Jun 5
In the near future, new, harsh measures are being implemented to curb the nation's exploding male obesity rates, while conveniently providing a boost to repopulation efforts for wild wolves. Thousands of the fattest men in America are released into remote forests with red briefs, hundreds of hungry, feral canines, and a brief head start. It's called the Feast of the Wolves, and it receives passionate coverage from news networks everywhere, with millions tuning in every year. Some cheer on their fathers, friends, brothers, or sons. Most just like to watch the chaos unfold... After all, it's not much of a contest.
