Of course I can't stop some of y'all ageless blogs from reading my horny posts and can't be really sure that y'all ain't lying about y'all ages, so I'm just gonna say...
Greetings dram dandelion floating in the did bless gentle windeth.
I cometh to thee bearing a boon from l'rd barbatos!
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May the windeth at each moment guideth, protecteth and gaze ov'r thee.
Has't a wond'rful day and farewell!
Salutations, loved one! One is grateful for thy guidance, however, I must inform thee that thine efforts were all in vain. For one is already aware of LunASMR, although this humble one still give thee mine thanks for this great service.
May the thousand winds of Lord Barbatos continue to guide thy noble path to happiness everlasting.
Don't you just want to spoil him silly? Suck his cock and give him so much praise that his head starts to spin? Kiss and worship his body in ways nobody has ever done before? You're driving him insane because you won't let him worship you back.
"But Venti," you said, lips pouting. "I want this. I want this night to be all about you. You can spoil me come morning, I promise. Please let me do this."
You looking at him with such pleading eyes so how could he insist his wish? If kiss him all over is what you want then who is he to deny you your happiness. So he lies there and takes all that you had to offer. You're taking your sweet time, putting him under such sweet, loving torture that he couldn't help but whine your name.
Please, please. Do more. Be more rough to him. He can take it! Just please don't make him wait...!
"Shh. Good things come to those who wait. I love you."
Your soft proclamation of love actually made him have a small orgasm, your hand that was stroking him getting coated by his release. He blushed, wishing he could hide his face from your loving, so soft, and so kind gaze. You look at him like he's the most beautiful god to have ever grace the world. You look at him like he's the sun, moon, and stars. The sheer adoration in your eyes kills and revives him all at the same time.
It makes him feel alive. It sets him on fire. You're awakening something in him that he never knew existed. You're unravelling his chains and for once, he can say that he is truly free even as your body is pinning him to your bed.
You held him closer and Barbatos finally felt whole.
OLDER VENTI???????????? Oh my god? Ughhhh older Venti knowing that he is your weakness, and teasing you to no end for it....i kind of hc that the archons can change smaller parts of their appearance at will, so maybe he allows himself to age a bit more and to gain a few inches of height? And looooooves teasing you for "how much shorter you are" than him
This ask was sent to me before I even came up with Eye of the Storm!Reader AU and now I can't stop brainrotting about this but with the AU.
Laughing at myself with how so far off the mark the thing I've written for this ask. But it's my birthday today so whateveeerrrr.
Self indulgent.
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Imagine Venti shifts into an older form, ready to be the tall one for once, but when he pins you to the wall and LOOKS UP at you, he realizes that even though he's now 6-7 foot something, you're still towering over his form.
His smirk falls when he remembers you're standing at 12 foot tall, his jaw falling slightly, and any teasing remarks that he has already formed suddenly vanishes from his mind.
"What's wrong?" you asked him then after a moment of silence, flipping your positions so that now he's the one against the wall. The whimper that came from him is the sexiest sound you've heard out of all the other ones he let out before. "Cat got your tongue?"
You pressed a leg against his now growing hard-on, earning a gasp from him, and he started to grind against you for sweet friction and relief. "Please, please...."
He doesn't know what he is asking for, but at the same time he does. He simply can't form any coherent thought under your intense gaze.
So when you kneel before him, taking off both his pants and underwear at once, he breathes a sigh of relief... that turned into a loud curse when you suddenly swallow his manhood down to your throat whole without warning.
"W-Windblume, wait—" you sucked and he keens, his hand flying to grip your hand. "I-I don't want you to hurt yourself! S-slow... slow down..."
You simply hum as you begin to bob your head. You're a monster, so he really shouldn't worry about your gag reflex. You need air and his cock, but not both at the same time. You can feel yourself becoming aroused yourself, but you forgo your own needs to grip at Venti's waist to pull him closer, and thus shove his cock further down.
Venti sobbed in pleasure as you relentlessly deepthroated him, tears gathering in the corner of his eyes. You're an absolute monster, literally and figuratively, and he loves you for it. When you sucked again, he finally loses it and begins to fuck your mouth without mercy, making you moan as you continue to please him.
"So, so good, Windblume. My love, my everything. You take me so well. Aaah..."
You groaned, taking his merciless thrusting. Your beloved archon using you for his own pleasure, you feel fulfilled as both his lover and worshipper, so you double your efforts by meeting his enthusiastic thrusting with harsher sucks and moans.
Venti reaches his peak and howls, his eyes rolling to the back of his skull and he coats your throat with his cum. You eagerly drink and swallow a that he had to offer you, and give him one last suck and a few licks to clean his cock from his cum.
Venti feels his legs shake from the sheer pleasure you graced his with. He looks down at your disheveled appearance and thinks you still look divine.
"Now, I'm not such a cruel god that I'd just leave my beloved to take care of their own needs." He pulls you up and against him, kissing you needily and quietly notes that he can taste himself on your tongue. He's aroused again before he knew it.
"Come now, the night is still young, love. You've done me a great service. Let me return your undying devotion.
...Allow me to love you without restraint tonight."
OLDER VENTI???????????? Oh my god? Ughhhh older Venti knowing that he is your weakness, and teasing you to no end for it....i kind of hc that the archons can change smaller parts of their appearance at will, so maybe he allows himself to age a bit more and to gain a few inches of height? And looooooves teasing you for "how much shorter you are" than him
This ask was sent to me before I even came up with Eye of the Storm!Reader AU and now I can't stop brainrotting about this but with the AU.
Laughing at myself with how so far off the mark the thing I've written for this ask. But it's my birthday today so whateveeerrrr.
Self indulgent.
Minors do not read nor interact.
Please consider buying me a kofi?: anemoarchonhoe
Imagine Venti shifts into an older form, ready to be the tall one for once, but when he pins you to the wall and LOOKS UP at you, he realizes that even though he's now 6-7 foot something, you're still towering over his form.
His smirk falls when he remembers you're standing at 12 foot tall, his jaw falling slightly, and any teasing remarks that he has already formed suddenly vanishes from his mind.
"What's wrong?" you asked him then after a moment of silence, flipping your positions so that now he's the one against the wall. The whimper that came from him is the sexiest sound you've heard out of all the other ones he let out before. "Cat got your tongue?"
You pressed a leg against his now growing hard-on, earning a gasp from him, and he started to grind against you for sweet friction and relief. "Please, please...."
He doesn't know what he is asking for, but at the same time he does. He simply can't form any coherent thought under your intense gaze.
So when you kneel before him, taking off both his pants and underwear at once, he breathes a sigh of relief... that turned into a loud curse when you suddenly swallow his manhood down to your throat whole without warning.
"W-Windblume, wait—" you sucked and he keens, his hand flying to grip your hand. "I-I don't want you to hurt yourself! S-slow... slow down..."
You simply hum as you begin to bob your head. You're a monster, so he really shouldn't worry about your gag reflex. You need air and his cock, but not both at the same time. You can feel yourself becoming aroused yourself, but you forgo your own needs to grip at Venti's waist to pull him closer, and thus shove his cock further down.
Venti sobbed in pleasure as you relentlessly deepthroated him, tears gathering in the corner of his eyes. You're an absolute monster, literally and figuratively, and he loves you for it. When you sucked again, he finally loses it and begins to fuck your mouth without mercy, making you moan as you continue to please him.
"So, so good, Windblume. My love, my everything. You take me so well. Aaah..."
You groaned, taking his merciless thrusting. Your beloved archon using you for his own pleasure, you feel fulfilled as both his lover and worshipper, so you double your efforts by meeting his enthusiastic thrusting with harsher sucks and moans.
Venti reaches his peak and howls, his eyes rolling to the back of his skull and he coats your throat with his cum. You eagerly drink and swallow a that he had to offer you, and give him one last suck and a few licks to clean his cock from his cum.
Venti feels his legs shake from the sheer pleasure you graced his with. He looks down at your disheveled appearance and thinks you still look divine.
"Now, I'm not such a cruel god that I'd just leave my beloved to take care of their own needs." He pulls you up and against him, kissing you needily and quietly notes that he can taste himself on your tongue. He's aroused again before he knew it.
"Come now, the night is still young, love. You've done me a great service. Let me return your undying devotion.
...Allow me to love you without restraint tonight."
Imagine being spit roasted between the two bards, one is stretching your hole and the other is fucking into your mouth. 🤤💦
You moan into Venti's cock, sending pleasurable vibration that travels from his sex down to his toes, making him thrust even faster as he pants. Which in turn makes you clench around Himmel as he chokes on his own noise, pounding you from behind in renewed vigor, making your eyes roll back as you get overwhelmed with the sensation they're making you feel.
Your own dick is leaking precum and neglected, but you can't do anything about it since Himmel is holding your arms back. However, sensing you're getting closer to the peak, Himmel decides to pump your cock, making you scream and your toes curl. Your noises were muffled by Venti's cock, which the latter laughed at.
"Ehehe... feels good, right?"
"So warm, so... so tight. I-I think I—" Himmel grits his teeth, his thrusts getting erratic until—
The bard groans along with you as he cums inside your tight hole, before releasing your arms and pressing light kisses down your back, making you feel just a little bit warm within your chest.
Venti suddenly pulls out of your mouth and vigorously pumps his dick, looking down at you with a flushed face and a sickly sweet grin.
"Open up, Windblume."
You open your mouth and Venti cums. Not all of his load gets inside your mouth, for as his dick twitches, some of it gets into your face and hair.
Himmel rolls his eyes. "So messy." Though with the smile on his face, it was clear that it was simply said with amusement. The bard finally pulls out of you, making you release a weak, exhausted moan.
"I think we ruined him." Venti gently lays you down the bed as he begins to process of aftercare.
"You were very rough." The other bard huffed as he begins to wipe away Venti's cum off your face.
"As if you weren't rough, too. But don't worry! Look."
Venti gestures to the dumb, fucked out smile on your face.
"I think they enjoyed it a lot."
"Well if that's the case..." Himmel presses a gentle kiss on your bruised lips.
Mutual love and lust between EoS!Reader and Venti.
It shows through the animalistic, passionate sex between them on top of Decarabian's tower.
So intense and passionate and all-consuming that lust slightly overpowers love and it results in many bite marks and scratches and lust-driven hand prints and bruises. But when it's all over and done with, they were both so gentle as they bathe together in a water pool, before inevitably getting excited, but instead of the lustful fuckery they did for hours, it's just gentle lovemaking where love overpowers lust......
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Pounding into Lord Barbatos, the Anemo Archon, in front of his massive statue near the cathedral and watching with glee as the citizens gather and murmur amongst themselves how slutty and sexually depraved their Archon is 💦 while Venti whines for you to never stop and keep going as his wings twitched in pleasure, uncaring with the attention you both are getting
The sisters watching with a blush and praying this to be a nightmare as Barbatos cums for everyone to see- but you don't stop and you make him ride you while facing his people 🤤
EOS reader might actually break Venti depending on the positions.
So in theory, which one would do the most damage?
When EoS!Reader is on top of him, doesn't matter if they're the sub or the dom. 💀
Face sitting? Great, you broke his neck. Riding his cock? Oh, his legs are broken and you just broke a few ribs.
But does he learn from his mistakes? No, the fact that you're physically strong enough to break something in him is just so hot. Now shush and don't worry, dear. He's a god, he will heal fast. So come sit on his face again and suffocate him. If you crush his skull, that's alright. He can just make another with his godly power-
Eos!reader, after a long day of doing commissions and helping the church, stumbles upon venti letting off his sexual frustrations by wanking it.
His desires of doing them right on the hands of his archon statue with the both of them facing the city as he has his way with his willing partner. Reader themselves are hot and bothered and would love nothing more fulfill his wishes, but who are they to disrupt him? (Open ended for your choice)
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You quietly shuffle inside of your shared home with Venti when you suddenly hear strange noises inside of your shared bedroom. You immediately expect the worst case scenario, so you take out your weapon as you creep up towards the door carefully. Making as little sound as possible, you open the door gently and peer inside, your jaw dropping at the surprising (but not unwelcomed) view.
Your beloved archon, whining your name as he fists his cock on one hand while holding your underwear in the other. He brings the underwear near his nose, taking a whiff of it and groaning, feeling himself get even harder. Venti alternates between fast strokes and slow ones, purposefully edging himself just like how you do it to him, when you're having way too much fun making him submit. He calls out your name again as he arched his back when he upped the pace of his strokes, wishing it was your hand instead of his; your sex instead of your underwear.
"[Name]..." he repeats your name like a prayer, his mind taking him to a fantasy it conjured.
You're beneath him, lying on the palms of his archon statue as he had his way with you, your moans and pleads for release making him shove his dick in deeper within you, faster and faster until you're scratching his back and digging your nails on his skin. You're chanting ,"Barbatos, Barbatos, oh my Barbatos", sweat making your neck and forehead glisten as the sunlight hits, and he groans in self-satisfaction when your hole tightened itself around him when he licked your neck. And when you reach the peak, your screams of pleasure were all heard by all Mondstadtians and everyone knew you were his.
The fantasy ends when he cums, making his eyes roll back and his legs shake. He jolts slightly when he felt a cool hand on his thigh, looking down to find you in between his legs. Venti gulps in anticipation, feeling himself get excited again when you begin to move so you're on top of him.
"Sit up. Undress me. Then tell me what you were fantasizing about." you purred.
Venti has never flipped your positions and stripped you as fast as he did this moment. You absentmindedly thought to keep a record, but got distracted by the way Venti starts to knead your thighs and eye your sex like a man starved.
"I missed you so much, Windblume. You were gone so long." He licks his lips, waiting for you to give him the go signal to feast on you.
"Show me just how much you truly missed me." you whispered, and Venti took that as a green light.
EOS reader might actually break Venti depending on the positions.
So in theory, which one would do the most damage?
When EoS!Reader is on top of him, doesn't matter if they're the sub or the dom. 💀
Face sitting? Great, you broke his neck. Riding his cock? Oh, his legs are broken and you just broke a few ribs.
But does he learn from his mistakes? No, the fact that you're physically strong enough to break something in him is just so hot. Now shush and don't worry, dear. He's a god, he will heal fast. So come sit on his face again and suffocate him. If you crush his skull, that's alright. He can just make another with his godly power-
thinking abt wearing Ventis archon outfit for him 😋‼️
Venti's archon outfit with added flare of a see-through silk to tease what's under the fabric. 🤤💦💦 The outline of your crotch making his mouth water, the soft silk accentuating the sexiness of the skimpy clothing. Your exposed thighs, the way the shorts are showing just how plump your ass is...
Delicious. Truly, your body was made to be worshipped by him and him alone.
Prepare yourself, oh "anemo archon", your loyal worshipper will spend all night indulging in your holy body until you're both dumb from the pleasure.
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