I'm Back, Britches

Sorry for being whimsical and peculiar and going on outlandish and mystifying quests and causing mischief... it Will happen again.

[hociconita]

Was told I need to come back to Tumblr so I will try. One more into the breach.

[sm64mario]

Today, Mario is going to go to your house!

[greendude2009]

No

[sm64mario]

Okay!

[sm64mario]

Tomorrow, Mario is going to go to your house?

[hociconita]

Sorry I don't think this is gonna work out. The sex was amazing but you couldn't spot the 4 dolphins in my framed Dolphins optical illusion which is pretty much an instant deal breaker for me. Great balls tho!

[dailyflicks]

Come to me. Leave these others…and come to me.  Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[horrorfilmgifs]

CANDYMAN (1992) dir. Bernard Rose

[hociconita]

"is this anything?" baby this is everything

[hociconita]

Me to my daughter when I find her bewitched in both a state pinkness and equine-quality:

God, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[hociconita]

Labia Majora's Mask

[judgeposting]

They don't have pussy in England

[hociconita]

“Now THAT is a woman!” I say looking at a man in a wig

[hociconita]

In a lot of ways being a transexual is my ultimate dedication to the bit

[toritea]

who wants a girl loser femme gf? 🫣 asking for a friend

[hociconita]

I am not at work at all actually unless by "at work" you mean "thinking about women"

[lostcryptids]

I've always loved the alien 3 promo stuff that say "THE BITCH IS BACK" so I made a design inspired by it

[hociconita]

This would be the sexiest little crop top

[homosexuanal]

Taylor swift fans heads would explode if they heard a 5'10 middle aged trucker shitting in a public bathroom

[hociconita]

I'm so proud of transsexuals

[hociconita]

you look like a ratatouille fan (derogatory)