oh and to be clear yes i am annoyed and disappointed that this dude does not want to fully date me even tho i dont even really want that but ya im a little hurt ok
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oh and to be clear yes i am annoyed and disappointed that this dude does not want to fully date me even tho i dont even really want that but ya im a little hurt ok
the boy im seeing says he doesnt want to get too serious and on one hand thats a relief bc i am talking to 2 other guys but on the other hand WTF WHY IS HE NOT HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH ME????
So uh LMK why I have to have an exit strategy at all times...actually I know its because I have been mistreated so many times that when something is actually normal im convinced it is DEF not
also i kinda have a boy now and its weird and he is a classic example of not giving me enough attention and its like is that just be having too high of expectations or should i be showered with love and affection at all times like i deserve?? lmk
I’m doing this great thing lately where if someone doesnt show me the amount of attention I exactly want then I will either ignore them completely essentially self sabotaging myself or I will go overboard with contacting them...its um...not great
German boy keeps hitting me up every night asking me out. How do i tell him nicely that I only hooked up with him bc i was blacked out and didnt actually like him...yikes
my hot ass skater old boy looks so much like jake gyllenhollatyagurl it makes me sad so naturally i watch all his movies constantly bc i love to tortutre myself
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what semi famous hot dudes should i hit up on insta? lmk
so i have this gay friend who messages 1000 hot ass dudes a day and it works like 25% of the time but like still that is better than zero. I want to test the waters of this highly uncharted territory but who do i message? i hit up a comedian i admire and we had a gr8 convo but mark mcmorris wont respond so...yeah shoot ur shot ammirite? btw i know the girl that basically broke up lil mark and his gf because they fucked in aspen during the x games. tbh i want to start a podcast called LMK where i just spill all the tea i have on people but also force people to give me advice. bc i cant give advice to others, that would be tragic for all involved.
slutshaming myself?
can you oppress yourself? lmk
I have this really great quality where when I am sober I refuse to let any dude so much as kiss my cheek or hold my hand bc um ew pda aint cute. but when im drunk I will suck a dick in the back of a honda accord uber (sorry todd, i totally deserved the one star rating)? there has to be some freudian pschology shit with that like am i so emotionally repressed that when inebriated I feel the need to let out my inner hoebag?
eurotrash
is this a derogatory term im not really sure lmk. it prolly is.
But ANYWAYS....european boys. the worst. i know i cant like generalize an entire fucking continent but seriously what the fuck is up. I remember back in my youthful teenage years I would dream of finding a hot and charming male from across the pond and now after i have found those boys both in europe and in the us lemme tell ya THEY AINT SHIT. like americans romanticize the crap out of pretty little euro boys and like LADIES british guys are not harry styles...theyre more like that dude in love actually who tries to fuck the american girls. and what is up with their cologne like it makes my bed smell fucking weird for days. speaking of my bed they linger hard. it is common courtesy to sneak out at 8 am not loiter around until 2 in the afternoon telling me all about bloody oslo
that being said ill see you in 3 weeks spain lmao
Might start just shitposting on this tumblr bc 1. im pretty sure the ‘thousands’ of followers i have also have not been on this site in 3 years and 2. bc i got shit to say gahdamn
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