Doctor Cigarettes

rose, she they art blog @theyakult currently posting about: elis&john,taskmaster,philellis

[areyouachildofdivorce]

something resembling an intro post

hello i like taskmaster and some other things !

big fan of british comedies and third wave emo and also video games

functionally i am a proshipper but wouldn't label myself as such. write what you want read what you want and if you don't like it scroll and block; what other people read and write is not your business

she or they. i am not really bothered about that; i currently identify as pansexual but that's a work in progress

please add trigger warnings for self-harm content, and please don't interact if your blog is heavy in such content

dni all terfs, radical feminists, racists, homophobics and really just if you are a bigoted individual

send me asks! and feel free to DM me, i am always up for a fun little chat

fair warnings for RPF in my blog, if that upsets or offends you feel free to block/unfollow instead of whining about it

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[politedemon]

Elis James: Pressure is a Privilege, for one night only, with John Robins and Dave Masterman, live from the Royal Albert Hall!

[catsandothergaystuff]

excerpt from john robins' book "thirst" which made me cry

[sugar-for-ashes]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[f1nnbin]

go my campbell

[iiep-wop]

'with my good good boy little Alex horne'

'im a 47 year old man'

[ech0laliaa]

whatever steve & reece are working on, i hope reece is playing a vampire in it.

please.

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!

[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open

[mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

@rylandgraceisace

@12storyhouseowner

@hufflepuffweeb26

[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open

[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[pendragonstarz]

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

[halflitpages]

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!

[dessasink]

lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one

@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter

[janiecakes13]

girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin

@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel

[shartweasel]

girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended

@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth

[candyroxxstarrs]

teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂‍↕️

npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache

[souperache]

local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder

tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish

[ravenwordsx]

traumatized gay people play a made up sport

npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3

[mik0is0bored]

tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two

1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die

2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government

@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else

[foundheaven013]

a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth

(six of crows)

@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical

[imnotafraidtodisappear]

group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles

(agents of shield)

@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

[waytoomarvelobsessed]

something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off

@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)

@allmywordsandworlds @thegenrefluid2 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @liamblack11 @lavendertortoise12 @imnotafraidtodisappear @juno-the-great @veethevoyd

[allmywordsandworlds]

Skeleton takes twelve year old on deadly adventure, twelve year old later becomes god and kills world (skulduggery pleasant lol)

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-robin-4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie

[sparkle-robin-4]

Orphan and his orphan adopted children fight green haired freak

@dontyoudarejudg3 @iboughtyomamaflowers @whatonearthisgoingon @kh4dij7

[whatonearthisgoingon]

Closeted Gay men on ice.

@sage-way @fangz-for-flying-by @snakepetal @funnywitchthing @its-oliver-bitches @marssssbarss @queerjarreadyforwar @thepicklekingog @tenebris-lacrimam @sparkle-emoji-4 @sofhashyperfixations2 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @anything-for-my-moons @the-stars-are-never-far-away @bricksandbirds @destroy-the-binary @guitarheartz @icarhus @in-a-different-timeline @ironmansucksass @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @not-a-gay-fangodess @p3rpetual-moti0n @plumpleberry @purple-dinosaur27 @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @unusualeducation @werewolfadmirer @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @xxlady-lunaxx @cosmicanebulosa @dragonchicken @imkindasleepdeprived @s0ny4trix @kolpok235 @sozvezdiyay @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @dumpsterfire620

[whatonearthisgoingon]

@abs0l3m @acelovesremuslupin @amorameba @aostchekhovreturns @ask-glory-haddock-and-others @ashartistguy @astrawantssleep @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @babylon-butterfly @benny-the-leprechaun @bikisser23 @bibeantransbean @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @chronicallyonlinebitch @cl0wn1nth3fuckr0und @cool-lesbian-is-here @cornishpadfoot @corpze-intoxicated @corvidconissuer @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @cuculoooo @damsnackbar03 @detunedradi0 @democritis-atomos @emerveiller-v @em0tionallymotionsick @eyes-withoutt-a-facee @fadeintoyou-strangyouneverknew @ferris-is-fearful @fist-full-of-feathers @freakylittlerants @friendshapedbeing @frooglet

[whatonearthisgoingon]

@gaystergangster @glam0urix @going-crazy-together @gracious-midnight @harrietthespywastaken @hey-look-at-the-stars @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @iatemygrandma27 @impossible2cache @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @jellysunnie @katastroficzna @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @lirenthenonlyrist @litterallymoony @lllennie123 @lookitsabooknook @loonyloonylupin35 @love-hate-love00 @larapluma @mesers-prongs @mike-newton-is-a-marshmallow @mikelillard @mlemyupi5 @moonandstarshangoutinbars @moonsrunes @moonymoom @mothwingsmayy @mudkip-enthusiast18 @novapsa23 @obsessed-frog @olympushaze @orionskittles @permetutotheworld @prongsandpads @prongsievans @qtipss @reaperlight @reggiesnote @robinbuckleys--wifeyyy @rodneysarmyofgayrats

[mothwingsmayy]

an actor was good, he was really good.

npt: @gloriouslygone @kazsspirals @named-after-a-planet @space-girliee @graceeblu3 @dessasink @mossycereustea + open tags !!

[mossycereustea]

im dead lyn you did not have to say that to me (thank you for the tag!!)

blonde twink gets an old mentor and a laser sword, chaos ensues

npt: @atsecretgardensinmymind @living-poet-mori @amidautumnn1ghtsdream @whoa-axel-chill @drpeppercreamsodaa @dragonclawz2007

[dragonclawz2007]

ty for the tag

chicken little but with an angsty mentally ill teenager and time travel and it's a psychological horror

@scatteredsunshine

[scatteredsunshine]

community college spanish study group

@the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @cupidnette13 @doctorcigarettez @cutpaperbleedswater @thispoetisdead

[doctorcigarettez]

kinky queers torture innocent people..

@idontevenlikefeet @areyouachildofdivorce

[areyouachildofdivorce]

queer af ghosts can't leave woman alone

no pressure tags: @thatgenricuser @krishpy-creme @everyshadeofwrong @angrymantheater @thirteen-cats-in-a-trenchcoat @blue-raeofsunshine

[numbers-96]

Redraw of a still from Taskmaster SE13 EP10 "get the most eggs in alexs basket" task!

[littlestalexhorne]

devastated to hear that alex is unwilling to release the full 25 minutes of phil ellis being a baby in a bathtub :// "its a family show" well you dont know my family alex!

[taurzza]

wip

[mistershoestied]

joel please never stop saying unnecessary homoerotic things on taskmaster i love you

[fake-colors]

also on youtube (with unbaked subtitles)

darn i missed the misspelling (base -> bass)

now, some fun gifs from the rest of the dance

[shaunashipman]

so armando being spanked and calling alex "mr. alex" wasn't the most bdsm thing going on

[transgeoffrickly-deactivated202]