Young, New, Free

Aries, INTP/ISTP, ambivert, Gryffindor, Horned Serpent, Her/she, Straight.

[areyouachildofdivorce]

im sure someone's already done this but

[gutserrk]

i❤️ supernatural

[dandylion-s]

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.

[uchihaculture]

[christmastreedreams]

merry christmas, happy holidays 🎄

[winter-lover]

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[makeuphall]

[spacephobos]

the toymaker: the master is inside my mouth rn

the doctor: god i wish i were you

the toymaker: what

the doctor: what

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[agoddamn]

attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[happyheidi]

Which boo are you trick or treating?

Art by Brittany Frost | IG: brittanyfrostdesigns

[cosmicwriterof21stcentury]

[blrmerch]

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

[blrmerch]

Green Vibes T-Shirt $35.00

It’s not easy being green, but it looks good. Let the world know with a nice tee.

100% pre-shrunk cotton.

[megaceros]

small fat low poly birbs

[murkypluviophile-blog]

jiggle, my sons

[wildmansters]

The best use of jiggle physics