keep saying "why do you guys care so much about this?" and JKR just keeps making known her hatred of the thing that made her famous. but then, a decade or two later, after she's spent so much time trying to tell people to stop caring about Harry Potter, she decides that she needs more money, so she releases some sequel books which are obviously AI generated, and that left everyone who still cared about it unsatisfied. this post is about Varg Vikernes

[solahifuefos]

Haven't heard of this guy before, so I googled to see what books he wrote and

oh okay

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[jazzw4ve]

fascinating data. having picked through the notes these are the groups of people i tended to notice:

1. Post Understanders: people who read the whole post, voted 11, and are chuckling at the results

2. Good Sports: people who got bamboozled and are reflecting on their own habits, often with an air of exaggerated self-deprecation

3. Silly Goofy Pranksters: people who read the post but then voted for something other than 11. unclear how many of these there actually are or what their motives were.

4. Lucky Souls: people who didn't read the post but picked 11 out of sheer chance. reactions vary but i can't imagine there are too many of these.

5. Defensive Skinmers: people trying to rationalize why they didn't read the paragraph at the top of the post before interacting with it, often citing something like text size. i'm sorry but you need to be more like group 2. the instructions were at the very top, and if you read even the third sentence of that paragraph you would notice something is up. three sentences! is that so hard? do better, please

6. Clueless: still don't get it after voting?? like seeing the insane skew after trying to make a bell curve, rather than thinking "hm maybe there's a reason why the data looks like this" they instead chastise other voters for not making the bell curve, indicating they still have not read the post or really any of the notes around it.

7. Voted On Accident: wow tumblr mobile kinda sucks huh

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[pondwitch]

recently generated a dwarf fortress world and went to start an adventurer but the only options were human and elf. confused, i decided to investigate the history of the world through legends mode. i learned that

-dwarves went extinct towards the dawn of time -almost every character was a were-tapir -there was a blind forgotten beast named Gabe -a goblin who lived to be 3 years old was deemed by the game to be one of the most important people in this world’s history -several artifacts were made by a great necromancer who lived before the dawn of time who was also an actual giraffe -did i mention everyone was a fucking were-tapir

[communistojousama]

I think the biggest problem with Tumblr discourse around "propaganda" is that Tumblr crackers internally define "propaganda" as "nonwhites (yes including Russians) engaging in political speech that I disagree with" and nothing else