[hotvampireadjacent]

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[segamascott]

[sugarmountainspring]

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[ceff00]

u/toast1850′s extreme green game boy pocket, game boy advance & game boy advance sp

[so-much-for-subtlety]