Light Mah Juice

Just trying to make it in this world, using silly intertainment and made up romances as an escapist coping mechanism. Mostly rhink smut, nsfw, 18+, you know the deal. She/her, 30+, queer, poly, a cold clam chowder in the streets and a hot coleslaw in the sheets.

[mythicasualty]

[holdbythenotsharp]

Happy Valentine's Day! 😘💕💕💕

The same to you, sweetness. 🥰

[holdbythenotsharp]

Hi there I was just thinking of you and I wondered if you're still around! 💓

Hi. I'm around. I just consume Mythical content highly irregularly and fan content even less. I did watch GME though (and scream all the way through Will It Penis), and I keep all AO3 notifications of my favourite writers and fics updating because I WILL read them some time. Even all the fic research browser tabs are still open. I miss the fandom. I'm just really tired all the time.

[holdbythenotsharp]

Yes hello, would any of my darling friends be interested in the Mythical Society Quarterly Collectible, Rhett & Link Sing Lionel Vinyl? I'd gladly redeem mine with your name and address, as I don't think I'll have use for it. Slide into my dms to talk!

[jacularmetteld]

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[lallyloo]

"Last Line" WIP game!

I was tagged by @stanningjay !

The rules: post the last line you wrote for any WIP and then tag the same number of people as there are words.

He leans in close, so close Link's wet dick bumps against his thigh, and says low, "show me where you're sore."

Err.. twenty-one people!? Tagging (if you want to do it): @rhettjmc @robyn-118 @fanbabble @mythicalamity @owl-ink932 @harper44 @soho-x @likestrawberrywhine @holdbythenotsharp @becausethathappens @apparentlynotreallyfinnish @mythicalbros @erry @fotheringhay @captainsourwolf @riverfetus @berryrhink @cerealbaths @concavepatterns @its-mike-kapufty @cellard0ors and anyone else who wants to do it!

[holdbythenotsharp]

Both his act of addressing Rhett by his Christian name as well as his manner of pronouncing it unclouded the hope hidden in Rhett’s chest, daring him to desire more than he had before.

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[peachworthy-deactivated20250702]

Friends Til The End

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My brother and I decided to cover this song for the fandom and for the boys, but I doubt it’ll get to them. I’d love this to circulate through the Tumblr waves 🥺. Rhett and Link quite possibly have saved my life and I’m grateful for the mythical world they’ve created for all of us. Hope y’all enjoy this cover. ❤️

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“It’s hard to hold on to a friend ‘Cause people change And others stay the same And you can never tell when A trusted peer Will become weird I haven’t really talked to John Since he started wearing socks With his Birkenstocks I made memories with Stefan But I said enough of that When he said the earth was flat But you would never do that ‘Cause you’re my friend ‘Til the end You’re the tic to my tac-toe Unless you go Full Juggalo I still miss Theodore But he betrayed me When he went gluten-free I got along with Eleanor But I walked away When she joined Mary Kay But you’d never do me that way 'Cause you’re my friend 'Til the end You’re the tae to my kwan-do Unless you croak As we sing this note You’re my friend 'Til the end”

[fangirlapril2004]

This is amazingggg! 🥺

[its-mike-kapufty-deactivated202]

i’m truly sorry to anyone who’s subscribed to me on ao3, i’ll be done asap i promise 🙏

[hhawkeye]

how are you gonna watch 11 seasons of mash and tell me you dont think alan aldas hot. whats wrong with you

[boeing747]

he looks like you fed an AI french art films about heartbreak, photos of italian greyhounds and those little ballerina dolls they put on top of old timey music boxes and asked it to create a man

[trappers-simp]

Yeah that’s hot what’s it abou

[likestrawberrywhine]

thinking about why rhett saying “go all the way down” in a husky voice lives in link’s brain rent free

[holdbythenotsharp]

Happy Valentine's Day! 😘💕💕💕

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[jacularmetteld]

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[proudmythicalbeast]

I am looking disrespectfully (and so is Rhett)

Obscene

You both do

I feel like this is the dirtiest thing I've put on this blog

[rhinkipoo]

I tried to read your coffee table fic but I got a phone call from Jesus in the middle of it. He told me to tell you to call him, you know what you did.

😂😂😂 this has to be my favorite comment of all time!

Thanks for the laugh!

[holdbythenotsharp]

Just going to reblog this with link, because it’s possibly the best promo for a fic ever.

[graipjahm]

one of my favortie moments from todays episode