Hoel Jofer

Hockey sideblog

[hoeljofer]

Intro Post

Hi! this is my side blog for hockey stuff! My main is @bugb0yster

Call me Bug or Mouse (see main blog for other names)

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he/him

I am always open to asks!

[underscorefelicity]

from the Avs’ snapchat story.

[jaesawalth]

seats on team canada’s flight

nhlpa ig

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

cale sighting in halifax!

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

*Toff and Misa having a discussion*

Toff: having sex isn't a best friends thing wtf

Will, walking by: well mackie lets me fuck him. In his ass ofc, all the time, whenever and however, bent over a couch, against a wall, missionary, on his hands and knees or on my lap riding me and he is my best friend.

Toff: whatever the fuck you two have going on isn't even remotely friendship but you're not ready for that conversation yet.

Toff: Also never tell me how frequently you fuck mack ever again you heathen.

[fruitpurin]

will: hey baby what do you think abt going back to boston with me?

mack: omg yay! :D

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

bob the builder ass outfit

[loverboyilya]

nate tweets pt 4

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

natemac sighting

[attackingmidfielder]

thank you @this-account-doesnt-exist for the inspiration

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

twinning

[aldjaoqjdkska]

i’m not afraid to admit i like sidney crosbys pornstache. exhibit A .

but i’m also not afraid to admit i like him clean shaven cause he looks younger. i wish i was sandwiched between an older sid and a younger sid. does geno think so t— (gunshot)

[wwcpsmrc]

is will having dinner with the celebrinis right now? is he finally asking for rick and robyn's blessing to marry their son while the said son is eye fucking him and playing footsies with him while little RJ is fondly looking at his brother's boybestfriend? and charlie is fake gagging, pretending his brother and his very special boybestfriend are gross for being very much in love with each other. then we have aiden celebrini, suspiciously shooting daggers at the said boybestfriend while holding his fork impossibly tight.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Aiden has seen some shit and been on the receiving end of mack's whiny "will doesn't love me" calls i think the death grip on the silverware is warranted

[hoshgay]

colleen told them to leave space for jesus

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Five feet apart bcs pregnancy can happen at anytime

[pingupipit]

okay but why did sidney crosby show up in the tightest jeans on earth for a charity event like how does anything ever fit into his pockets

[whambrini]

Sidney is a gay ?

[loverboyilya]

taking less than mv with mama y papa 🙂‍↕️