hockey shit with ransom & holster shane and ilya
chirp, v. | to dispatch the competition with witticisms that lower esteem, assert dominance, and put benders in place. Quite simply—to talk smack.
hockey butt, n. | the totally rockin' medius, maximus, and minimus gluteal muscles that are resultant of hours of hard practice and gritty shifts on the ice. *Used to destroy enemies and attract mates.
celly, n. | the cathartic release of energy catalyzed by a goal. Characterized by ebullient noise-making and loosely choreographed motion. Often accompanied by hugs.












