reality is the new fiction

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RJ: Honestly, you can just stop texting me right now. I don't even know how you got my number, but I'm just not interested. Not even a little. There's nothing ambiguous about the way I'm saying no.

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INSTAGRAM: @tinycellist uploaded a new photo:

Soaking up every last bit of sun.

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kodaclarmythe:

Do you ever just fall into a little spiral of existentialism where you just think about everything but then once you start? You can’t stop? Like… why are we here? How did we get here? Is there such a thing as a God, or are we a product of the Big Bang and evolution? But if that’s being said, what about the proof of other beings? Why are they there? What is their purpose?

…My head hurts.

Mostly, I start to worry that we have no purpose. If there’s no fate and things are random, it explains a lot. But if there’s no fate and things are random, then we have no purpose. And if we have no purpose... what’s the point?

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stoneywes:

Yo, I think a cello would sound amazing alongside our sound. I could give the crew a talking to, see if we can write something to include your sound? I love it when you play. It’s hella calming and I think it’d be a great addition.

If you can find a use for me, I’d love to be involved. I’m good on stage too... Just hide me behind the cello and no one will be paying attention to me anyway. You seem like you have so much fun with this group.

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tatmcn:

Oh, yikes. So she wasn’t even around? Like, ever? That’s rough. But maybe she’s trying to be better?

Not until my Senior year of high school. Maybe she’s trying to be better, but maybe I don’t really care at this point. She had 17 years to be better.

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dannypuck:

Literally just leave a simple “fuck off” message then block her number. Easy.

How is that easy? I’m not really an “f**k off” kind of person.

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text 📲 roomie

TONY: yo, that'd be epic

TONY: if you get a logo can I get it tatted on my back

TONY: consistent promo

TONY: hey — it's okay. all you gotta do is be yourself. don't overthink it

RJ: I'd have to make the logo something really ridiculous.

RJ: If it's going to be on you forever... better make it hilarious.

RJ: Myself? This is a bad idea.

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INSTAGRAM: @tinycellist uploaded a new photo:

A very big man let me sit on his very big motorcycle for a picture, and I’ve never felt so smol. Or powerful.

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.dannypuck:

Just tell her to fuck off. You’re a big girl, put on a pull-up and stand up for yourself.

But I’ve already told her no in all the ways I can think of. I’m not sure what else I can possibly say besides no. Just no no no.

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tatmcn:

Hey, can’t blame her if she’s worried. That’s how moms are. At least, that’s what I assume. My grandma is convinced I’m going to move in with her when I graduate. 

That woman has never been worried about me. If she were, she’d have been in my life. I think she wants to use me somehow. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me, and I’m not having it.

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stoneywes:

Guess who got a new drum kit today bitchesssss??? You’re right, it’s this guy. Get ready, Lima, Ohio, cause T-Man is back with the banging beats and is ready to shake you to your core. Twisted Nipples is going to have a sweet new sound, I tell ya. I’m hype.

I’m going to guess the Twisted Nipples don’t have a sound that would be improved by the addition of a cello? I’m honestly looking for something to do that isn’t rehearsing the same suite and sonatas every five minutes. I’ve been working on my own orchestrations of popular songs, but I want to be doing something original.

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radioactivemj:

If you can’t get through to her, when she tries moving her stuff in, just throw it out on the curb. I’m sure she’ll get the hint then.

At the moment, she has no clue where I live. I’m hoping it can stay that way, because she’s not coming near my apartment. She’s not even really my mother. Or... I mean, she is, but not to me. If that makes sense.

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Not sure why my mother’s suddenly on a “move in with me” kick, but I don’t know how many different ways I can say no before she’ll get the hint. Not even a hint... It’s a direct no. And I really do mean it.

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text 📲 roomie

TONY: you say that like it’s a bad thing

TONY: ooooh boy yeah you’ve got yourself a date

TONY: aw that’s so cute

RJ: I'm not sure there's a huge market for cellists who sooth cats. Maybe I could branch out into other animals.

RJ: I don't know how to have a date.

RJ: I've literally NEVER had a date.

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text 📲 roomie

TONY: hopefully. It’d be sweet if you were the kitten whisperer through your playing

TONY: CONGRATS

TONY: it sounds like a date — did he say where he wanted to hang out?

RJ: A whole new career if so.

RJ: Breadstix.

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text 📲 roomie

TONY: always.

TONY: I don’t... think so? She didn’t mind my music I was playing earlier. She might like it

TONY: in stereotypes, yeah. But like... if it feels right, I’d say do it, y’know? don’t try and put pressure on it, cause then it’ll be awkward. If the moments right, you’ll know

TONY: WAIT A SECOND

TONY: DO YOU HAVE A DATE

RJ: Oh good. I don't want to drive the kitty mad if I can help it. Maybe it'll keep her from tearing anything of ours into pieces?

RJ: Maybe. I maybe have a date. I think.

RJ: I met a guy at the Lima Bean and he wanted to "hang out." That's a date, right?

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text 📲 roomie

TONY: oh yeah, totally. I would’ve done so already if you were allergic. Woulda stocked the med cabinet

TONY: it was either I help or his apartment got torn apart; plus, she’s hella cute. I can’t say no to her

TONY: she’s been sleeping on my forehead for the past hour

RJ: Thoughtful.

RJ: Do you think my cello will freak her out?

RJ: Oh... hey. I was wondering something too. If I had a date, what would be... I mean, okay. I don't know what people expect on dates. Is kissing a first date thing?