[hojbjerg]

do actually have a thing for palmer can’t lie

[hojbjerg]

“credit score” is where I draw the line. it’s totally and completely made up and makes me think of how the fuck we went from hunting and gathering to having a “credit score” it’s made up and I won’t adhere to it

[hojbjerg]

anyone remember the dybala spurs saga

[marxism-transgenderism]

A bisexual superiority complex is something that must be cultivated and honed, grown from a seedling into a forest

[hojbjerg]

dash is still showing me old posts. apparently liverpool are playing right now and salah just took his top off

[love-suggestions]

how wonderful must it be to slip into bed and have an arm draped over your waist, or a face pressed into the curve of your neck. sleepy affection as the world slips away from you and you fall asleep in your lover’s embrace

[hojbjerg]

some cunt at work supports spurs but he's such a twat about it and ignores me whenever I also talk about spurs I kind of want him dead

[hojbjerg]

ok made friends with the new girl at work today. one conversation in she told me she used to be so obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster she waited outside his show 4 times in one week (didn't have tickets) just to meet him when she was 14. yeah that's my girl for life

[hojbjerg]

when I get... lets say down in the dumps I always ALWAYS. dye my hair. so anyways I dyed my hair today and the colour barely changed so theres that

[hojbjerg]

anyone remember that time spurs scored 2 goals against city and then city came out in the second half and scored 4 times

[hojbjerg]

the way I've been supporting spurs my whole life. they got me by the throat

[hojbjerg]

watching a documentary 👍 drinking wine ✋😔 tuesday night.

[hojbjerg]

I love downloading books for free LOVE IT. since I learnt how to do it (5 mins ago) you will NEVER catch me with a physical copy of a book

[hojbjerg]

cried at work again today. don’t these people know I’m sensitive

[ruben-dias]

bro does NOT know how to wear a hat

[hojbjerg]

me and my arsenal girls saturday 12:30 onwards

[hojbjerg]

having loads of arsenal mutuals is like this but every weekend actually

[cock-guillotine]