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@hollandshq
smsΒ βΊ boyo
shawn: do the other married couples do it like this? i think not
shawn: we'll really hit our fatherly stride then
tom: no one's doing it like us baby we're one of a kind
tom: oliver's just our test run, we'll have it all figured out by number 2 hopefully but 3 at the latest.
smsΒ βΊ boyo
shawn: i know how you work babe
shawn: tessa of course...
tom: know me too well.... almost like we're married or somethin...
tom: she's not nearly trained enough, we'll have to wait for baby #2 to do that
smsΒ βΊ boyo
shawn: king shit π€
shawn: let me try a different approach
shawn: big fat party where you're the man of honor and we drink till 3 in the morning. AGAIN.
tom: you know what? that i can get behind
tom: celebrating the RIGHT way, now we just have to make sure we have a sitter
smsΒ βΊ boyo
shawn: teaching little man to think smarter not harder
shawn: it wouldnt be the same ...
shawn: the mixed things would taste better gifted, i think
tom: as if he'd ever have to work for anything a day in his life :\
tom: well then what if its a birthday present
smsΒ βΊ boyo
shawn: divorce me so we can get married again.
shawn: i'm going to put a kitchen aid mixer on the registry this time π₯΄
tom: what will oliver think...
tom: baby, husband, love of my life, i will BUY you a kitchen aid mixer if u want one
jbgyllenhlsβ:
I hear that two of the One Direction boys injured themselves doing some really stupid shit on this trip and I think theyβre coming for our chaotic reputation and trying to beat us. We canβt be having that, man. What can we do thatβs chaotic, slightly dangerous but wonβt get us injured? I donβt need Brie and Shawn killing us. @hollandshqβ
well, we simply couldnβt have been upstaged by that. we might not have gotten up to anything on the trip but to save our own pride weβve got to shake things up now so that people know our true nature. weβll keep it lowkey and minimal injury though because we donβt want to wrath of either of them.Β
Text @ Billy Elliot
George: No way... that doesn't sound like you at all, mate. ;)
George: Oh shit, nice! I'm already hooked and wanna see this asap.
George: I bet! Just cover him and everything below a metre tall in bubblewrap.
tom: i'll let you know more details as soon as i know them! although i think i will need to play the game to get the full effect
tom: i'm also going to babygate everywhere, gotta be cautious when it comes to ollie i just know he's going to run around the second he can
he couldnβt even remember the last time he and shawn were able to go on a vacation - probably their honeymoon, before oliver was born. and sure, they couldβve left their son at home and enjoyed some alone time but with tom starting his new project he was going to soak up as much family time as he could. it was slowly starting to get dark outside once he finished feeding oliver, setting him down onto his play mat. he knew it probably wouldnβt be long before he was out for the count.Β βi think we should try to take ollie to that mini golf place tomorrow, what do you think?β he asked, looking over at shawn. @ofshwnβ
Text @ Billy Elliot
George: So what you're saying is I just have to keep harassing you with texts. I can do that.
George: Oooooh a new project? Do I get to know any details?
George: What?? That's mad! Suddenly time to clear everything the little guy can hurt himself on.
tom: clearly, you just gotta be persistent because i can be a bit of an airhead apparently.
tom: it's for uncharted, based off the video games. i play a young nathan drake, but that's as many details as i can give ya.
tom: i know! i'm about to go into full child proof mode when he does too.
Text @ Billy Elliot
George: I don't know, I'm sure some people forget me! I think I have one of those faces that's easily forgettable.
George: I'm great! I haven't been up to much. Just spending some time off at home with the fam. Getting back to work now, though, which is nice. What about you?
tom: trust me, definitely didn't forget about ya! i'm just shit at texting is all.
tom: i've been pretty good! working on a new project, plus we think oliver might start crawling soon so it's a fun time all around.
Text @ Billy Elliot
George: Tooooom. I miss you. Remember me?
tom: how could i forget you mate?!
tom: how're you doing, what've you been up to?
nattyicehqβ:
Youβd think for someone whoβs projects are practically 90% horror, Iβd be used to it by now. Last night I decided to have a horror movie night to myself and guess what? I slept with the lights on and my dog by my side because I was a total baby. I watched The Shining and yeah, Iβve seen it before but thereβs something about old classic horror movies that are so so scary, even though theyβre not as graphic as todays horror. Anyway, since Iβm being a baby, someone shine a light on my situation and tell me what your favorite rom com is. Mine is Noting Hill, always.Β @hchqstartersβ
youβre a lot more brave than i am, i went into an it chapter 2 themed maze sort of thing when that film first came out and it was not a great time. shawn had a blast but i think i hid behind him for about 75% of it. i donβt think i could sit through the shining, so kudos to you on that one. iβve always been a big fan of love actually myself, when is considered a christmas movie i believe but another favorite of mine is sheβs the man, which i think is a romcom.Β
smsΒ βΊ yeehawsband
shawn: name drop you ??? exploit ur name for personal gain ??? πππ
shawn: a labor of love ofc
tom: ya :\ my last name already does that for me to exploit yours, i'm just offering to even the playing field
tom: lets just do random accents 24/7 and see they end up with
aubreyplazahqβ:
He is the most beautiful boy, isnβt it? Heβs stuck being my head minion forever. I might collect a few more to give him a break from time to time but heβs the best Iβve got and he canβt ever be to comfortable. Thank you for being so understanding. You should! Really use it to your advantage nobody can say no to cute babies. If you ever need to borrow one of my sisters, feel free. They fear me too much to say no to a friend of mine. Are things not good between you and your parents? The best influence and the worst.
we wouldnβt want it any other way but getting a few more might be good. he could be head minion, the og if you will. when we have more kids, he might have to step out of doing some of your dirty work. youβre so right, no one can say no to a cute baby, especially not one as cute as my own. things arenβt great, if iβm being honest. the last time we saw them was on boxing day, they saw ollie for maybe a half hour and i havenβt talked to them much since. my father and i donβt really get along too well, you know? but itβs all fine, because iβve got my own little family now. theyβll bring the best of both worlds - like hannah montana.Β
smsΒ βΊ yeehawsband
shawn: brb texting marvel now
shawn: and WHAT
shawn: we can translate its fine
tom: make sure you mention me, i've got some street cred there :)
tom: YOU can translate, i will stand there confused as to how we've created that
smsΒ βΊ t holland.
h: you've got this down to a science, it looks like. sound.
h: yeah? you'll have plenty of hand-me-downs for the next one, surely.
h: the more the merrier!
tom: i would say we'd give the next one all the hand me downs but i know shawn and i will go above and beyond and get all NEW clothes
tom: we're terrors and monsters :\
tom: i'll bring the marshmallows
smsΒ βΊ yeehawsband
shawn: spiderman in a cowboy hat .... thoughts are being thunk .........
shawn: hope baby #2 has the cool yeehaw accent too :)
tom: spiderman: home on the range in theaters soon....
tom: our children are going to have the WEIRDEST accents babe