the hog

freddo / 28 / weaboo-adjacent clownfreak

[hog-guy]

taxonomy: emo clown pronouns: any art blog: @hogfriend currently into: misc. jp novels, deltarune, club su

comic & indie game liker. i also study japanese. more under da cut

this is mostly just a space for me to express myself (i.e. reblog zillenial facebook funnies) but i wouldn't recommend following me if you're under 18.

i like fantasy, jrpgs, story-based games, silly soap opera drama, & stuff that's hard to love

i find it pretty hard to talk online. if you shoot me a message i might take a few days to reply, sorry 🙇‍♂️

[hog-guy]

this week i finally handwashed all the delicates i'd had lying around in a pile since summer 👍 my official graduation from iron deficiency

[snoozingbear]

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

[mamoru]

haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

[violsva]

#follow for more workout tips from Pliny the Elder (via @elucubrare)

[hog-guy]

(naarmposting) almost all of the fancy houses ive been to for open house melbourne have been in a ~2km radius around northcote..............

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[calebwittebane]

my dialogue lines (complete list)

yay

true...

that's right

yippee

[greek-orthodox-priest]

the village children are conducting experiments to determine my melting point. God bless.

[greek-orthodox-priest]

the traps are not working...

[greek-orthodox-priest]

the catholics are still getting into my trash cans.

[greek-orthodox-priest]

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

[hog-guy]

do you promise 🥺

[hog-guy]

always give up before it's even started. never dream a better world is possible.

[hog-guy]

IT'S SO OVER -> WE'RE SO BACK

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

Why does your URL express a desire to fuck and not a declaration of actively fucking? Is ambition superior to achievement?

If Sisyphus pushed the boulder to the top of the hill successfully

His tale would not be a Legend.

[hog-guy]

i feel like when i try to have certain standard social interactions you can feel that i grew up in a cave (metaphorically)... there's no way out other than practising but i feel bad subjecting people to my Training Conversations

[feluka]

I've never related to a human being more than Nicole Byer in this clip.

[feluka]

Tails: Nicole, don't cry!

Nicole (and all of us):

[hog-guy]

trying to ask the otome subreddit if the LIs in a game are submissive or dominant vibes and (regardless of me framing my question poorly) i feel like this was maybe a failed endeavour from step 1

[hog-guy]

i posted about clubsu on the r/rolereversal 7 months ago and then got so Ashamed & Paniced over it that i didn't log onto reddit for 5 months and i only just realised that post never even got moderator approved 👍

[gabrielagresteofficial]

What is your opinion on child neglect? Specifically in regards to your son

he has three whole pinball machines and i don’t even make him work for me anymore. what else could he possibly need