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My sister just told me how to say "I love you" in sign language

So I went up to my boyfriend Rod when he was chatting with Pumpki, gave him the message, and ran away, hehehe, he's gonna love it

#clyde the wolf #parody account #haha #he loves me #and I love him #wonder if she'll actually tell him #I hope so #she's not that mean right

pumpkin-in-a-cottage

You know, bullying Clyde made me feel better about the weight I've gained from the pregnancy

Everyone should bully Clyde more

hobowolf123

Even my bfs???

#parody account #clyde the wolf #wtf #I thought we were chillin #why'd you go and pull this #what

I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship

#parody account #clyde the wolf #haha #ayyy #yeah you know me #I am the biggest man around here

Hey lol I found my poster

#parody account #clyde the wolf #hehehe #I look handsome tbh #my gang has their own poster but they're all in it #they don't like that #but yeah

Hello everybody!

I hope you're all having a blessedly good day!

Enjoy yourselves as well as your time with your loved ones!

#parody account #Clive the sheep #joy to you all #thank you for talking to us #it's nice to be heard #:3

Jesus Christ life is too stressful rn

I need the wig.

#parody account #clyde the wolf #give me a minute #he'll probably be nicer #don't judge me #okay???

He's gonna be alright

He might have to sit in bed for a month but yeah he'll be fine

#parody account #clyde the wolf #phew #uhm #idk if I can ever see them again #I don't know if they're still mad #for what I did #sigh

FuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuckFuckfuck

#parody account #clyde the wolf #please let him be okay #don't take away my friend #c'mon

FUCKIN

My POS sister told me I got chosen to model for some of her bs stuff

She told me to put on a maid outfit and wait outside

THE DOOR IS FUCKING LOCKED AND SHE SAID SHE CALLED MY BFS TO PICK ME UP ILL FUCKING GET HER

#parody account #clyde the wolf #SHE EVEN GAVE ME A FEATHER DUSTER #GRAGAGAHGAGAHAGAGAHGAG #I'M GOING TO HIT SMBDY #GRAAAAAAHGHH

Haha

Cinder doesn't know I keep stealing snacks from the guards in his warehouse heheheh

I mean some other stuff got taken but it wasn't me

#parody account #clyde the wolf #prolly sleeping on the couch now #he still loves me #surprised the guards haven't caught the other guy #I think some of these guys are dead

hobowolf123

Fuck I think I'm getting fat

nachotacobull

What did I do??

hobowolf123

STOP BEING A GOOD COOK

#parody account #clyde the wolf #grrr #I hate how good your food is

Fuck I think I'm getting fat

#parody account #clyde the wolf #Ugghhh #I blame you rod #yeah you

Stupid Cinder

Stupid Rod

Giving me love and attention and cookies and treats and empanadas then taking me to a therapist

My greed was my downfall

#parody account #clyde the wolf #HATED IT #HE MADE ME TALK #ABOUT THINGS #BLEH

Haha Bfs found me on a chair about to throw rope over a fan fuck my life I can't even end it properly

#parody account #clyde the wolf #uugghhhh #kill me #please #I'll pay you

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

Hi we've been inactive because Blossom almost fucking killed herself and we all got admitted into a psych ward - 🔥

hobowolf123

Youuuu need somebody to bail you out?

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

"Durrrr look at meeee, I'm totally not the reason behind said admission dur de durrr" dumbass, fuck off 😒 - 🌸

hobowolf123

Can't I be allowed to try and fix things??

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

Fuck off before I tell Fallon istg - 🌸

hobowolf123

Please?

I'll do anything to fix this

I just want one more chance to do good and I won't screw it up

I won't

#parody account #I have a house now #and a sister who I secretly steal money from #I can give you both #not the sister part the money part

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

Hi we've been inactive because Blossom almost fucking killed herself and we all got admitted into a psych ward - 🔥

hobowolf123

Youuuu need somebody to bail you out?

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

"Durrrr look at meeee, I'm totally not the reason behind said admission dur de durrr" dumbass, fuck off 😒 - 🌸

hobowolf123

Can't I be allowed to try and fix things??

#parody account #clyde the wolf #please #I'm sorry #i didn't mean to #I just got scared

threeorphansinatrenchcoat

Hi we've been inactive because Blossom almost fucking killed herself and we all got admitted into a psych ward - 🔥

hobowolf123

Youuuu need somebody to bail you out?

#parody account #clyde the wolf #hiii #hehe #uhm #:3?

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