I’ll Text You, Okay?

A Check Please comic side blog! I write fanfiction

[muddiedfoxglove]

Two different responses about two VERY different babies

[omgpoindexter]

just like holster says….. WE’RE SO BACK!!!! (plus more fun stuff under the cut)

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[fffuckthelaxbros]

Vincenzo Campi’s The Pie Eaters‚ 1585

[gansey-like]

when were all these hockey romances first published because i feel we need to give credit to the og og check please fans please stand up. pretty sure jack zimmerman invented kissing your boyfriend on the ice after you win the stanley cup

[asterlark]

1. What Were You Gonna Say Before Deflecting Eric Richard Bittle

2. bitty assuming he won't see jack all summer and potentially for longer. jack assuming bitty knew he'd drive up before the season started. there's something here about bitty's abandonment issues and how he assumes jack won't wanna make time to see him but also how jack is so giving with his love (and also so bad at communicating his feelings) that upon hearing this he's just like what? of course i'll come see you. of course of course of course i will.

eric "who could love me" bittle versus jack "i love him on purpose" zimmermann and jack "i am unworthy" zimmermann versus eric "i love him on purpose" bittle

[skinneybonboni]

Half of the drawings I did for the zine the rest are in the zine's link @omgzineplease

[requiemforthewolves]

I really love the way RWRB cast an actor that was a lot taller than Alex's canonical height and played it completely straight, but if we get a Check Please show I want the actor who plays Bitty to be even shorter. Make that man 5'2" and surrounded by giants. I want him to have to stand on a box just to be seen in close up shots. This role is for short kings only

[aristocrating]

bitty: how was the hangout with kent, honey?

jack: oh, it was good. he had a friend over. doja, i think her name was? she seemed nice.

bitty: doja... cat?

jack: i think that was her last name, yeah.

bitty:

[forfuckssakejim]

The first Falconers game after Bitty and Jack get married, the falconers pull off a big prank on them. In which every player on the starting line (and everyone else) is introduced as [Last Name]-Bittle. Like in that friends episode where Courtney gets married and asked for the opening credits to be changed to CoxArquette to show it and instead they changed everyones last name to Arquette

And they all have jerseys made special for that first game and Jack is laughing the whole game and Bittle’s in the line up just cheering on everyone.

At the end the Falconers social media channel posts a picture with everyone in their Bittle jersey and the caption is like “The Falconers and their husband, food network star and author Eric Bittle”

[aristocrating]

constantly thinking about how each member of the SMH team has some sort of reality-bending power that somehow relates to their personality. ransom and holster have their own Hockey Shit pocket dimension, bitty can instant-bake, dex can macgyver anything, nursey can (seemingly?) teleport? (though its probably just related to a supernatural ability to annoy dex) and jack can just manifest hockey anywhere he goes

and johnson obviously has his whole Deadpool medium awareness thing going on

one day i will write a superhero AU centered around these stupidly specific details

[ohyoufool]

If omgcp took place today, HOTTOGO would be on the Haus party playlist and Bitty would lead the dance HAMMERED from on top of the pong table every Kegster. It would become a phenomenon known across the greater boston metropolis area.

[facewithoutheart]

I know I know… Bitty would have loved Cowboy Carter. But also. Maybe. Bitty would have LOVED Chappell Roan. Just like. Okay. Picture him teaching the Falconers “Hot to Go” for a tiktok. Tater would be getting all the letters wrong but with such enthusiasm. Jack would be trying to make the best G with his arms. Picture it.

[dr-book]

tabloids now: nhl superstar jack zimmermann spotted on the streets with mysterious blonde

jack: this is my BOYFRIEND

tabloids in 10 years: baking channel superstar eric bittle spotted on the streets with mysterious brunette

bitty: this is my HUSBAND

[horribleprotagonist]

dex pining after openly out nursey, it's a classic we all love it okay BUT!!!!!!!! have we considered the far superior nursey pining after an openly queer dex??? will comes to Samwell after growing up in small town conservative Maine and dealing with homophobia on his Jr hockey teams and he decides he's not gonna hide at college he wants to be the role model he needed as a kid. and he absolutely Thrives!!! he's open and out and Radiant and he makes casual queer jokes with bitty and nursey (who is either closeted or hasn't realized his own identity yet) is just obsessed with him but doesn't understand Why so he just continues sulking and maybe staring a dex a bit too long during practice......

[bittysthesis]

the fact that jack is 5 years older than bitty is so inspired because it means that when jack was going through the worst years of his life, bitty was in middle school... neither of them got through 2009 unscathed

[bittysthesis]

jack: *opening up to bitty about how awful and traumatic his life was when he was 18*

jack: it was really tough.... anyways what were you up to haha

bitty: I was in middle school

jack: oh that's worse

[jam-heathen]

I have no justification for thinking this but when they finally get together Dex's name in Nursey's phone becomes Beef because that's how you'd say bf out loud. Dex does not regret being in love but he may regret learning that specific bit of information

[jam-heathen]

Dex changes Nursey's name to "Fellow Associate" because it's the only thing he can think of to get the same reaction that Nursey got out of him

[alicechugstea]

the best canon that we have been blessed with is the fact that eric bittle (despite his initial fears of checking) when pushed hard enough (aka beyonce or baking) will NOT hesitate to KICK anyone and anything standing in his way and that it takes SEVERAL BIG BOY BITCHES to keep him just contained! Not stopped, only *contained.*

canonically takes at LEAST 3 people to hold him down.

Incident 1 (shitty, holster, ransom) - jack: why is beyonce so important?

Incident 2 (Bully, Louis, hopper) - do NOT let this bad boy bake!

in this household we stan bitty the beast.