Catboy Inspector

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[akashicrecord]

[doubleca5t]

[hanavesinauttija]

[thesituation]

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

[thesituation]

jughead

[swagophile]

Manager pulls you into her office and asks you if you're a proshipper or an anti and you almost answer truthfully but your union rep reminds you you don't have to answer that question and you get fired anyways cus she's pretty sure you're a proshipper but your union contests the firing and you get dragged into lengthy court hearings to determine whether or not you have to DNI with your boss

[polkadotcache]

whenever my art performs badly online i have to remind myself that 7 likes might not seem a high number but imagine 7 dicks in your mouth

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

um lmao OP... none of these words are tattooed on the side of my penis in a racing stripe pattern

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[trashcangimmick]

[fromhersoul]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[postcards]

🗡️ caeser-official Follow

I Have died. Badly.

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[beardedmrbean]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[dogpuppy]