I'm totally normal

Who Am I?

[wordfather]

'who am i even writing this for' me. you're writing for me. you may not know it, but i am there. thank you

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And there I was, waiting for my so called "one true love" when really all he was, was some guy probably named Frank or some shit that is into something REAL weird; like making paintings on a Lite - Brite or etc. Sometimes I regret having friends who feed me into going on a blind date on a Wednesday, I mean seriously, who plans their dates on a wednesday.

He's a little late but you know what, I don't care. For all I know he could be a she, and then I'd really get myself into a pickle, because I'm not even a little lesbian, I'm a lot lesbian(lol). And honestly, I wish I told my friends that sooner before they coaxed me into going on a bloody blind date. But hey, the place he(or she) suggested is pretty nice, so I can't complain too much.

I just wanted to write something fun but a bit vent like (like is was from someone's mind while they were waiting for their date partner to arrive) and I'm honestly wishing that this could continue but I don't have any more ideas for it...

WELL @wordfather !

I MADE YOUR BLOODY MOTIVATIONAL STORY THING. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YOU CRAZY MOTHERFU-

Thank you for reading, if you like it please reblog and if you want, try to continue it with a new point of view on the matter! :P

[tinnim2]

I love them

[kachannn]

This is his forest

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Ye get out of his forest you big weenies

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[thecollectibles]

Disney Princesses by Maxine Vee

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Ariel may be the only one out of the bunch that has almost a sad outlook. If you want to view animals in glass containers as evil.

But other then that this is a very cute post (just thought I should share about it :) )

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When they tell the story of Jumanji, they always tell the stories of the groups of kids who made it out.

They never tell you the stories of the ones who didn’t.

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When a baby is born, a tarot spread is done to ask the spirits what the baby’s life will be like. The witch’s face falls, and they tell your parents you have… a very unusual spread.

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You never wanted this. You were just minding your own business at a cafe when someone began narrating your life, telling you what to eat, say, do, and think. God damn, do you need to use the bathroom.

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You are a simple citizen just trying to get some groceries. You really didn’t plan on summoning a demon while trying to pronounce a new food brand name the store had in stock, yet here you are.

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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

[jenstracted]

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In a world where people are categorised and separated based by the things that are like “lawful good” to “chaotic evil” and so on, a band of people from different categories have to band together to destroy the one terrorising their world, the true neutral.

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“Well, well, well, look what we have here! A new hero, come to save the world. Such a pity you’ll have to die.”

“Look man, I don’t know what you’re on about, I’m just looking for my dog.”

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On your way to work, the elevator fails you and you fall. You brace for the impact. But it never comes. Show your life in a never-ending falling elevator, and how you get out of it.

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You just finished the ritual to summon a demon. However, your sacrifice was insufficient. Instead, they sent you their intern.

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A typical short story, but with a bad ending instead of good. Bonus points for making it seems like it’ll have a happy ending, but a surprise heart-wrenching twist ruins it in the end.

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