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Hockey tumblr for mistresscurvy. I like the Penguins and Brodeur-era Devils. I call my favorite people muffins.

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Sid/Geno Exchange

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The Sid/Geno Exchange posted last Saturday, and I got THE MOST delightful fic: I don’t think I can stop this jealousy. It’s 3K of slow burn revelation of feelings spurred on by Geno’s real yet gentle jealousy of Jack Johnson joining the Penguins and his fear of competing with anyone for Sid’s affections, and the Geno voice is fantastic and ugh I loved it a LOT. This week has been insane for me and I haven’t had a chance to read anything else in the collection yet but there are SO MANY fics that look absolutely delicious and I will be REPORTING BACK once I’ve gotten to dive into them (hopefully tonight!). Anyway enjoy the fics and staring at Sidney’s beautiful face at the Awards tonight and only three more months until preseason!!!! <3 

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Media Availability | 2019 NHL Awards June 18, 2019

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Never thought I’d see the day when Rossi said sensible things, but there you go. Let’s never speak of this again.

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Crosby Was Not Pleased

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Best short story ever written #TradeYohe

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#these ‘trade rumors’ were always dumb as shit #for precisely the reasons stated in the article #geno has a no move #he’s not going anywhere unless HE wants to #and since the rumors were 'pens looking to trade’ #and not #'geno looking to move’ #then these rumors were always beyond stupid #and please imagine what 'crosby was not pleased’ probably looked like #sid knows better than anyone what geno can do #what kind of player he is #what kind of MAN he is #and what it must feel like to be having a 'low’ point in your career #and then have to deal with bullshit that makes it seem like you’re not wanted #or you’re not valued #remember how geno stood up for sid during his concussion #and stopped all that talk about replacing sid as captain #by just saying 'sid is the captain’ and walking out like a fucking boss?? #those geno trade rumors were really picking up steam y'all #it wasn’t just the local media #national US and canadian media had picked up the rumors too #and then all of a sudden #no more trade talk #i would pay money to know what sid said and to whom (via @fahbee)

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Open Doors Day | May 8, 2019

© Anton Novoderezhkin | TASS

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I wrote this to comfort myself in the aftermath of Sunday’s game. ~1.7k, rated G, fluff, blini, and Game of Thrones.

The sound of his phone ringing pulled Zhenya from his Counter-Strike fugue. He’d set his phone to Do Not Disturb and there were only a few people who could get through. A glance at the screen showed Sid’s name.

Zhenya took off his headset and abandoned his game. He would probably die and his teammates would be pissed. Oh well.

He scrambled to answer the phone before it stopped ringing. “Hi, Sid.”

“Hey, G.” Sid sounded tired, but it was so good to hear his voice. Talking to him on the phone always gave Zhenya the same feeling as talking with him in bed at night as they fell asleep, like they had temporarily absconded to some parallel universe where no one could see or bother them. “You want to come over? Game of Thrones is on in an hour.”

Zhenya hated that stupid show. There were too many characters to keep track of, and everyone had a bizarre accent that rendered the dialogue almost incomprehensible to him. At least there were tits sometimes.

Sid, accurately interpreting Zhenya’s hesitation, said, “I’ll make crepes. Uh, blini.”

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sid on adidas hockey instagram

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Uhhhh.

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our big family feast

[maljic]

#27 Nick

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Sid with Cully‘s boys

[ehghtyseven]

sid and geno get one on target (and hit someone) and couldn’t be more pleased with themselves about it

[maljic]

Matt Murray forever wins against the Rangers

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geno, anna, & nikita | PIT vs CBJ | 03.16.2019

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*soft russian mumblings*

geno & nikita malkin | PIT vs STL | 03.16.2019