Why did Clyde tell me he wants to milk me in sign language
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@nachotacobull
Why did Clyde tell me he wants to milk me in sign language
I like to think I'm the biggest man in the relationship
Mi amor
No
You are quite literally the shortest out of the three of us
@nachotacobull @corpses-to-ashes420
I apologize but Pumpki will be unable to move properly for the rest of the week.
If you wish to see her you'll have to pick her up yourself.
... Literally.
Damn yall got to it
Hello everybody!
I hope you're all having a blessedly good day!
Enjoy yourselves as well as your time with your loved ones!
This is somehow more concerning
Trish stole a poster of some weird goat lady wrestler and stuffed it in her own room
Should we be concerned
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Oh that's just a poster of my sister
No you don't need to be concerned
She's being a simp
Because she's practicing asking it out
Lord help this woman
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Oh, then that's a different story..uhhhh hm.
Trish stole a poster of some weird goat lady wrestler and stuffed it in her own room
Should we be concerned
- 💰
Oh that's just a poster of my sister
No you don't need to be concerned
FUCKIN
My POS sister told me I got chosen to model for some of her bs stuff
She told me to put on a maid outfit and wait outside
THE DOOR IS FUCKING LOCKED AND SHE SAID SHE CALLED MY BFS TO PICK ME UP ILL FUCKING GET HER
I'm sure you look cute at least
Fuck I think I'm getting fat
What did I do??
STOP BEING A GOOD COOK
Mmm
Nah
Fuck I think I'm getting fat
What did I do??
Haha Bfs found me on a chair about to throw rope over a fan fuck my life I can't even end it properly
Babe, you're not killing yourself.
Best friend is getting married literally the day after she proposed
What the hell are sapphics on
Pumpki told me she has something evil planned
Dear mother mary-
@corpses-to-ashes420 @nachotacobull
Help the feral squirrel is coming to beat my ass
Also I saw somebody driving a giant cardboard cake to her house
And balloons
And a bouncy castle
Also there's
Okay wait yeah it's the bunnies
The bunnies are gonna have a party
Oo party
I THINK AT PUMPKI'S HOUSE BUT SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T NOTICE BECAUSE I SEE HER COMING AROUND THE BLOCK TO KICK MY ASS
I think you're going crazy-
@corpses-to-ashes420 @nachotacobull
Help the feral squirrel is coming to beat my ass
Also I saw somebody driving a giant cardboard cake to her house
And balloons
And a bouncy castle
Also there's
Okay wait yeah it's the bunnies
The bunnies are gonna have a party
Feral squirrel?
I bought myself a cake with some money I had bc I forgot it was my birthday last week
But then again nobody would care
P.S I hit one of those weird dudes with a bat and they sorta just backed up??? Dumbasses tf you expect tryna sell me Jesus
Oh shit it was your birthday?
Yeah but like you and Cinder shouldn't worry I keep forgetting it sometimes because my mom never really left me with a birth certificate so
I mean, we can still celebrate it
I bought myself a cake with some money I had bc I forgot it was my birthday last week
But then again nobody would care
P.S I hit one of those weird dudes with a bat and they sorta just backed up??? Dumbasses tf you expect tryna sell me Jesus
Oh shit it was your birthday?
So turns out Trish wasn't intending on introducing me to my current bf that one night
She was there to stare at some other dumbass wrestler
Whatever
Bet she couldn't beat Rod in a fight
Weird ass goat
That goat is my sister
And she's actually a sheep-bull hybrid