Rebecca

Panties off in 30 or whatever Hotch's slogan is ⋆˙⟡ Hotch’s bitch ⟡˙⋆ Requests: Open Masterlist

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About me:

Rebecca ⋆˙⟡ 24 ⋆˙⟡ She/Her ⋆˙⟡ Danish ⋆˙⟡ International business, sales and marketing student ⋆˙⟡ CEO of Military!Reader

── .✦ My door is always open! So feel free to jump into my inbox or Dm's with whatever you want: Requests, horny thoughts, pictures of season 10 Hotch's Moobs, you can also use me as your personal yap receiver... I will probably yap back though.

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Latest: - Updated May. 12th

Jack's best student | [A.H]

Previously on Hoe4Hotchner:

What the little red house remembers | [A.H]

Maple Street | [A.H]

Puppy in a suit | [A.H]

Hotch’s Hypothesis: Pleasure Takes Time | [A.H]

TW: Self harm drabble | [A.H]

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10/10 would not recommend ovulating while on a 2 week trip to another continent with your school

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House keeping at our hotel is insane!! Tell me why you change a trash bag if there’s only a singular tissue in it.

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I find it very rude that the Hyrax we saw today at Karen Blixen’s house didn’t scream at us like the videos I’ve seen of those animals online

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SGB isn't completely useless, he just messaged me that due to my 5 year work anniversary yesterday that I can choose anything I want in the store up to $30 next time I'm at work.

Last I heard they changed it to 10 years, so I wasn't sure I would get anything at all.

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I'm so behind on everything pop culture, but I need y'all to be proud of me:

I finally started watching 9-1-1 after so many of you have recommended it to me over the years 😅🫣

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Question! I thought Eurovision was just European countries? Didn't know Australia was allowed in what???

Short answer is that it was a good business case for the EBU since the Australian broadcaster were getting good viewing numbers since they started broadcasting Eurovision back in the 80's.

So they were granted permission to join for the 60th anniversary show back in 2016 as a courtesy. They had a great result (and I truly think they should've won instead of Ukraine's political song) and the bosses were so impressed with them that they were permitted to continue participating every year since then.

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I feel bad that one of the people supposed to come on the trip suddenly can't come and truly hope that whatever happened that they're okay and that they can get some of their money back...

but tbf they and their friends are kind of stuck up and grouped off and I'm glad that they're gonna be split apart because they've been ruining the mood in class for the past two semesters.

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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your a freak and youll never find love

And you can't spell, so maybe that's something for you to work on before opening your mouth 😉

News flash, I know I'm a freak:

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I fell asleep after work and had a dream about Hotch boss 🫣 And I swear it might've turned into a wet dream if I hadn't woken up

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OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGMMGMGMGGJ!!!!!!!

WE'RE #2 ALONG WITH AUSTRALIA!!!!!

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Stardom screencaps Thomas Gibson as Renny Ohayon

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I wonder if my neighbours hate me right now for all the shrieking that's coming out of my mouth when ever Denmark gets good points!!!!!!! We're on 5th place!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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I'm not even shocked that Sweden is doing so poorly in the jury votes. That song should not have qualified, it is so bad!

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There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

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Note to my future boyfriend/husband:

If he genuinely wants to watch Eurovision with me (he doesn't have to like it, just no complaining about watching it) I will let him have his dick inside me during the whole show.