I have two spots on my cheek that look like the work of flesh eating bacteria.
Actually itās just that thing where you can feel a pimple in there and you try to squeeze it but itās too deep and wonāt break through, but now you can really feel it and every time youāre near a mirror you try to squeeze it again and eventually it just erupts under the skin and then later kinda floats to the surface as this big old multi-layered scab, and by that time heck yeah youāre gonna pick at it, this thingās been like two weeks in the making.
Anyway, yeah, a couple of those.Ā Although now that I think about it, I donāt actually know what flesh eating bacteria looks like.Ā Probably like that.Ā And Iām just gonna assume thatās why everybodyās staring at me as I walk down the street.
Couldnāt be the corpse Iām dragging, right?Ā I mean, Iām just gonna bury this thing like a lede.














