i just need this to keep important things

remember when me and my friends created a fake fandom for a fake tv show about our lives and made tumblr accounts dedicated to it. wow

[orangemic]

i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

[lifeinpoetry]

I want you plain. I want you bragging. I want you naked as a tongue without a word. I want you laughing. I want you joy. I want you wonder & wonderful. The hips on every guitar. Copper tambourines scoring your laughter. Don’t ever learn how to stop laughing. Laugh when you shouldn’t. I like that laughing best. I want you miracle. I want you possible & foolish.

— Rachel Eliza Griffiths, from “Paradise,” Seeing the Body

[youngksnose-deactivated20210720]

♡

[limsejun]

TAEYANG — Fukk Sleep (A$AP ROCKY)

[fakecapricorn]

[sungj1n]

dog walks w dowoon!

[sloppystyle]

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[96ten]

instagram update: “Lazy Sunday”

[fliesandlilypads]

gay rights!!!

[pinktuals]

choose your fighter

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄

𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐘

𝓖𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓪

[hoetosuckseed]

wheres charley cast: wheres charley???? hows charley?????

me, an unknowing victim: whos charley

[h2srox]

Rumor has it that Melissa wont be returning for the second half of season 3??? And I am so pissed???? Like, WTF????

[ohpaaanty-blog]

BREAKING!!!!! new rumor has it that she’ll be making special appearances in the lobby before and after lessons w her new voice teacher, sue!!!! and it’s pretty much confirmed that she’ll be back for season 4!!!!

[coffeebroken]

Like nice theory but there’s no canon evidence

[ohpaaanty-blog]

when the producers put a jimmy clip in the season 3 promos to get more viewers and it turns out they got ur hopes up for nothing :(

[hoetosuckseed]

season 5 spoilers

honestly when isaac thought the girl that davidah sent pictures of was 9 and it turned out that she was actually 11…….. WHAT A PLOT TWIST HONESTLY I WANT WHOEVER WRITES THIS SHOW FIRED

[ohpaaanty-blog]

i want them fired like a shot😡😏

[hoetosuckseed]

d......did you just.........

[hoetosuckseed]

season 5 spoilers

honestly when isaac thought the girl that davidah sent pictures of was 9 and it turned out that she was actually 11........ WHAT A PLOT TWIST HONESTLY I WANT WHOEVER WRITES THIS SHOW FIRED