bigs my eyes greenly at you

beware of me getting rpf with it. there is hockey (real) and then there is hockey (mind palace). mainblog korovievs

[hockeysemiotics]

how do these planes keep hitting the wacklin towers. unbelievable

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seb, 26, she

please do NAWT repost anything on twitter or tiktok. will block empty blogs

i am a gay person and leftist and want to abolish patriarchy and gender and all forms of oppression etc etc. please do not take any jokes i make here as indicative of real life views or politics

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[hockeysemiotics]

stingpong thesis

[hockeysemiotics]

been looking at the l*nsky related posts and real question was i genuinely the only one who had her shooter in my comments. like pleese i feel crazy. this happened to someone else too right. it can’t have been only me

[superhaenyra]

guy who goes limp and likes to let himself be pushed around x guy who's unafraid to be grabby and put people where he wants them

[careersincombat]

the making of sam dickinson - dec 2025

[boysharkmack]

gnoah gnoah gknoauhgh

[smittysgmail]

“..mack” and he just comes over straight away

[boysharkmack]

sting pong but mack nails will on the ass and then makes him bend over and pull his shorts down to inspect the damage

[ohgodshutit]

he called mack over just so they could skate away together? someone give that baby his pacifier RIGHT NOW.

how it went for me

[celtrived]

whats up beautiful mind if i turn you into a bouncy ball and slam you as hard as i can against the ground

[unoqlo]

Post-Practice (11/14/25) (-)

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[hockeysemiotics]

stingpong. mack pelts will so hard that he heaves in these broken off wet sobs as he quivers and waits. mack feels bad that he’s hard but not bad enough to stop. he slams another one. will arches and cries. will voice all teary: FUCK mack jesus christ. mack: 🤨 don’t take the lords name in vain. will: shut the fuck up take off your shirt it’s my turn. mack smugly: ok smit.OW FUHCK no it’s fine go harder. yeah make em match

[hockeysemiotics]

do u recommend getting into philosophy?

if you like feeling like this then sure

[hockeysemiotics]

wearing a tshirt that says I ❤️ HYPERREALITY AND HOCKEYRPF

[lindaenespanol]

do we think jean baudrillard ever considered the implications his groundbreaking work simulacra and simulation would have on hockey rpf 50 years in the future